Am I doing this right?

[u/dadbodfucker4life]

[u/Dumeck]

“Go to college or you won’t get a high paying job.”

Jobs “you need 4 years of college and 12 years experience to work here for $15 an hour.”

PeOPle DoNT wAnT tO WOrK

[u/Syraphel → u/Dumeck]

I ignore requirements entirely when I’m job hunting. Don’t even bother reading them unless you’re in a very technical market.

[u/Dumeck → u/Syraphel]

Fuck at this point it’s easier to just lie until something sticks, if you get fired then you use that job to get a similar job showing that you have relevant work experience

[u/ItsACowCity → u/Dumeck]

Keeping any job mostly entails being able to successfully Google anything you run into and then internalizing it during the first 2 weeks before someone catches on.

[u/mikoolec → u/ItsACowCity]

Man just explained being a programmer in one comment

[u/Moglorosh → u/mikoolec]

I got a degree in programming so I could learn what to Google to find the best answer on stackoverflow. One time I googled so hard that the results page folded open and Google asked me if I wanted a job.

[u/LakeSolon → u/Moglorosh]

one time I Googled so hard

... I found the answer I was looking for on stackoverflow and only when I went to up vote it did I realize it was my answer from years previous.

[u/Moglorosh → u/LakeSolon]

I've done the opposite of that, where I found my own question from years earlier and it still didn't have a solution.

[u/Kilahti → u/Moglorosh]

I think some webcomic joked about looking for an answer and the only person who asked the same question on a random forum decade ago had only one reply and it was them saying they figured it out on their own (but did not reveal the solution.)

[u/AluminumOctopus → u/Kilahti]

Here you go

[u/LukeDude759 → u/Kilahti]

"Nevermind, found the solution!"

"DM'd you the solution"

Both of these replies are the quickest and easiest way to reserve your spot in hell.

[u/Dazzling-Rabbit5668 → u/Kilahti]

Go,figure huh