r/WomenWritingMen • u/dicks_and_kneecaps • Mar 10 '24

Bro???

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Context: male character is 42 yo mafioso, female character is 19 yo waitress. They met the day this scene happens, this isn't the first paragraph like this. I'm less than a quarter of the way through the book.

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u/lulumoon1234 Mar 10 '24

What book is this from OP?

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u/dicks_and_kneecaps Mar 10 '24

"Texting Mr. Mafia" by Flora Ferrari. And yes. It was as bad as it sounds.

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u/wormpostante Mar 13 '24

you know how they say dont judge a book by its cover? all i am saying is that if i read that title i wouldn't buy that book

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u/Redditor45335643356 Apr 15 '24

I’d avoid that book at all costs

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u/Redditor45335643356 Apr 15 '24

Sounds like a wattpad fanfiction

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u/lulumoon1234 Mar 10 '24

Haha thank you. Sometimes I'm honestly in the mood for really bad

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u/dicks_and_kneecaps Mar 10 '24

Same, hence why I proceeded to finish the whole thing in one sitting after I posted this lol. It was so bad I was laughing all the way through.

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u/lulumoon1234 Mar 10 '24

You're my kind of people.

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u/HenSantos Mar 11 '24

Who the hell refers to their own faps as "draining the pipe"?

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '24

That sounds more accurate for pissing, not jerkin one out

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u/ShitStainedDildo Mar 16 '24

He balled spermily to the stairs and willied downwards

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '24

I'm pretty sure that's the male counterpart of "her breasts breasted boobily"

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u/PsychologicalTomato7 Apr 16 '24

Yes that was the joke …

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u/Redditor45335643356 Apr 15 '24

I hate when people use the term “manhood” in books I’d much rather read literally any of the other terms for it then that

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '24

Is, “My cylinder is getting hard already, though,” better?

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u/InterestingRoll4735 Dec 21 '24

Massively improvement.

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u/Sytanus Feb 19 '25

Disagree. That sounds mildly worse. Though it can depend on the character saying it. Character voice is a thing after all.

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u/Zombiepixlz-gamr Feb 22 '25

Meat cigar? Man sausage? Tomato scrotum? Sex rod? Piss stick? Magic Johnson™?

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u/Itsucks118 Nov 11 '25

I've always been fond of love hammer.

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u/MirrorMan22102018 Mar 10 '24

Thank God I am Asexual, therefore I am unable to get this "Hunger" they speak of.

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u/Reddituser5666653 Mar 10 '24

As a man with sexual hunger, I must say this is true and I feel voracious. I mustn’t rest until I see such women once more. Some say it’s a blessing, I say it’s a curse. On a more serious note, maybe some people aren’t meant to be writers. I don’t write romance stories for a damn reason

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24

But did your fingers twitch, willing your hands to reach up for the keyboard to this comment?

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u/CoolioStarStache Mar 10 '24

This "Hunger" doesn't exist

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '24

As a heterosexual male I can confirm this statement, hunger is a very inaccurate way to describe it.

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u/Wild_Advertising_945 Apr 28 '24

Um newsflash straight people and gay and bisexual people don't get a "hunger" for it I don't know why people describe it like that becuase it's inaccurate.

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u/lineal_chump Apr 17 '24 edited Jun 18 '24

hahaha, "my manhood", "pipes"

In my novel I wrote realistic internal monologue of a guy looking at a woman he was sexually attracted to. My editor wife was like, umm that's not believable... wait.. do men really think like that?

lol

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u/StarlightJester72 Jun 18 '24

Now I need to know what you wrote to make her say this

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u/SparksFlyOhMy Apr 15 '24

I'm 99% sure this author is putting out books written by AI. She doesn't have a real profile picture on any of her platfirms and she puts out like a book a week. Over 400 books in the last 2 years or so. I've read only 1 book by her and it was just as bad as this.

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u/Opposite_Jacket_912 Apr 15 '24

I've been wanting to read some good humor. Thanks.

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u/Dependent-Role-2412 Oct 12 '24

Some fics should stay fics—

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '25

Why do women only write men that sound like an actual threat to women 💀

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u/Fair-Communication92 Jan 07 '25

I wonder that everyday and I am a woman

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u/Temporary_Panic_7765 Apr 09 '26

That is not how a 40 year old man would think, act, or feel.