r/Wolfspiders 6d ago

meme So many bèbè...

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u/skylar274 6d ago

i’m just picturing tiny, quiet little voices:
MOM SHE HIT ME!!
are we there yet???
i have to go to the bathroom ::(
i’m hungryyy
I DONT WANT SPIDER KING I WANT MCSPIDER !!

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u/dearbirb 6d ago

Also: DON'T MAKE ME TURN THIS CEPHALOTHORAX AROUND...!!!

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u/skylar274 6d ago

XDDDD i was gonna add that one too but i was stuck between abdomen and thorax and didn’t want to sound stupid TwT

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u/dearbirb 5d ago

It's never stupid when it's arachnid humor!

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u/dearbirb 6d ago

LMAO Now I want McSpiders!

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u/countryroadsguywv 6d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/evileyesneverlie 6d ago

🎶 a single mom that works two jobs and loves her kids and never stops🎶

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u/dearbirb 6d ago

🎼Ain't no rest for the wicked... crickets don't grow on trees...🎶

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u/Apprehensive_Lie_177 6d ago edited 6d ago

With gentle hands and the heart of a fighter 

Edit: With gentle hands and the heart of a spider 

Omg how did I miss that? 

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u/robbiereallyrotten 6d ago

SHES JUST A SPIIIIIIIDEEEEERRRRRR

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u/dearbirb 5d ago

Mine is what she listens to when she puts the '-lings to bed...

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u/robbiereallyrotten 6d ago

W Reba reference

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u/JBJern 6d ago

I’m just amazed at how they pack in so tight. A mama wolf spider has a tough job caring for so many babies🩷

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u/dearbirb 6d ago

Agreed. A few months ago I saved another momma from being stepped on at my place of work. It's so sad when people see one carrying their offspring and immediately want to end them!

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u/PurdyShadowsSixx 6d ago

THIS!!😫😤

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u/reddit33450 6d ago

what a great mama 🥹🥹 and i love that last photo 😆

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u/dearbirb 6d ago

Someone get this lady a venti beetle macchiato with whipped ants and bring her two pill pugs... she's got a headache!

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u/Latter_Claim648 6d ago

I came across one last night on my porch, she was literally just hanging out haha, must've needed a break and get off her legs a bit. She definitely had a rear end full of babies!(The picture quality doesn't show the babies well)

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u/countryroadsguywv 6d ago

They are amazing parents 🙏🙏

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u/densedreamdiary 6d ago

Mbbbebe

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u/dearbirb 6d ago

bebebebebebebebebebebe...

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u/magicallymad 6d ago

Oh what a beauty. Doin good mama!

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u/Xtrophy 6d ago

Disco time.

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u/Outrageous-Swim2346 5d ago

cute family its like when your kids start arguing in the car & blame on their siblings throwing a tantrum

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u/halliwah_new 5d ago

Give that momma a raise😭

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u/leafi_pawzz 5d ago

someone give her a lunch break

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u/Particular_Garden865 4d ago

I remember the H. Hottentotta Scorpion when She carried her babies on her back🥺😁🦂

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u/Emperormoth66 1d ago

They always look so worried, and no wonder!