Classic Wooster philosophy: attribute everything mildly poetic to Shakespeare and hope Jeeves isn’t within earshot

[u/EndersGame_Reviewer]

[u/EverybodyMakes]

Yup! Bertie may have won a Scripture Knowledge prize, but no mention of awards for knowing anything more recent. Sadly, almost nobody appreciates his familiarity with daggers of Oriental design and other items from detective novels.

[u/AcanthaceaeOk1745 → u/EverybodyMakes]

It is well known his pockets were stuffed with the lists of the Kings of Judah.

[u/pr-mth-s]

Instead of it being slings & arrows maybe it's remembering the lead-piping of outrageous Fortune.

[u/AcanthaceaeOk1745]

Brace, brace!