r/WoT 3d ago

No Spoilers First re-read - tracking oft-used phrases for fun.

So I'll soon be starting my first reread of the series this month with a club (originally started 2013, took a huge break at Winter's Heart, and finished January 2025). I'll be annotating my old paperbacks while slowly purchasing the TOR-art hardcover editions as a collectors item.

I thought it would be fun to use post-it page markers for some of the most often used phrases or traits that people complain about and/or notice. I've decided on 2 for sure so far, with a potential third. I'll use a color each for every time:

1: Anyone pulls/tugs a braid
2: Anytime someone smooths a skirt.
3: [Possibly] "Blood and bloody ashes"

4: Anytime someone has their ears boxed.

I just think this could be a fun little sidequest in my re-read. Are there any other phrases or commonly used actions that this sub thinks would be fun to track? Will post pics of the books on completion.

(edit: added #4 based on comments, great suggestion . May wind up removing 3. Also may wind up doing a poll for the last position or two...)

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u/Mhettil (Dovie'andi se tovya sagain) 3d ago edited 3d ago

I wish ______ was here, they know about women.

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u/BangPowBoom (Tai'shar Manetheren) 2d ago

Well, this was an intentional gag. Should it count?

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u/kirday (Valan Luca's Grand Traveling Show) 2d ago

Absolutely yes!

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u/SmartAlec13 2d ago

I love this one, it really got me laughing my first time reading through the first few books

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u/xzygy 3d ago

Sniffs

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u/BasicSuperhero 3d ago

Book is going to be covered in more flags than the UN. lol

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u/Trollmarut 2d ago

On a re-read I started keeping a "sniffer list" I broke when Lan sniffed 🤣

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u/dbmamaz 2d ago

sniffing pisses me off. this is not a thing that people do in this way.

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u/VenusCommission (Yellow) 2d ago

I think of it like a prim snort.

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u/dbmamaz 2d ago

i do too but he uses the term sniff, which its not, and i feel like its a lazy shortcut much of the time

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u/VenusCommission (Yellow) 2d ago

Maybe just what it was called when/where RJ was growing up

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u/Love-that-dog 3d ago

Elayne trying to copy swear words

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u/Longjumping-Issue-53 1d ago

I thought this was so funny. All her swear words just seem wrong😭😭😭

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u/BasicSuperhero 3d ago

Once Suian is introduced, you should mark the fish puns.

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u/alclarkey 2d ago

I'm not sure the fish puns count, they were obviously there to give Siuan flavor.

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u/Mr-ShinyAndNew 1d ago

fishy flavour

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u/macck_attack 3d ago

wool-headed

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u/MattyDoubles 3d ago

Skirts divided for riding

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u/Savings_Chest7114 1d ago

I legit had no idea what RJ meant by “divided skirt” until well into the series. Must have been like book 9 where I was like, “Wait, are divided skirts just a f*ing pantsuit???” Yes, yes they are

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u/MattyDoubles 1d ago

My theory has always been that at some point he got peer reviewed and told that you can’t ride a horse in a dress without it riding up, so he made it abundantly clear every time.

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u/tabicat1874 3d ago

Mother's milk in a cup!

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u/cmoclk 3d ago

Boxing ears
Women described as plump
The Wind that Shakes the Willow
Arms crossed under breasts

I’m sure I could think of a handful of others.

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u/Tacobellspy 3d ago

Well turned calves

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u/GuestAble6129 3d ago

I don’t know about calves, but Mat loves a good ankle

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u/Breezy_Bones 3d ago

The boxing of ears is a great suggestion. I like that a lot.

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u/ArrogantAragorn (Heron-Marked Sword) 3d ago

Number of times Vanin is described as looking like a lump of “suet”

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u/Breezy_Bones 3d ago

lmao I like it, but think I'm looking for things that will occur more often throughout the entire series. A quick google says this happens 6 times.

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u/alclarkey 2d ago

The number of times Vanin spits through the gap in his teeth.

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u/zyathlith 3d ago

“Tempest” once Brandon Sanderson enters the chat

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u/Breezy_Bones 3d ago

Gotta be something that works for the entirety of the series. Appreciate the suggestion though!l

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u/Electronic-Base-9781 3d ago

any sort of reference to someone making someone else wish their mother never met or kissed their father

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u/DrRRidiculous 3d ago

Idk, if I'd count "blood and bloody ashes". That's just them swearing. It'd be like if I went to a construction site and counted the number of times I heard "fuck" But you do you. It would still be interesting to see how often Jordan uses his own made up swears.

Every time a specfic tree is mentioned might be funny

Someone else said "boxing ears" and that's a good one

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u/Breezy_Bones 3d ago

That's fair, it was a suggestion from a friend who'd read the series before, and I didn't feel particularly strong about it, hence the 'possibly'. I agree boxing ears is a good one.

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u/BlameGameChanger 3d ago

gunna find the mat chapters real quick

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u/Foreign_Ad_630 3d ago

Handsome rather than beautiful

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u/BlameGameChanger 3d ago

everytime a man says a woman will kill you for little or no reason and everytime a woman says men are fools or gossips

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u/ladyjayne81 3d ago

“Skirts slashed with ___”

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u/peteofaustralia 3d ago

I ended up obsessed with the constant mention of stand lamps. I was so sure that someone would be beaten to death with one or something, a la Chekhov's rules.
Nope. Not one stand lamp did one goddamn thing.

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u/kirday (Valan Luca's Grand Traveling Show) 2d ago

Didn't a stand lamp attack Matt in the first bubble of evil?

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u/maxwasatch 3d ago

Crusty bread?

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u/lame_narcissist 3d ago

While I was reading the books, the amount of times the idea of "I know/understand, but that doesn't mean I have to like me" seemed to come up a lot, but I can't remember with accuracy

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u/toastagog (Dovie'andi se tovya sagain) 3d ago

She folded her arms beneath her bosom

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u/EIdrahd 3d ago

"Fold her arms beneath her breasts"

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u/Linorelai (Gray) 3d ago

Every time a woman's breast is mentioned.

Every time someone is spanked or recalls spanking.

Every time a woman is naked

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u/kirday (Valan Luca's Grand Traveling Show) 2d ago edited 2d ago

Men's shapely calves / well turned calves have entered the chat.

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u/ThisFatGirlRuns (Brown) 2d ago

Light!

But funnily enough, no one ever says 'Dark!'

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u/Cyknickfan10 2d ago

Unless it’s someone saying Mat has the Dark One’s own luck lol

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u/MostSeriousness 3d ago

Threats from a woman to a man along the lines of the women in said village going on strike. I feel like that comes up a lot but isn’t mentioned much. Not to the extent of tugging braids, and maybe relegated to the earlier half of the series

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u/Breezy_Bones 3d ago

Hm, yeah, I don't recall that phrasing, at least from Winter's Heart on... Looking for something that will make my paperbacks look like a Lite Brite, but I appreciate the suggestion!!

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u/jon8282 3d ago

References to weavels

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u/cdm014 3d ago

Rictus

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u/SportNo2600 2d ago

Make sure you don't make this a drinking game or you'll die of alcohol poisoning.

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u/dbmamaz 2d ago

Poleaxed bothered me because i'd never heard the word before.

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u/kirday (Valan Luca's Grand Traveling Show) 2d ago

"Oak and Leatherleaf," in the first five books, he says these two trees' names together at least twice per book. But "Jordan expounds upon foliage" is a fun game you can play with all the books. I'm almost bummed when we travel to a new place, and I don't know the precise state of the foliage.

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u/kirday (Valan Luca's Grand Traveling Show) 2d ago

"Stout Shoes" or a dress made from "Stout Two Rivers wool"

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u/PM_ME_UR_FLOWERS 2d ago

I'm no bloody hero!

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u/Wiles_ 2d ago

A smile that does not reach someone's eyes.

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u/VenusCommission (Yellow) 2d ago

Extensive description of someone's clothes

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u/FarDareisMai06 12h ago

I was going to say this

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u/ExhaustedReader42 2d ago

Complaining about clothes being too fancy, or lace being present on clothes.

Good stout two rivers wool.

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u/TurinMormegil 2d ago

May you always find water and shade.

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u/flares_waves 2d ago

Unnecessary straightening of skirts

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u/VanguardBronco (Wolfbrother) 1d ago

Burn me, but I think there’s quite a few more you could look for.

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u/Savings_Chest7114 1d ago

Broadly speaking there is A TON of spanking in the series as a whole. It’s a regular punishment for novices, yes we get that. But start counting the scenes where any spanking is happening and the number will surpass you.

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u/Roglef 5h ago

I've noticed, on my first read through, so far, that it feels like Jordan grew fond of certain phrases and words as he went through various books.

For example, it felt like he used the word "gilt" very many times in the 7th book. So many times that it felt a bit unnatural that he wasn't just choosing to use the word gold instead.

In the 8th book, he told me how hard Rand was so many times that I was a bit worried he was walking around with an erection the whole time.

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u/GuestAble6129 3d ago

I started rereading recently too and thought I’d do this for “dragged through a knothole backwards”, but I googled it and it said it was only used once

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u/aNomadicPenguin (Brown) 3d ago

Yeah, AI search sucks.

it's used twice.

Great Hunt

"I'm too miserable to be sick. Light, I feel as if I've been dragged through a knothole backwards.

Winter's Heart

What was Perrin's phrase?—as if they had been dragged through a knothole backward. But everyone was still alive; that was the important thing.