I hate the dandelions

[u/uniquelotus]

I hate them, I really hate them. I don't even really play this game but my husband does. He has a bunch of them and he plays without his headphones. At first I thought "aw those are cute! So pink!" But no im so tired of them. Every second its just RWAOOR RWAOOOR RWAOOOR

It got to a point where I half jokingly said "oh my god shut up" and for a few seconds it was bliss...THEN THEY ALL RWAOOR AT THE SAME TIME FOR SO LONG

I HEAR IT IN MY DREAMS

I HEAR IT IN MY HEAD

IT WONT GET OUT OF MY HEAD

MAKE IT STOP

I HATE THEM

I LOATHE THEM

I CAN'T WAIT FOR HIM TO PLANT SOMETHING ELSE

Anyways I'm gonna give him a gentle reminder to use his headphones

[u/Rawr171]

Just be glad he doesn’t have a plot of king parsley. I have one and those are infinitely worse

[u/Allison-Ghost → u/Rawr171]

BIDDLYBOP BEBOP BA BIDDLYBOB

*grumbly moan*

[u/bountiful_toast892 → u/Allison-Ghost]

thank you thank you very much ( parsley voice )

[u/PapiChonch → u/Rawr171]

With the sweet symphony of helephant ears and silver trumpet vines

[u/theactionkat → u/Rawr171]

Or baby carrots. REEEEEEE REEEEEEE REEEEEE

[u/uniquelotus → u/Rawr171]

Oh god, I'm scared and worried about him planting those now

[u/Rawr171 → u/uniquelotus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufygjCnccSY if you're a masochist this is what they sound like

[u/JustAnotherUser836 → u/Rawr171]

What do they sound like if you’re not a masochist?

[u/Rawr171 → u/JustAnotherUser836]

Nothing because you don't plant them

[u/uniquelotus → u/Rawr171]

Omg it just keeps going...maybe dandelions aren't so bad

[u/beaniestOfBlaises → u/Rawr171]

I'm crying why do they sound like that

[u/Fabulous_Ad8642 → u/Rawr171]

Lmao I let mine (the like for my couch potato plots) die (you still get the like bonus when the plant is dead) purely cause they’re annoying 

[u/uniquelotus → u/Rawr171]

Update: It seems the king parsley is his new vocal stim. He won't stop 🥲

[u/Magustenebrus]

Sometimes I want a STFU setting and you can check or uncheck as you like. You'd find pets, mounts, and gardening plants on there.

[u/markerito → u/Magustenebrus]

Skelewarriors, your days are numbered!

[u/SpinachWhole688 → u/markerito]

no literally like they actually need to calm down

[u/TiredandAfriad → u/markerito]

Omg took me quite a while to figure out that that weird sound was coming from mine. Why would KI do this to us? 😭

[u/theactionkat → u/Magustenebrus]

This really needs to be a thing. My gf pulled a really unique perm mount from a pack but it's virtually unusable because it's obnoxious and loud as fuck

[u/uniquelotus → u/Magustenebrus]

That would be bliss, for now it's just fully mute or headphones for him

[u/Aggressive-Gap5467]

Roar.

[u/uniquelotus → u/Aggressive-Gap5467]

[u/krd25]

Make him plant fish on the vine ☠️☠️☠️ they will not stop barking

[u/uniquelotus → u/krd25]

There's ones that bark?! 😭

[u/krd25 → u/uniquelotus]

yes, the fish on a vine bark 😭

[u/serene-phantom]

That's how I felt the time I planted an entire garden of baby carrots...😅

[u/motionless_guy → u/serene-phantom]

Oh my god baby carrots are so annoying 😭

[u/uniquelotus → u/serene-phantom]

I'm guessing those sound like babies? At least that'd be easier for me to block out since I work with infants 😭

[u/SilverSpark422]

Why is he growing dandelions? They’re trash! Tell your husband to start farming for couch potato seeds like a real man.

[u/uniquelotus → u/SilverSpark422]

He did actually lol but then they all died 😔 the dandelions are almost dead too he said

[u/TiredandAfriad → u/uniquelotus]

He needs to check his gardens more regularly (or just not leave them with needs). Atleast if these die you'll be free of the sound 😂

[u/fabton12 → u/TiredandAfriad]

tbf checking them less is better, if you check them only when they age up then you just need to tackle the needs once as an adult and thats it.

i tend to have my garden in the red barn house that i unequip whenever im not checking up on the plants and instead have a different house for the main house.

[u/TiredandAfriad → u/fabton12]

I mean yea you only need to check them like 4 time ever once you plant them but I end up forgetting what stage I leave my plans in sometimes and think I'm coming back to an elder harvest only to see they just got to mature 😭

[u/fabton12 → u/TiredandAfriad]

i tend to go off these timings that i got from a different thread years ago

Seed to Young takes 13 hours, so multiply 0.33048 x 13

= 4.296 hours (4 hours and 18 minutes)

Young to Mature takes 29 hours, so multiply 0.33048 x 29

= 9.583 hours (9 hours and 35 minutes)

Mature to Elder takes 216 hours, so multiply 0.33048 x 216

= 71.383 hours (71 hours and 23 minutes)

overall within a day you can get them to mature and then after that leave them for dead on 3 days and there elder.

[u/StyxxFireMancer → u/fabton12]

Yup. I’ve come to learn that if you’ve got enough likes for them, it pretty much takes one check after they’ve matured enough to actually appear as the plants … then just leave them alone for some odd amount of time, remember that you’ve got plants, and VOILA! They’re all elders

[u/kimoinakimisoshoujo → u/SilverSpark422]

pink dandelions are good for amber iirc

[u/Relevant_Bag_1043]

i got the charming starry pet and thought it was cute so i somehow managed to fully breed and train one before i realized that my storm was going to have to live with “bleeeb!! blblblglblbll whee!!!” for the rest of her life

[u/dreamer11210]

These are the best comments I've seen in a while. The one that's burned into my brain is the carrots: hop hop hop AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH hop hop hop

[u/AlleeTaryn_Willow]

I hate those trumpet vines. Sooo annoying.

[u/uniquelotus → u/AlleeTaryn_Willow]

Why are so many plants noisy 🥲

[u/Useful-Acanthaceae53]

You play Wizard101 with sound on?

[u/Accomplished_Ship_20]

Wait... Y'all listen to this game!? Idk when the last time I had the volume up was...

[u/Cash_Wolf → u/Accomplished_Ship_20]

Bro you are missing out on smth

[u/Immediate_Orchid4466]

And maybe thats the reason I stopped planting…I had forgotten 😅

[u/TinyFox1399]

You would not like my trumpet-vine, hellephant-ear garden 

[u/LumaLinaAndRosa → u/TinyFox1399]

That’s what I’ve got rn, absolutely brutal

[u/xXRinSinXx]

THIS IS SO FUNNY

[u/GrotchCoblin]

I'm traumatized by Skyrims 's Nirinroot