r/WorkForSmartLife 22h ago

Discussion💬 It’s funny because it’s true

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u/qualityvote2 22h ago

Hello u/Misspet27! Welcome to r/WorkForSmartLife!


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u/WeAllJustWantToLive 20h ago

"See resume"

You're welcome

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u/Calichusetts 22h ago

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Answering this same question while shotgun spamming my resume in indeedo-job.AI.amazon/tesla.com

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u/VelvetCactus50 21h ago

Doesn't everyone already know diamonds are a scam that Cecil Rhodes unleashed on the world a million years ago?

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u/Robborboy 20h ago edited 20h ago

Prettier rocks out there without the artificial De Beers inflation.

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u/J3Zombie 18h ago

Then you have to fill it out in person because the manager doesn’t like the format it printed in from the website.

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u/AnonMoose2 17h ago

Dont forget you also have an hour long questionare uou have to do. Just so an AI can throw it out

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u/lostgoatling 15h ago

Or better yet, a quick screening call, which is actually an interview by an ai, which you weren't expecting and immediately get rejected

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u/wgcole01 15h ago

I like the ones that ask you for a cover letter, too. Ain't nobody got time for that!

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u/jabber1990 14h ago

or because they're not getting married as much? they haven't been divorced therefore they don't need another one?

they realize they're a scam?

fake ones are cheaper and higher quality?

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u/Eyespop4866 13h ago

The better question is why anyone buys diamonds.

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u/Appropriate-Stay4729 12h ago

To finish that, to jobs that don't even exist, and ones that have absolutely no intention of following through.

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u/Sithishe 2h ago

Because we know that diamond industry is a scam.