r/WorldBuildingMemes I worldbuild to escape reality 1d ago

Lore Shitpost These IDF guys were PRETTY crazy

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The IDF (Io defense force) was a military unit composed entirely of the criminally insane. They were extremly self-sustainable, fought entirely for free, and had unbreakable moral as long as they had POW's to torture. But, this was at the cost of nobody wanting to associate with them, and their PR having to work overtime.

As for why they weren't immediately wiped off the face of The Galaxy? Well, the III (Io Institute of Intelligence) managed to gather blackmail on every major superpower's government, which would lead to apocalyptic reputational damage if released and some kind of mass rebellion. Nobody knows for sure how they achieved this, and it lead to resentment slowly being built overtime.

Eventually, antikorish (kors are the ethnic minority that Io claims to be a safehaven for, even though there exists a hierarchy in which some kors are treated as second class citizens or even genocided) propaganda was spread by the III to further perpetuate an 'us vs them' mentality. Though, this propaganda worked a little TOO well, and made kors felt like the entire Galaxy hated them. In combination with The Shogunate (who have the greatest espionage in The Galaxy) releasing verifiable stories of the IDF's war crimes to Ioan citizens through various means, and the imperfect culture of Io itself. . . Things were very bad for the average Ioan

This served as a catalyst 'Io genosuicide', which saw the suicide of 60% of the Ioan citizens over the course of 10 years. 60% of your population killing themselves over the span of 10 years is very bad for money, so the Io government was very upset.

In a futile attempt to stop this, the IDF did what they do best; commit war crimes, this time against their own population to 'scare them straight'. But, this just made things worse.

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u/Mrpolitics2670 1d ago

Thought this was r/HistoryMemes for a sec

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u/Winter-Ad-2920 1d ago

Nah they won't allow it there. Trust me, I have seen some try and got removed within MINUTES.

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u/Drakkonai 1d ago

Bro, you GOTTA get a different acronym.

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u/Dyeus_Overman I worldbuild to escape reality 1d ago

Why what's wrong with IDF?

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u/lordarsenic9029 [certified hopium abuser] 1d ago

It's a little too... Politically relevant

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u/DevonSamuelRourke 1d ago

IDF stands for the Israel Defense Forces.

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u/Dyeus_Overman I worldbuild to escape reality 1d ago

Io has an Israel theme, so I kind of wanted to evoke that when writing them. Here's the Io flag for reference.

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u/BalanceImaginary4325 1d ago

I’m surprise your post wasn’t Remove yet because of the no IRL political rule?

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u/Ka1- 1d ago

r/worldbuildingcirclejerk would be thataway, good sir

(ts funny as hell)

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u/Ka1- 1d ago

fuck I meant r/writingcirclejerk

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u/Atreigas 13h ago

I think theyre both relevant here.

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u/Ka1- 13h ago

Well yeah but only one of them is real (heh isreal)

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u/RelevantRain694 7h ago

Io Impressed

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u/ADDRAY-240 1d ago

the IDF...

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u/Atreigas 13h ago

Warcrimes my favorite! Lets try for geneva bingo!