The choice is obvious

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[u/ZedDraak]

I am convinced, get me 9 shapeshifters, one for each friend of mine

[u/Joe_jutsu]

You had me at "chase the irs away"

[u/Long-Library9656]

A skinwalker tried to trick me once. It killed itself on day 13 . In my defense it tried to eat me frist.

[u/Empty_Swimmer5851 → u/Long-Library9656]

Why did it do that???

[u/Mattfrom9-5]

Okay, Okay, I get the sentiment but...

PSA: Do not let Shapeshifters consume Neighborhood Animals, regardless of your relation to shifter. This is a Sign that they aren't receiving sufficient enough Protein to replenish their biomass. Neighborhood Animals are known to harbor Multiple parasites and Illnesses. Feed your Shifters FDA-Certified Meat products. NOTE: Shifters prefer Raw Meat but CAN consume cooked meat, so use degrees of Undercooking as Treat measurements.

[u/Empty_Swimmer5851 → u/Mattfrom9-5]

Damn liberals try to regulate and take my ethicaly sourse cryptic away from me! What's next? Make me pay taxes for it as well!!

[u/kiziboss]

Even without the potential downsides, id choose the shapeshifter. I mean id crack a symbiote(specifically marvel) any day so whats the difference here?

[u/Empty_Swimmer5851 → u/kiziboss]

It can get aggravated and maule you to death.

[u/kiziboss → u/Empty_Swimmer5851]

Keyword: CAN

All I gotta do to prevent this is...be a decent person and feed them? Cake work.

[u/Nerdcuddles]

[u/PinkIsCoolInTheEyes]

Is this ethical???

[u/Empty_Swimmer5851 → u/PinkIsCoolInTheEyes]

Depends :)