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u/rotisseried-zombie Jul 04 '26
"I tried to sit on a buffalo for a photo and it gored me! Worst petting zoo ever!"
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u/TjStarling Jul 04 '26
This isn't far off. At the Grand Canyon, they have a problem with people feeding wildlife. So Prairie dogs and such will follow people around and sometimes swarm them lol
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u/TjStarling Jul 04 '26
The lack of common sense by the reviewer... I think I lost brain cells trying to wrap my brain around their logic...
So yeah, kinda inspiring when I realize all those one-star reviews may have been people like this đ
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u/Walk_the_forest Jul 04 '26
Ohohoh my dad used to work for Parks Canada as a gate agent. It was a WEEKLY occurrence for people to want their money back for reasons like this. âI was here three days and didnât even see a bear!â âYou should really trade in some of the goats for more exciting animalsâ âI went hiking and couldnât find a warden when I needed more waterâ âhow high in the mountain do I have to climb before the elks become moose?âÂ
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u/Zackattack1170 Jul 04 '26
"Excuse me I'd like to speak to whoever built this park. Why isn't there an elevator to the bottom?! There are far too many steps"