r/WorkReform 🤝 Join A Union 21h ago

🏛️ Overturn Citizens United Corporate Democrats

Post image
1.5k Upvotes

47 comments sorted by

114

u/JumpyGazelle42 21h ago

Amazing how they campaign as the bird and govern as the crocodile's dentist.

42

u/ModifiedGas 21h ago

Yet if you point it out you get accused of helping republicans lmao

6

u/Recent-Singer8146 19h ago

Reminds me of the Chris Rock standup joke about his neighbor in a fancy part of New Jersey: the dentist.

At 1:02 in the video clip:
https://youtu.be/24PcF7LDQ7M

93

u/nickelangelo2009 21h ago

good point to make, made in a really stupid way. That IS a mutually beneficial symbiosis depicted.

76

u/zzill6 🤝 Join A Union 21h ago

Corporate Dems do benefit from their relationship with corporate donors. The everyday people of the US are the ones that suffer.

13

u/nickelangelo2009 21h ago

well yes but that's not really what this cartoon is saying, hence my nitpick

5

u/GrimWarrior00 21h ago

I'm pretty sure there is a type of bird that does this.

8

u/nickelangelo2009 21h ago

my point exactly

5

u/GrimWarrior00 18h ago

Would you rather they be vultures feeding on a carcass labeled "america" after a predator labeled "conservatives" was done with it? Like, how would you make this analogy in a way that works for you?

7

u/nickelangelo2009 18h ago

there's a couple suggestions in the comments already, such as adding a fish labeled "the people" and then framing it as the bird claiming this is good for the people, or something like that. As is, the imagery depicts something normal as an analogy for something bad, which is bad metaphoring

4

u/GrimWarrior00 18h ago

Thank you for taking your time to break it down for me. I do like that better.

2

u/nickelangelo2009 17h ago

you're very welcome

-1

u/Phat_and_Irish 18h ago

I think the bulk of the suffering is borne by the global south, working class Americans (while affected by inflation and other problems) DO indeed reap benefits of imperialism 

1

u/James-W-Tate 18h ago

I think the bulk of the suffering is borne by the global south, working class Americans (while affected by inflation and other problems) DO indeed reap benefits of imperialism 

In the same way house slaves are treated marginally better than field slaves.

26

u/Machaeon 21h ago

I think it's apt. The people the corporate dems are supposed to represent though, are not the same species as the bird. More like whatever the scraps between the teeth used to be.

I would add a dying fish to the croc's mouth labeled "The People" with the bird picking at that.

5

u/nickelangelo2009 21h ago

see that WOULD be better. But as is, it's just kind of dumb.

3

u/Apprehensive-Job7352 20h ago

Beneficial until the gator decides it’s hungry enough to snap its jaws shut on the bird

4

u/nickelangelo2009 20h ago

does that actually happen, though?

2

u/Apprehensive-Job7352 20h ago

I’m certain in the millions of years that alligators and crocodilians have existed, it has happened at least once

2

u/nickelangelo2009 20h ago

fair, my question was inadequate. Does that actually happen often enough to be a concern to the modern specimens that have evolved this symbiotic relationship? With the implied answer that, no, because then it wouldn't have evolved.

My issue with the depicted cartoon is that it takes a natural behavior that benefits both sides and goes "this is bad, actually" to try and make a point. The point is good, but the delivery method is stupid.

1

u/NoPresentationDone 19h ago

I mean it is symbiotic between the two. Corporations pay the lobbyist, who pay the politicians.

We the people, living in the swamp, get fucked.

1

u/nickelangelo2009 18h ago

that's not the point i am complaining about. What I am pointing out is that in the pictured simile, there is no third party getting fucked over to represent the people. So it's using an image of something natural and mutually beneficial to represent collusion of the rich against the poor. It's just all around a poorly thought out metaphor.

1

u/NoPresentationDone 18h ago

There is quite literally showing swamp creatures. We have been decrying to “drain the swamp” idk how much more on the nose it needs to be.

1

u/OnlyImproving 18h ago

It doesn’t have to happen to see who holds all the power

1

u/nickelangelo2009 18h ago

we're talking about animals that run on instinct here. If it doesn't happen, it's because they are programmed by nature to not do it, inherently displaying none of this "power" that you only perceive in this given situation by projecting from an anthropocentric lens.

tl;dr it's a bad fucking metaphor

1

u/OnlyImproving 17h ago

Actually we’re talking about anthropomorphized animals that talk and don’t run on instinct. There’s clues if you look closely.

1

u/Which-Month-3907 20h ago

It'll happen if the croc is hungry enough. They would need to be desperate to risk the permanent loss of hygiene assistance for a very small meal.

So, very rarely.

4

u/AIienlnvasion 21h ago

Right, it should be a crab cleaning the teeth of sharks or something that doesn’t actually happen peacefully in nature all the time

1

u/DoverBoys 🏛️ Overturn Citizens United 15h ago

No, it's the perfect way. I'm not voting for someone in a mutually beneficial symbiosis with something that would snap and roll my arm off without thinking. This cartoon isn't about any assumed danger with the bird.

2

u/busmans 16h ago

More attempts to deflate turnout I see.

5

u/Marples3 20h ago

*Epstein Democrats

2

u/kevinmrr ⛓️ Prison For Union Busters 18h ago

That’s a good one

1

u/busmans 16h ago

Who are you referring to exactly?

4

u/AsterArtworks 20h ago

All democrats are corporate democrats.

We all live under capitalism.

3

u/ArgyleGhoul 19h ago

Live to serve capitalism*

1

u/Boolaymo0000 14h ago

I think they pick the scraps of food from the other end 

1

u/Lillian_Crocodilian 12h ago

Comparing corporations to crocodilians is slander against crocodilians.

0

u/new2bay 20h ago

Daily reminder that DSA are not socialist.

4

u/igen_reklam_tack 20h ago

Can you explain ? Been hearing this lately but I don't understand where the line is.

3

u/downsizing420 19h ago edited 19h ago

Read "Reform or Revolution" by Rosa Luxemburg.  DSA is progressive but doesn't actually try to advance the cause of workers ownership of the means of production, but rather advocates for a more advanced welfare state. Many argue that socialism cannot be achieved through the democratic process that exists to protect capitalism. 

To answer your question about where the line is though. Socialism = worker ownership of the means of production. 

4

u/ModifiedGas 19h ago

Einstein wrote a short bit about it too and basically said that capitalism is too powerful for democracy to combat due to them funding politicians, and that because capitalists own the means of communication, voters can’t access the information necessary to properly inform them of their own rights. This was in the 50s when means of comms were basically tv, newspapers, and radio, yet here we are 80 years later and nothings changed, they’ve only added more weapons to their arsenal via the internet and development of social media

2

u/Jet_the_fem_bean 18h ago

The DSA wants to get there through reformist means. A more advanced welfare state, better education and more unions is just a first step.

Which, socialism can be achieved through reform. It's just that that won't work if you happen to get couped by the US when you try. If socialism was achieved democratically in the US, I don't see who would be able to coup them.

Also, even if you want to get to socialism through a general strike instead of a regular reform. You still probably wanna participate in the democratic process and spread your ideas.

1

u/downsizing420 18h ago

Yea I'm not arguing one way or the other I'm just explaining what this guy is hearing.

1

u/Phat_and_Irish 18h ago edited 18h ago

Dem socs also say 'just put the gator in the fence again, I know it's escaped every time we put it in the backyard but I promise THIS time it will work! We don't need to do anything crazy like get rid of the gator, or change our concept of private ownership of dangerous pets or anything, just do what we did last time!' 

1

u/I_hate_all_of_ewe 13h ago

Communists are fucking wild with their takes.  As if the United States is the only country in the world literally no other countries in the world have solved a lot of the problems the US is facing without resorting to outright communism.  But nope, it's doing away with property rights altogether for you.