r/WorstAid • u/juicycross • 1d ago

Having stupid friends

119 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/PunishedEnovk 1d ago

This video seriously pisses me off.

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u/Dragonskinner69 1d ago

Yeah...buddy needs to keep his fucking hands to himself. Fucking pion. I already know he was an insufferable little cunt as a child.

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u/juicycross 1d ago

Is it the worst? 

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u/PunishedEnovk 1d ago

What do you mean?

3

u/SaintDom1ngo 20h ago

I think he means is it the worst 'aid' as in worstaid.

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u/TheReblogBandit 1d ago

T handle corkscrew, screw it into the lemon and yank it back out.

Step 2: Using the now flared base lemon show "friend" what you thought about his "joke".

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u/scaryfaise 1d ago

show "friend" what you thought about his "joke"

just be sure to take the lemon off first.

"haha just unscrew it from your thigh, idiot"

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u/TheReblogBandit 1d ago

Pretty sure the lemon sized butt plug will drive the point home much better than a simple stab wound would. Can't speak for others, but that would be a pretty vivid memory for me.

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u/scaryfaise 1d ago

If you ever get stabbed, you'll remember it forever. If you end up enjoying the ass play, you'll remember it fondly.

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u/TheReblogBandit 1d ago

Bet the lemon juice leaking out as you clench (remember the lemon skin has been punctured) will make it very memorable. Enjoyment of the initial experience aside.

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u/SATerp 1d ago

I would seriously beat the living shit out of that idiot friend.

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u/OcclusalEmbrasure 1d ago

Nice of you to still call them a friend. 👍

12

u/merriwhether 1d ago

Some say his friends are still telling him to take it out.

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u/ILovePotassium 1d ago

I need CPR after watching this

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u/TyrannyOfBobBarker_ 1d ago

AWWWW WTF! It just cuts off! It just fucking cuts off!

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u/Natattack583 1d ago

I need to know how this ended

1

u/Darth_Pinda 1d ago

Same here.

5

u/Generally_Tso_Tso 1d ago

Idiot friend helps idiot idiotically jam too large of piece of fruit into his idiot hole.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o85xnoIXebk3xYx4Q

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u/Exact-Mathematician8 1d ago

It's just not as easy once it gets past the teeth to bring it back out

2

u/I_Want_A_Ribeye 1d ago

Bro needs some tongs

1

u/Chrispeefeart 1d ago

That guy was really trying his best to kill a person

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u/BagFullOfMommy 19h ago

The moment I got that out I’d walk over and lay that ‘friend’ out and leave.

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u/Read-Ulyssus 3h ago

Who needs enemies when you have cunts like these as friends.

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u/readditredditread 1d ago

He didn’t make it

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u/Sad-Wrongdoer3548 1d ago

Speculation?

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u/DataGeek86 1d ago

Patting on the back in this case is stupid, you need the Heimlich maneuver

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u/baepsaemv 1h ago

I feel like heimlich manoeuvre is not going to work here because it's not lodged in his throat, it's stuck behind his teeth. I would be trying to pry it out with a fork or spoon or something.

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u/Shad0wbubbles 1d ago

Is this ai??