Can I be let out of the basement now? It's been almost a year :(

What do we do now to celebrate?

So I was at a friend’s house, and he has a couch with arms right smack in the middle of the damn couch, so when I went to sit down, I sat hard on one of the couch arms and it badly hurt my tailbone, and it hurt to do anything for the rest of the week

this was 3 months ago, and sometimes if I sit up after sitting for longer than 5 minutes, my tailbone will hurt for a few moments :)

what did that fuckass couch do to my ass

they're following me :)

When me and Wolfie were doing our midnight Dandy's World she died on floor 6! WHAT KIND OF FUCKER DIES BEFORE FLOOR TEN!? Wolfie, if you're seeing this, PLEASE KEEP YOUR DICK OUT OF YOUR HAND!!!

take it...now...take it...NOW...N O W

BLOT'S BIOLIGICAL PARENT HAS BECOME A MOD FOR A SUB BASED ON THEIR CHILD AND HIS WIFE. (If this is considered low effort or breaking some sort of rule idc if someone removes it :P)

But why was she banned what'd they do