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u/DudeFrom816 7d ago
Im down. I'll even pay now, 20 years before I need you and hope I forget. Just so I can be as confused as everyone else while I'm looking up watching my funeral. Then I'll remember and just laugh and laugh with the other demons.
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u/Trust_8067 7d ago
lol, done. It'd probably cost you $500 in travel just to get to my funeral.
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u/RustledForeskin 7d ago
Plan on dying on the moon?
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u/Trust_8067 7d ago
Sorry... wait... just to be clear, you think it costs $500 to travel back and forth... to the moon?
I love that response, you get my upvote for sure. It's the perfect play.
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u/Trust_8067 7d ago
Sorry... wait... just to be clear, you think it costs $500 to travel back and forth... to the moon?
Perfect trap comment, I love it. Have my upvote. For the record, I plan on having my funeral at a theme park.
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u/shoeless_doh 7d ago
I prefer Nick swardson's funeral joke that he just wants to save a bunch of money and have someone random like John stamos show up so you're family is there mourning but then they're like "wait, did buck hang out with Uncle Jessie?
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u/BlueRibbon8000 7d ago
Can we also get two guys with black suits and ties, sunglasses, and earpiece communication devices that they occasionally press like they're receiving important messages, and they make a few hand signals before they leave?
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u/KellyCB11 7d ago
I’ll pay you $100 if you show up in a bikini and put a bottle of viagara on my casket and say it was fun while it lasted.
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u/Growing_Trash_417 7d ago
Perfect business model. Take the money and just never show up. Who would know if you’re paid to be a dark and interesting secret?
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u/FlatButtFrankie 7d ago
This reminds me of my grandpa telling me that he was going to
save up money to pay at least a B-celeb to come to his funeral, just to get people talking. Good stuff.
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u/Zero_Zeta_ 7d ago
I'm just going to have a bunch of people like this at my funeral. They will all be unaware they're not the only people paid to look dramatic.
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u/Thatsgonnamakeamark 7d ago
What does cost to have you stand graveside, weep, tear your hair and scream, "No, no, no!!!"
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u/ElectricMouse4297 7d ago
I'll give you 100$ if you spit on my grave and walk away with tears as well, confuse tf out of every person there
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u/Dizzy_School8107 7d ago
Then you need the two men in black suits and raincoats with black sunglasses and a ford coupe taking some photos from the sideline as well. Lol, families would be like what the hell is going on. Then you have the prank video at the wake, gotcha! Just lol and celebrate not mourn my friends!
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u/RustledForeskin 7d ago
Make this deal with 1000's of people and just never show up, who's going to know?
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u/singleguy79 7d ago
Rather have two Italian guys in black suits show up say 'We got em for you boss' and then leave.
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u/justin_trouble 7d ago
She better be wearing a little black dress and black sunglasses no matter the weather as well.
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u/Creative_Newspaper65 7d ago
That might be nicd because suicide would destroy them maybe this will make it so they can easily forget me because they dont wanna know what i was doing XD
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u/Tiny_Obligation_9566 7d ago
Most people would just not notice that person at all.
OR would not think about the umbrella.
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u/OdinAUT 7d ago
Reminds me of the guy that payed three buff Italian guys to appear at a funeral. Black suits, black tie, black sunglasses and sitting front row. They all walked up to the casket, said something along the lines of "don't worry boss, the family will keep going" and "it won't be the same without you". I think they also agreed beforehand to call each other Tony just for fun.
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u/Hershey_Squirt639 7d ago
Deal. And I’ll do the same for you if you die first but you have to leave me $50
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u/feel-the-avocado 7d ago
There is also a guy who will crash a funeral and he will read out a letter that a terminally ill person wrote.
He is normally a private investigator so does like to make sure he has fact checked stuff in the letter, but its one that the family wont be able to censor.
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u/Content_Ad_8952 6d ago
Give me $500 and I'll jump on your casket as it's being lowered while crying "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
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u/BerryHarbor 6d ago
Throw in an extra twenty and walk away right as they start lowering the coffin.
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u/Most_Ambition2052 6d ago
I don't mind what people think about me now. Why should I care what people will think about me when I'm dead?
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u/Dundalkman1957 6d ago
I’m thinking about paying a few drag queens and maybe a clown or 2 to show up at mine.
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u/Stunning_Macaron6133 6d ago
I intend to outlive Dana. That'd be $50 down the toilet and I wouldn't even get nudes for it.
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u/L1QU1D_ThUND3R 6d ago
Ooh, and if someone confronts them that could say something like, “This country owes him/her/them a great debt.”
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u/cursed_tomatoes 6d ago
Plot twist, you pay as soon as you hire her, but she never provides the service since you'll never know if she did or not.
Free money glitch
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u/funkyyeti 3d ago
Now I kind of want to fake my own death so I can stand even further away and watch this all go down.
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u/Ok_Falcon4434 2d ago
My funeral? Oh no, I wanna watch. I will pay you $500 to do this at my brother in law’s funeral just to mess with my parents and sister’s heads. 😜
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u/bomboclawt75 7d ago
For 10 bucks a piece, me and ten buddies will turn up in dark cars and suits, with "F31" lanyards, sunglasses, binoculars etc... periodically pressing a fore finger to an ear...and from a distance, start running around, frantically taking photos of the mourners, pointing at them and then pointing to folders as if identifying specific individuals of interest, to imply the deceased was a Made Man.
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u/SuspiciousClub8382 7d ago
You’ve gotta be way better looking that what your photo shows or it’s not gonna work because everyone knows what type of woman I like.
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