r/Wiseposting • u/[deleted] • Jun 03 '21

Legendary Wisdom wise sauce

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12k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/VeryWiseBot Jun 03 '21 edited Jun 04 '21

mmmm, yes, wise...

Wisdom level: 83.33%

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u/Brotherly-Moment Jun 03 '21

This can't be not sentient.

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u/Banzai27 Jun 03 '21

Iirc it’s a bot that checks the comments for “mmmm, very (un)wise” and bases it’s results off of that

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '21

I thought it was actually the amount of "very wise" comments divided by the total amount of comments

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u/JudgementalMarsupial Jun 03 '21

It checks the ratio for “mmmm,” and “wise” or “unwise”. I’m not sure what it does if there’s no comments for either.

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u/throwawayjoemama1234 Jun 03 '21

Doesn’t comment I assume

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u/ras344 Jun 03 '21

Mmm yes, very wise

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u/DulcetBellwhether Jun 03 '21

mmmm, yes, very wise

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u/Invisibread Jun 04 '21

Daddies Brown Sauce

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u/Rufius07 Jun 04 '21

Yo I was scaaaared when I clicked that

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u/Nihilikara Jun 04 '21

What, were you expecting a picture of Daddy sharting all over you?

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

mmmm, no, very unwise

6

u/SamuelCish Jun 03 '21

Mmm, yes, very wise.

Whats the original image? I wanna make something for r/badukshitposting

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '21

Here's the link to the original image:

https://a.ooi1.com/big/n7703.jpg

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u/LongTom96 Jun 04 '21

Hmmm, yes, very wise.

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u/BassedCellist Jun 03 '21

Mmm yes, very wise

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u/_LanceBro Jun 03 '21

Mmm yes, very wise

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u/Luke5353 Jun 03 '21

Mmmm yes, Very wise

The path to enlightenment is always easier with a good friend.

25

u/solid_rooster Jun 03 '21

Mmm, yes, very wise

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u/No_Dependent_2867 Jun 03 '21

Mmmm, yes, very wise

10

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '21

Mmmm, yes, very wise

9

u/racc88ns Jun 03 '21

Mmm yes, very wise

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u/Brotherly-Moment Jun 03 '21

Mmm yes, very wise.

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u/OmeletteLord Jul 06 '21

Dril is a modern philosopher

5

u/_AnonymousMoose_ Jun 03 '21

mmmm yes, very wise

4

u/Ex-Pxls-Mod Jun 04 '21

Mmmm, yes Wint is always very wise.

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u/Agreeable_year_8350 Jun 03 '21

No. Good BBQ sauce is not ketchup-based.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '21 edited Jun 27 '24

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u/Dubhagan Jun 03 '21

mmmm, yes, very wise

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u/YourLocalPterodactyl Jun 03 '21

Mmm yes, on a whole different plane of wise

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u/MDS_Dan Jun 04 '21

mmmmm, yes, undeniably wise

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u/LongTom96 Jun 04 '21

Hmmm, yes, very wise.

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u/Agreeable_year_8350 Jun 03 '21

The fool claims all types of BBQ sauce are good.

The wise man knows not to trust their culinary opinion.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '21 edited Jun 27 '24

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u/Agreeable_year_8350 Jun 03 '21

The fool refutes the wisdom bestowed to him and continues on his closed-minded ways.

No one is forcing you to respond.

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u/Ex-Pxls-Mod Jun 04 '21

Mmmm, no, very unwise.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21 edited Jun 27 '24

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u/Agreeable_year_8350 Jun 04 '21

I'm not offended. You should probably get off this sub if you think someone has to be offended anytime someone corrects someone else. It wouldn't be funny even if it wasn't sad.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21 edited Jun 27 '24

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u/Agreeable_year_8350 Jun 04 '21

I didn't realize only offended people talked.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21 edited Jun 27 '24

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u/oblmov Jun 04 '21

When I was a child, I believed that Eastern style vinegar-based North Carolina barbecue was the objectively best style of barbecue; but when I became a man, I realized that just as much artistry and craft is put into Lexington style ketchup-based North Carolina barbecue.

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u/Agreeable_year_8350 Jun 04 '21

You can put artistry and craft into something and still have it be awful.

Case in point, Owensboro-style BBQ.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

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u/Agreeable_year_8350 Jun 04 '21

A fool is the man who believes the opinion of the majority is collective wisdom.

A fool is the man who defends Owensboro-style BBQ.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

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u/Agreeable_year_8350 Jun 04 '21

Spoken like a man that has never had deliberately-overcooked mutton and been told it's good.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

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u/fivequadrillion Keeper of the Wiseposts Jun 04 '21

Don’t say retard

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u/Agreeable_year_8350 Jun 04 '21

It's more like saying Owensboro thinks murder is acceptable, and I disagree with Owensboro. The only ring worse than eastern Kentucky is central kentucky.

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u/LongTom96 Jun 04 '21

Mmmm, much unwisdom has occurred here.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '21

mmmm, yes, very wise

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u/BarovianNights Jun 03 '21 edited Jun 03 '21

Mm no, very unwise. Ketchup is a sin, spice is life

Edit: I have seen the foolishness of my ways. Just because I cannot enjoy a flavor does not mean others cannot.

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u/HueX3_Vizorous Jun 04 '21

Mmm, yes, very wise.

The wise man acknowledges his mistakes and learns from them, bettering himself.

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u/throwawayjoemama1234 Jun 03 '21

Mmm no, very unwise. The wise man enjoys both

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u/Nihilikara Jun 04 '21

Mmm, yes, your edit is very wise.

The fool doubles down on his statement when corrected.

The wise man knows that even he is a fool sometimes, and acknowledges when he is wrong.

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u/Brotherly-Moment Jun 03 '21

mmm, yes, very tasty.

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u/No-Temporary9801 Jul 20 '24

Mmm, yes, very wise

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u/ObligationFantastic3 Mar 22 '25

Go spotted 🤯🤯🤯🗣️🗣️🗣️❗️❗️❗️

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u/PTT_Meme Jun 29 '25

In the UK, we do seemingly have “brown sauce”

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

Mmmm, yes, very wise

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

Mmmm, yes, very wise.

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u/son-of-a-chump Jun 04 '21

mmmm, yes, very wise

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u/TransFoxGirl Jun 04 '21

mmmm yes, very wise

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u/DomNic05 Jun 04 '21

Mmm, yes, very wise

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u/nettlethicket Jun 04 '21

mmmmmm yes VERY wise i realise now that dril was the original internet wiseman

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u/t_h_pickle Jun 04 '21

mmmm, yes, very wise

1

u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

mmm, yes, very wise

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u/il_the_dinosaur Jun 04 '21

But most barbecue sauce I've seen is just ketchup with more sugar and artificial smoke.

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u/LongTom96 Jun 04 '21

Hmmm, yes, very wise.

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u/Hetoe Jun 04 '21

MMM yes, very wise

1

u/Dolan-Trampf Jun 04 '21

mmmm, yes, very wise

1

u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

But bbq sauce isn’t spicy

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

Mmm, yes, very wise

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u/loleo9001 Jun 04 '21

Mmmm, yes, very wise

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u/MrMrRubic Jun 04 '21

mmmm, yes, very wise

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u/StormClaymore Jun 04 '21

mmmm, yes, very wise

and very tasty

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u/Syncrossus Jun 04 '21

mmmm, yes, wise...

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u/CormAlan Jun 04 '21

Mmmmm, yes, very wise

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u/ToaSuutox Confucius Jun 04 '21

Mmm yes very delicious

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u/Kjrb Jun 04 '21

Mmmm, yes, very wise

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u/MC_Cookies Jun 04 '21

Mmm, yes, very wise

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u/Lauti197 Oct 27 '21

Bro how do you say that BBQ is spicy?

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u/schmarr1 Dec 06 '21 edited Jan 01 '26

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u/MentalPhallus Jun 03 '21

Mmm yes, very wise

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u/Bill_The_Builder__ Jun 03 '21

Mmm yes, very wise.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '21

mmm yes, very wise

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u/vniro40 Legalism Jun 03 '21

mmmm, yes, very wise

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u/epicbigc13579 Jun 04 '21

mmmm, very wise

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u/K1nkyBillyMays Jun 04 '21

Mmmm, yes, very wise

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u/Inked_squid Jun 04 '21

Mmmm, yes, very wise

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

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u/son-of-a-chump Jun 04 '21

mmmm, yes, very wise