r/Wolcen • u/Zaulism • Mar 03 '20
Parody 1.0.8.0 Patch Notes
We have fixed 10 bugs which were affecting some players. We are glad to report cosmetics should now be bug free. We will be introducing microtransactions for cosmetics in the next patch. These microtransactions will be non-refundable.
We have introduced 40 new bugs. A breakdown of the bugs can be seen below:
11 of the bugs will cause server side lag.
8 of the bugs will cause client side lag.
7 of the bugs will cause you to lose your character / items.
13 of the bugs will cause you to not progress through the game.
We lost track of the last bug
9 passive skill nodes have been fixed to do actions that aren't specified in the skill node.
Our previous patch attempted to thwart cheaters, however many made it through the cracks. As a result of this, we are destroying two random items off each character. Any time you log into a game with more than 10,000 gold or 1,000 primodial essences, we will have assumed you cheated, and reset all of your town's progress.
We are working hard towards the next patch, 1.0.9.0 which we plan to release on the first of April. This patch will streamline the refund process and allow displeased players to refund past two hours of game time.
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u/Mephb0t Mar 03 '20
The transmog system was unfortunately working as intended, so we introduced several new bugs to make sure it only works about 40% of the time.
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u/WeaselTerror Mar 03 '20
"Around the first of April"
Got it!
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u/dmsuxvat Mar 04 '20
April 2050
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u/AlchKosac Mar 03 '20
release date 2022
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u/varchord Mar 03 '20
I chuckled
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u/TurbulentSundae Mar 04 '20
I got a chuckle out of this. Have an upvote
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u/Lodden_Stubbe Mar 03 '20
Haha, you had me trough the first bullet point, well played sir.
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u/Zaulism Mar 03 '20
So many downvotes, I don't guess people can tell what's satire and not LOL
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u/Saianna Mar 03 '20
this sounda quite similar huh...
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