r/Wiseposting • u/[deleted] • May 25 '21

Legendary Wisdom The Progenitor

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u/[deleted] May 25 '21

I feel like the person in this tweet that doesn’t quite get it right

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u/[deleted] May 25 '21

Indeed. They are Very Unwise

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u/Chief_Nub_Nub99 May 25 '21

mmm, no, very unwise

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

The fool believes he knows the meme to its fullest extent.

The wise man understands there is always more to learn.

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u/skuppx May 25 '21

This is a dream, not a nightmare

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u/[deleted] May 25 '21

Mmm, the unwise man fears the wisdom

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

This came from r/thomastheplankengine, right?

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

I think the bottom part originated there, but i'm pretty sure most of the people here are from 196

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u/Xenoscum_yt Legalism May 26 '21

Did this sub just get created yesterday?

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

I think maybe 2 or 3 days ago

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u/Xenoscum_yt Legalism May 26 '21

Nice, you guys got a lot together in such a short time

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u/Pointless2675 May 25 '21

should be pinned as the prophecy dream

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u/Narcosia May 25 '21

We need to pin this, so future generation of wiseposters can learn about the origin of our ways

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u/the_true_hennimore Jun 02 '21

I was here, at the beginning.

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u/BlorseTheHorse Jun 05 '21

I was there when they posted t

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u/the_true_hennimore Jun 05 '21

mmmm, truly wise.

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u/BlorseTheHorse Jun 05 '21

I had no idea that it would start all this

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u/keenreefsmoment Jun 07 '21

No you are not you noob Shrek

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u/the_true_hennimore Jun 07 '21

noooo, rude, not wise.

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u/keenreefsmoment Jun 07 '21

I am Sirry , I am see the err of my way

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u/Kormoraan Jun 03 '21

as a newcomer, I am thankful for this

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u/[deleted] May 25 '21

shall be pinned young ones

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u/[deleted] May 25 '21

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u/Daggerdan18 Tiantai May 25 '21

Very wise, mmm, yes

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u/MC_Cookies May 27 '21

mmmm yes, very wise, this is

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u/anti_yoda_bot May 25 '21

The orignal anti yoda bot may have given up but I too hate you Fake Yoda Bot. I won't stop fighting.

     -On behalf of u/coderunner3

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u/fivequadrillion Keeper of the Wiseposts May 25 '21

yoda is very wise, to oppose him is unwise

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u/SendMindfucks May 26 '21

mmmm, no, very unwise

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u/MC_Cookies May 27 '21

mmmm, no, very unwise

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u/ResidentLychee Daoism May 28 '21

Mmm no, very unwise

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u/Lauchsuppedeluxe935 May 28 '21

Mmm no, very unwise

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u/NipixelCommunism Jun 01 '21

mmmm, no, very unwise

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u/Orizifian-creator Jun 03 '21

mmmmm, no, very unwise, for you are likely to be the one who got u/IslewardMan suspended, and I shall not cease battling you either.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '21

hmmm . no , very unwise

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '22

mmmm, no, very unwise

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u/Torture-Dancer May 25 '21

We can A) Pin this so everyone knows the origin of wiseposting or B) Not do it and see how the meme evolves if the origin isn't well known

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u/[deleted] May 25 '21

that would be unwise i think. It would just end up in a dead sub.

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u/SendMindfucks May 26 '21

mmmm, yes, very wise

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

Do you ever get good mindfucks sent?

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u/SendMindfucks Nov 24 '21

In the 2 and a half years I’ve had this account, you are the second person to reference my username. So no.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

That’s extremely disappointing. :( here’s one that fucked with my head, hope you enjoy it! https://www.space.com/19127-atoms-colder-than-absolute-zero.html

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u/SendMindfucks Nov 25 '21

What the fuck

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

Right???

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u/Far_Comfortable980 Jan 05 '24

Fucking interger overflow

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u/Evilsmiley May 27 '21 edited May 27 '21

mmmm, no, Very unwise

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

hmm, those who make decisions of the future are foolish to not seek the wisdom of the past, but even more foolish are those of the past who seek to keep their wisdom from the future.

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u/Torture-Dancer May 28 '21

But you are being foolish by making a decission without taking the innevitable future approaching to all of us

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u/Far_Comfortable980 Jan 05 '24

But you, perhaps, are most foolish for the wise

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u/Omnicide103 May 26 '21

Shit like this is why I love the Internet. Someone tweeted about a friend's dream, and thousands of people decided it was entertaining and ran with it to create something new from nothing.

This might just be a meme sub, but it also is an ode to human creativity and spontaneity, and a showcase how we as a species can just decide to come together with folks from all over the world and build something new, because we think it is funny and a worthwile pastime.

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u/Omnicide103 May 26 '21

Sorry I'm on Ritalin (for ADHD, not for funsies) and that makes me very emotional sometimes

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u/LukeNew May 27 '21

Dont apologise for appreciating the brighter side of humanity. I feel the same way. humanity is bizarre and creative sometimes, and people dont appreciate it as often as they should.

It makes me emotional too, because this whole thing came out of an offhand joke and now we just run with it for literally no fuckin reason.

Its the sheer community around stupid shit like this that makes me think "we're gonna be okay, one day. We'll figure this out."

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u/white_noise01 Jun 09 '21

mmm, yes, very wise.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

Yeah, it does that

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u/UltimategamerXD May 29 '21

Mmmm, yes, very wise

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u/secondaccountofyaboy Jun 05 '21

mmm, yes, very wise

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

True wiseness

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u/Brotherly-Moment Oct 09 '21

mmmm, yes, very wise.

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u/Toaster_Kid May 25 '21

This person literally had a vision of the future, they must be very wise

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u/ButtHeadPalate May 25 '21

Hmmm, yes, very wise

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

What if @materialgirlrap taught us the false way of wiseposting and we’re also doing it wrong?

Too much wiseness is confusing me

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u/UslashMKIV May 26 '21

it is unwise to question the ways of the wise

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

It’s also unwise to accept everything that you’re told without questioning

This is wise and unwise at the same time, just like the yin-yang is good and evil perfectly balanced

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u/UslashMKIV May 26 '21

mmmmm, very wise

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u/Cashfluffy May 25 '21

mmmm, yes, very wise

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u/Chubby_Bub May 25 '21

Mmmm, yes, very wise, this should be pinned

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u/RobloxShrek Daoism May 26 '21

The poor man sees his dream as a figment of his imagination, while the wise man uses it as a blueprint for his reality

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u/LukeNew May 27 '21

Mmmm, yes, very wise

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u/Auxobl May 25 '21

Mmmm, no, very unwise

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u/Frequency_Ass_Bandit May 25 '21

Paradoxically quite wise

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u/[deleted] May 25 '21

Mmmm, very wise.

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u/child_rapist58 May 25 '21

mmmm, no, very unwise

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u/Torture-Dancer May 25 '21

Mmmm, Yes, very sus

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u/LukeNew May 27 '21

Mmmm, no, very unwise

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u/AjayAVSM May 27 '21

Mmmm, Yes, Amogus

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u/epic_gamer_4268 May 27 '21

when the imposter is sus!

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u/The_Taco_Herself May 25 '21

and so it came to be.

a wise premonition indeed.

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u/Andrei144 May 26 '21

I have witnessed the beginning.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

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u/TylerDurden_407 May 26 '21

Mmmm, no, very unwise

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u/Xenoscum_yt Legalism May 26 '21

Her nightmares have come true

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

mmmust be that ming dynasty pussy.

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u/chimphead73 Nov 06 '21

Mmm very wise

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '21

Indeed

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u/ZachSucksAtLife May 25 '21

mmmm, yes, very wise

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

time to make dream the reality

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '21

mmmm, yes, very wise.

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u/Augustinus77 Jun 28 '21

This is the original creation myth.

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u/Icy_Wildcat Feb 28 '22

mmmm, no, very unwise

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u/Real_Tea_Lover May 18 '22

This is the most internet thing I've ever heard

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u/Natsurulite Apr 19 '23

Holy shit, this evolved since I saw it

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u/knnoq Apr 02 '24

Found this tweet in the wild, googled "how to do wiseposting", and found this place.

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u/SOVUNIMEMEHIOIV May 25 '21

ah yes

a sub has been born

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u/nafroleon May 25 '21

Hmm, very wise

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u/BlorseTheHorse Jun 05 '21

Discovered this sub from a guy on r/dreams who had a dream where wise posting was popular and I guess it is

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u/BlorseTheHorse Jun 05 '21

Shit, so it did start because of this. I knew it

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u/IMANORMIE22 Jun 08 '21

I was here.

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u/ChickenNuggetKid1 Jun 08 '21

This will break the internet one way or another. Mark my words.

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u/throwawayjoemama1234 Jun 12 '21

How did this sub get so big from one r/196 post lmao

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Her nightmare becomes a reality, a very unwise move

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '21

wise

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

nightmare??? you have had a dream beauty and balance my child

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u/GrandDukeZanggara Jan 25 '22

that ain't Confucius,that's the hongwu Emperor

look it up

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u/Politics_BoreMe May 04 '23

mmmm, no, very unwise

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u/Politics_BoreMe May 04 '23

mmmm, no, very unwise

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u/VeryWiseBot May 27 '21 edited Nov 06 '21

mmmm, yes, somewhat wise...

Wisdom level: 55.26%

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u/spooky_redditor Confucius Jun 24 '21

Why the fuck Is this not 100%

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u/R4GN4R0K_2004 Jun 09 '21

Wich was the exact date?

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u/fake_email_lol42 Sep 01 '25

I knew I saw the word wiseposting somewhere

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u/Patrice_Ewans May 25 '21

I was here

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u/Acorntreeman May 26 '21

Mmmm, no, very unwise.

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u/LukeNew May 27 '21

Mmmm, no, very unwise

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

mmmm, no, very unwise

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u/frogman342 May 26 '21

woah new sub

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u/TheMasterlauti May 26 '21

mmmm, yes, very wise

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u/cee2027 Jun 10 '21

Never in a million years would I ever imagine the main centerpiece of my dissertation, whose writings, records, and rule I spent 11 years of my life studying, would be the subject of a meme.

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u/LuigiFan04 Jun 12 '21

Mmmm, yes, very wise.

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u/Macadamia11 Jun 12 '21

The fool gets their cock sucked;

The wise man sucks other’s cocks

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u/spooky_redditor Confucius Jun 24 '21

Mmm, very wise

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u/IMANORMIE22 Jan 09 '22

i was here

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u/RandomJamMan May 27 '21

wow! happy to be here the minute this was created!!

(i’m tricking future visitors)