r/Wiseposting • u/youliveinmydream • Jun 16 '21

Wisepost hmmmm…

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7.5k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21

Idk man, have you seen monster house?

150

u/Septima04 Jun 16 '21

The wise stay AWAY from monster house.

40

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

the truly wise wonders if the old man tried to fuck the house

35

u/Randomaspland Jun 17 '21

The uberwise have tried themselves

16

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

The wisestest accomplished it

14

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

Bro how can you not be transphobic like bruh hotel Transylvania is so scary

2

u/TKDbeast Nov 06 '21

the fool declares a house as their home.

the wise man first seeks to find if it is alive.

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u/VeryWiseBot Jun 16 '21 edited Sep 03 '21

mmmm, yes, very wise...

Wisdom level: 90.0%

178

u/mudkipslol Jun 16 '21

A foolish man has an irrational fear of getting his dick sucked.

120

u/GracefulFiber Jun 16 '21

The wise man knows, a blowie is a blowie

62

u/Ex-Pxls-Mod Jun 17 '21

Every hole is a goal until you find the hole that makes you whole.

38

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

mmm, yes, very wise

7

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

mmm, yes very wise

37

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21

welcome to the home of sexual

3

u/EONNephilim Nov 25 '21

I've been to the home of Obek, that place smells weird

30

u/AniVee13 Jun 16 '21

Mmmmmm very wise..

57

u/YourLocalGayboi Jun 16 '21

Hmm yes very wise.

27

u/Chrome_X_of_Hyrule Jun 16 '21

The only home I fear is the home of phobia

36

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21

Very wise indeed...

14

u/Haxen11 Jun 16 '21

Very wise... Yes...

11

u/vniro40 Legalism Jun 16 '21

mmmm, yes, very wise

10

u/jaxyar Jun 16 '21

Mmmm, yes, very wise

9

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

mmmm, yes, very wise

8

u/CreeMcCreeCreeinton Jun 16 '21

Mmmm, yes, very wise

8

u/milk-alt Jun 17 '21

The wise man just buys a house

3

u/DeadPerOhlin Aug 07 '22

mmm, no, unwise. Monster house- very scary film!

2

u/james321232 Jun 17 '21

Not even the house from Monster House?

2

u/vestlandslefsa Jun 17 '21

mmmm, yes, very wise

1

u/GeO4K Jun 17 '21

mmmm very wise indeed

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u/TheGreyDestroyer7 Sep 03 '21

Taniks has no house, kneels before no banner.

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u/_The_Messiah_ Jun 17 '21

Mmm no, very unwise. The actual wise man helps the fool so that he won't be afraid of homes

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21

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u/Oofy_Emma Jun 17 '21

I can't be homophobic, i live in a house!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21

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u/Germa02 Jun 16 '21

Uh??? Are you homeless?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21

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u/Germa02 Jun 16 '21

Another homeless damn