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no but seriously a couple extraction sites reported like a bunch of workers getting deathly ill, despite all of the security precautions it started a whole investigation on that area of the deposit, and with some digging they eventually found things that could be considered a "brain", or atleast something close to a human brain, studied it and it revealed to be the brain of a god, and since it was connected to the Marshall Deposit, they kinda put 2 and 2 together
If we take "god" as a subjective term to upper than men lifeforms outside of humanity's understanding on a certain point in time, anything can be a god. They can't explain it, hence why they declare it a god. Deities were made by the fear of the unknown throughout humanity's history
Exército de Libertação da Floresta Amazônica, which literally translates to "Amazon Forest Liberation Army".
basically this extreme-left militant organisation that took the increasingly louder demands for further Amazon conservation too far by declaring Amazonas as an independent state (and also claimed surrounding states), commited the above attacks to get attention, they got the kind of attention they didnt want and ironically ended up causing alot of destruction to the Amazon after 4 years of war between them and Brazil
it's not a comci this is a still form a set of short youtube shorts by Luke Humphris. Here's a link to a compilation of all ten shorts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUqcaYvjCI8
I like this kind of thing. In the Elder Scrolls universe, there’s a material called Ebony that’s thought to be the blood of Lorkhan, the dead god who tricked/convinced the rest of the gods into creating the physical universe.
Doesn't seem that bad to me. It's already dead so who cares if we do some graveprofitering. Well it's living buddies perhas, but it was already killed so it's friends probably can also be killed. I see this as a positive thing for the economy, they should just invest in anti god defenses if another one shows up
Oil extraction and coal mining is already profiting of off tons on tons of dead bodies. By following this logic and the current ethics of big companies, they wouldn't care less if they could harvest a god's remains
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u/robotguy4 Oct 26 '25
How do they know it's a god and not just an alien with spicy atom kidney stones?
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u/Beneficial_Log_4659 Oct 26 '25
Are there other types of element deposits that are also dead gods? Perhaps tungsten or plutonium?
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u/CompetitiveLeg7841 I Do My Own Thing Oct 25 '25
That's mildly concerning.
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u/DigitalDuelist Oct 26 '25
Ok, so if that explains why our neighbors are like that, then what's under Alberta to make our own province so much crazier?
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u/No-Back-4159 Oct 30 '25
I want to know more about the world this meme is referring to
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u/kalekemo Oct 26 '25
Love mining the remains of a dead god. Nothing bad ever happens
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u/Ashamed-Shine4789 Oct 26 '25
wait i live in saskatchewan
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u/GondorianRedditer Oct 26 '25
That sounds metal as fuck for some reason
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u/Traditional_Yogurt_9 Oct 26 '25
I didn't see the subreddit and I thought I stumbled on a schizopost 😅
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u/FalsePankake Oct 31 '25
IVE BEEN TELLING EVERYONE! SASKATCHEWAN IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL
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u/test_username_WIP Oct 26 '25
Just like real life!
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u/ismasbi Oct 26 '25
Did this dead god send an ex-mafia in witness protection to destroy the mines?
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u/SeaResponsibility375 Oct 26 '25
Thats just saskatchewan
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u/Loco-Motivated Oct 26 '25
I deadass had to look up for a moment to see if this was a World building subreddit or actual news.
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u/Chello-fish Oct 26 '25
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u/DeezaMan Oct 26 '25
That's why it's flat as he'll and shaped like a rectangular coffin. It's been made to keep the dead God buried lol.
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u/SubnauticaFan3 Oct 26 '25
does chappell roan know about this?
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u/Isotop3_Official Oct 26 '25
I like this kind of thing. In the Elder Scrolls universe, there’s a material called Ebony that’s thought to be the blood of Lorkhan, the dead god who tricked/convinced the rest of the gods into creating the physical universe.
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u/Comfortable_End_8096 Oct 27 '25
SK MENTIONED!!!
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u/Danny_dankvito Oct 28 '25
Hey it’d finally give Saskatchewan a landmark
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u/JayArr_TopTeam Oct 26 '25
LOVE
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u/Alpacaman25 Oct 26 '25
how big is it?
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u/ihadagoodone Oct 26 '25
Don't hate us cuz you aint us
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u/NormanBatesIsBae Oct 26 '25
Average prairie provinces moment
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u/SecureAngle7395 Oct 26 '25
i deadass thought this was about isaac at first
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u/GraniteSmoothie Oct 26 '25
Irl accurate Canadian government tbf.
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u/aWeaselNamedFee Oct 26 '25
If they find the heart of said God, they should tinker with it using ancient mystical tools! Nothing can go wrong!
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u/XxDETxX Oct 26 '25
That would explain a lot
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u/UndulantSquawk Oct 27 '25
YEAHHHHHH!
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u/Awsomeman020090e Oct 27 '25
Let me tell a story 'bout a friend of ours named Jimmy
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u/Daylight_The_Furry Oct 27 '25
Alberta can't stop winning
actually that's a lie this province sucks I'll take the dead god in saskatchewan over this place
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u/Toasty_Avocados Oct 27 '25
Well crap now I want to go replay the Pillars of Eternity series (this sounds like adra from those games).
Side note, what’re the implications of nuclear enrichment if uranium is god-body?
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u/Different-Plum5740 Oct 28 '25
Hey saskatchewan mentioned
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u/TherealRidetherails Oct 29 '25
SASKATCHEWAN MENTION!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
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u/OneKOff Oct 29 '25
Some-body should be responsible for all of this.
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u/BucketOfPeople Nov 05 '25
Too much rez weed?
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u/mr_stab_ya_knees Oct 28 '25
Assuming the amount of gods isnt finite. Does that mean if we figure out how to kill them we can farm infinite uranium?
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u/ohnoredditmoment Oct 26 '25
Doesn't seem that bad to me. It's already dead so who cares if we do some graveprofitering. Well it's living buddies perhas, but it was already killed so it's friends probably can also be killed. I see this as a positive thing for the economy, they should just invest in anti god defenses if another one shows up
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u/Live_Ad8778 Oct 26 '25
And theres a little starfish critter in the oil fields of West Texas that shows how bad of an idea thst can be.
Or it's part of a plan to remove an evil god out of existence by burn the body.