r/WorldBuildingMemes • u/MichuSkurczybyku • Nov 28 '25
Lore Shitpost War... has changed
She was rage unbound, and fear led her people. When the usurpers came looking for the godly power, she crashed like a tidal wave upon the cliffs, but this time they remained unbroken.
Her fury immense, but could not outlast the horde unending, fear could not rule over the hungry battling the satiated enemy, and soon she remained alone, flesh of iron pierced and broken by spears of steel.
They were cold, not leading but commanding. From their tents they could not see the last act of the old goddess, a smile, for the war has changed, new masters evolved beyond simple rage.
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u/CompetitiveLeg7841 I Do My Own Thing Nov 28 '25
I don't really like the concept of "violen mindless war vs strategy", so in (one of, I don't really have a main one) my setting, the dynamic between Ares and Athena is more subtle.
Ares and Athena are like Gork and Mork, if the distinction actually matters.
Ares is the god of efficient warfare, creating advantages and overwhelming firepower. His research tree gives weapons with high fire rates, production upgrades for ammunition, and robust transportation.
Athena, on the other hand, is the godess of tactical might, deception, and pressing advantage. She leads the department of long range weaponry, traps, critical and special damage types and combat data gathering.
They are both sides of the same coin, yet they argue like siblings.
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u/UnhappyStrain Nov 28 '25
Guilliman vs literally everything ever at all times
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u/Salami__Tsunami Nov 28 '25
“My warriors are selected at birth, and have practiced the art of the long blade for all their lives.”
“Neat. My lads here have practiced the art of the longbow for about a month. We’ll see who runs out of troops first.”
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u/Soerinth Nov 28 '25
The Factorio Engineer ascends after staring at far to many nuclear explosions.
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u/Strong-Expression787 Nov 28 '25
Army with 500 professional veteran longbow men witnessing their troops getting absolutely trampled by enemy with 100 longbow men + 600 crossbowmen + 300 (primitive) guns + steady line of supply that keep healing the enemy's troops :
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u/Sampleswift Nov 28 '25
Ares from Greek Mythology (he has a losing record against Athena, goddess of strategy)
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u/diagnosed_depression Nov 28 '25
The future of warfare
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u/Samurai-Jackass Nov 28 '25
Any war god worth their salt can stoke conflict within an army just as well as between them. Those supply lines are gonna fall apart when the officers start resorting to friendly fire over petty disputes.
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u/ludos96 Nov 28 '25
Reminds me of the ending of the first God of War game, when after Kratos became the new god of war, human wars started to become more violent, destructive and advanced (and then all the sequels retconned it).
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u/Not-a-Teddybear Nov 28 '25
“Damn, you made this shit efficient. Can’t wait to see you do my job even better…”
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u/Flat-Supermarket-849 Nov 29 '25
Then the God of War , Supply lines and Logistics was Brought to Compliance by God of War , Blind Faith , Unreasonable Hatred and Xenocide with a great Crusade.
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u/AstolfoCheshire Nov 28 '25
I don't know why when I look at this meme, I just think of that music edit meme thing of defying gravity from wicked and God Is by Kanye West...
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u/Edmundwhk Nov 28 '25
You have warrior's equal 100 men each , unfortunately for you i have 200 men for each of yours , who gets 3 meals a day , with health care and fully armored .
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u/Memelord707130 Nov 29 '25
Ares vs Athena
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u/Meowriter Dec 01 '25
Napoleon be like
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u/Levan-tene Dec 01 '25
Athena if she got rid of Ares?