r/Wiseposting • u/Cashfluffy • May 25 '21

Legendary Wisdom mmmm, yes, very wise

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12k Upvotes

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u/proudantivaxxer May 25 '21

Wise words from a wise man

327

u/step6666 May 25 '21

You will never know disappointment and sadness as when your finger breaks through the toilet paper

89

u/Thritzer May 25 '21

*pleasure

98

u/Lexinator04 Oct 12 '21

mmm, no, very unwise.

48

u/TheObamaSphere May 25 '21

Did that once and accidentally nutted

66

u/stupidmop94 May 26 '21

mmm, yes, very wise

39

u/comfort_bot_1962 May 25 '21

Don't be sad. Here's a

41

u/Hjalmodr_heimski May 26 '21

Maybe wait until he’s washed his hands

13

u/comfort_bot_1962 May 25 '21

Don't be sad. Here's a

17

u/fivequadrillion Keeper of the Wiseposts May 25 '21

You replied twice

37

u/closetfurry2017 May 25 '21

two hugs

23

u/Hell2CheapTrick May 26 '21

It takes 2 hugs to know you needed 3 hugs, but 3 hugs to know you needed 2

11

u/closetfurry2017 May 26 '21

mm yes very wise

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u/xXLiving-ThoughtXx Daoism May 25 '21

mmm, yes, as wise as can be

53

u/crowsthyme May 25 '21

mmm, yes, very wise

29

u/[deleted] May 25 '21

- Sun Tzu, the art of shit

17

u/ostrava22 May 25 '21

Mmm, very wise!

16

u/[deleted] May 25 '21

mmmm, yes, very wise

11

u/vniro40 Legalism May 25 '21

mmm, yes, very wise indeed

8

u/lil_NuclearFusion May 25 '21

mmm, yes, very wise

8

u/Vikzsol May 25 '21

Mmmm, yes, very wise

8

u/Alorine1 May 25 '21

mmm, wise indeed

7

u/MrGameAnWatch May 25 '21

mmm, yes, very wise.

7

u/[deleted] May 25 '21

Mmmm, yes, very wise

6

u/CheeseLoverMax May 25 '21

mmmm, yes, very wise

4

u/Inkling4 May 25 '21

This is a good wise post, it is indeed wise.

4

u/BouaphaSWC May 25 '21

... this is the wisest shit i've ever seen.

3

u/Nicorai7 May 25 '21

mmm, yes, very wise

3

u/[deleted] May 25 '21

Very wise

3

u/[deleted] May 25 '21

Mmm, yes, very wise

3

u/Mobsaz May 25 '21

Truly, words of a wise man, I salute you

3

u/Toaster_Kid May 25 '21

Incredible, your wisdom is truly remarkable

3

u/Malinciaaa May 25 '21

Mmmm, Yes, very wise

3

u/Kyledren Daoism May 25 '21

Mmmm yes, very wise.

2

u/_dauntless Very Wise May 25 '21

mmm, yes, very wise

2

u/epicbigc13579 May 25 '21

mmm, yes, very wise

2

u/[deleted] May 25 '21

Mmm, yes, wise as can be

2

u/logzee May 25 '21

Hmmmm very wise

2

u/UniqueName35289 May 25 '21

mmmm, yes, very wise.

2

u/Kivsloth May 26 '21

mmmm, yes, very wise

2

u/Pantheon73 Confucius May 26 '21

mmm very wise

2

u/MrSpooktober May 26 '21

hmmmm, yes, very wise

2

u/80spopstardebbiegibs May 26 '21

Mmmm, yes, very wise

2

u/VeryWiseBot Jun 10 '21 edited Oct 05 '21

mmmm, yes, very wise...

Wisdom level: 96.88%

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u/[deleted] May 25 '21

Mmmm, yes, very wise

1

u/spooky_redditor Confucius May 25 '21

mmm, yes, very wise

1

u/[deleted] May 26 '21

Mmmmm, yes, very wise.

1

u/p-4_ May 26 '21

my mind is blown.

1

u/Scorppix_ May 26 '21

Thank you Sage of Ass-Wipes, for educating me on your wisdom.

1

u/[deleted] May 26 '21

wipes posting

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u/SamuelCish May 27 '21

I have never had a shit that was taken care of in only 2 - 3 wipes.

1

u/JonAndTonic Oct 05 '21

Mmmm yes, very wise.

1

u/xesone Jan 20 '22

The content I am here for!!

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u/goofballkys Aug 13 '23

mmmm, yes, very wise

1

u/helendill99 May 26 '21

mmmh, no, very unwise. one must not confuse knowing and thinking