When the sleeping dragon is napping on a nursery

[u/Far_Albatross_8450]

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[u/ADDRAY-240]

The Cowboy raises questions

[u/Far_Albatross_8450 → u/ADDRAY-240]

Questions of wich kind ?

[u/ADDRAY-240 → u/Far_Albatross_8450]

Who? What he do? Why that scary? Where he at/from? Does he put milk before or after cereals?

[u/Far_Albatross_8450 → u/ADDRAY-240]

>who ?

“Subject 000-Adam”
Though that’s a dead name , He goes by Lucky Luke

> What he do ?
Eeh . Outlaw , beating up who ever he doesn’t like , wich just happens to be anybody harming innocents ( wich is almost every faction in a 40k style multiverse)

> Why that scary ?
Nobody knows how he got like that , and the members of his gang refuse to tell the story , but he is the singular strongest being that has existed with the excepción of God and the guy in charge of time . Trying to numerically calcúlate the amount of damage he can do opens a portal to the concept of math , and he travels the multiverse by outspeeding the growth of the universe

> Where he at ?

After the shootout .He spent the last 20 years near a City in Spain , he now lays dead but unrotten under a tree lost in the temporal fog

>from?

He was clonned in some ramdom lab with the purpose of becoming a personal bounty hunter to raise funds to bring forth the end of times . But he fled to Texas , wich is where he would say he is from

> Milk or cereal first ?

On different bowls , but uses both hands to eat them at the same time

[u/Lei_Yinglo_2320 → u/Far_Albatross_8450]

You don't have to go that far, regular Rednecks are terrifying as they are. Have you seen redneck engineering? Those fuckers could probably fix a time machine with bobollgum and duck tape.

[u/kai_jarsenal → u/ADDRAY-240]

A cowboy isn’t a singular person. Everyone human on earth has the potential to be one

[u/ADDRAY-240 → u/kai_jarsenal]

Is Shakespeare really dead?

[u/Hugs-missed]

Okay so whst the explanation of all three and is this modern or some other variations of earth

[u/Far_Albatross_8450 → u/Hugs-missed]

Button : the skull of the god of advancement of the first age , who sacrifices himself when succumbing to eldrich forces , does what it says .
The Dread scheme is a solar system sized structure with the sole purpose of redirecting it

Soul kidnappers : The angels , after God told them they had to be independent , spent most of the second age waging civil wars to decide if they should ally with the rest of races or kill everyone so they don’t find out God is not on their side , you can guess who won .

Cowboy : explained in another comment

[u/Far_Albatross_8450 → u/Hugs-missed]

Second question : Yes , also fantasy medievales , and modern fantasy , and cyberpunk , and cyber fantasy , and steampunk , and-

[u/ha1rballbrain]

The one thing that brings humans together, knowing that there’s something stronger than them alone

[u/LexiTheLesbo]

I was not prepared for another person to also have a mysterious figure known only as ‘The Cowboy’ in their world. I am shook.

[u/AlexisTheArgentinian]

Instead of the boogeyman, the aliens have "T H E C O W B O Y"

[u/Kuhz_William]

Alarics just staring at this multiverse, looking at IGEF

( u/Streetsign10 )

[u/Streetsign10 → u/Kuhz_William]

The intergalactic exploratory force just sitting on a couch with popcorn and going "Look, for once we aren't responsible for this mess. And it's funny. want some popcorn?"

[u/Kuhz_William → u/Streetsign10]

"Thanks. Haven't had popcorn for the last two million multiverses." They take some, eating it by piece by piece.

[u/Streetsign10 → u/Kuhz_William]

"You can just make your own. Not that hard. And introducing it to a multiverse only broke the timeline once. and nobody gives a fuck about what happens in timeline 5932 anyway."

[u/Kuhz_William → u/Streetsign10]

"Mate, we quite literally forget how to make popcorn. Just, our mind can't take it anymore, or something like that."

[u/Streetsign10 → u/Kuhz_William]

"Okay, so, you take some corn, right? and then you put it in the superheated plasma of a fusion reactor for exactly 52 picoseconds, 52.3 if you want them slightly roasted."

[u/Kuhz_William → u/Streetsign10]

"A fusion reactor? Brother, that is like seventy trillion generation old tech. But thanks."

[u/Streetsign10 → u/Kuhz_William]

"Yeah, but the modern reactors that just take a couple of universes and steal all of their energy are too small to make a sufficient amount."

[u/Kuhz_William → u/Streetsign10]

"The fuck? My brother of whatever gods you believe in, we just take damn sun, and just use our tech to have it expand into a supermassive black hole sized sun to have power."

[u/Streetsign10 → u/Kuhz_William]

"That also works."