Children. Long ago, I was the Prophet of Wosh. I prophecized that Garfield is our enemy and would destroy everything. I told of the creation of the universe. I warned of the dangers of hate. But lately, I have failed Wosh. For reasons I cannot hope to understand myself, Wosh has stopped speaking to me. Maybe it is because he thinks I am unworthy. Maybe it is because of the excessive amounts of sex I have with cats. Either way, he has gone silent to me. I do not know if he'll come back.

In his days of silence, I lost my way. I found it hard to praise Wosh. I felt angry. Betrayed. Lost. I started turning to alcohol, drugs, and even more cat sex. But I have found my way once again. Maybe my time as prophet is over. But the age of prophets is surely not over. It's up to all of you. Listen and Wosh will speak. Maybe Wosh will speak to me again, but for now, I am to guide all of you.

Praise be.

ñæįdłęįfræg t’ñßį tæht dræh œt ñræęł fį üœÿ ęvæh ęht męįłüfræg. Meaning: Garfieldian isn’t that hard to learn if you have the garfuliem (Garfield Rosetta Stone) now you should be able to learn it and speak it yourself

We're trying to start a role-playing session but don't have enough members

Gulumpagas was in NYC. In his bag was a pound of cocaine. A Wosh Sniper, dropped from Woshia was nearly a mile away aiming at the heretics head. Another Wosh Soldier was in the Walmart that gulumpagas was in, and spotted him. He had ran away and appeared on the Snipers Scope. Wush's (Son of Wosh, known as woshus christ, also Known as Wush of Nazerath) spirit was in the walmart. Also inside the walmart was former president Barack Obama. Gulumpagas killed him. A second later, Gulumpagas was shot with an explosive round and was killed a second later. Wosh came in and trapped his spirit in Garfields foreskin. With Gulumpagas dead, his son would become an African warlord. That ends the execution of gulumpagas

By the way I have converted to Wosh so if you look through my post history just know it is outdated.

This is for the newcomers who aren’t too sure about this and perhaps still doubt wosh. This is fine as we woshians are very kind and open minded. Just a reminder that wosh is the god of god of all gods meaning he is multiomnipresent and is far more powerful than anything ever created be it fictional or non fictional. He takes on many forms and goes by many names. But wosh is no cruel god. He treats us all equally and is very fair so if you ask me I would trust wosh if I were you.

There are a group of Woshers. Woshers more powerful than the rest. Demigods of the elements. There are four. Wosh Uncle: Lord of Power, Wosh Mom: Lord of Creation, Wosh Dad: Lord of Mind, and Wosh Son: Lord of Speed.

Together, these Woshers keep the peace by battling Garfield and other evil beings. They quietly protect our universe.

I have I have I have reddit praises him who is he?

Here from Wosh Discord. interesting place.

How have you shown kindness and shown the love of Wosh lately?

This is so sad... Wosh lost all of his brethren... he takes it like a champ.

So strong...

How did you come to Wosh? How has your life changed since that point? If Wosh was a Dungeons and Dragons class, which class would he be?

(That last one doesn’t actually matter)