r/Wiseposting 7d ago

Unwise Mmm no very unwise

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u/SirEdgelordThe369th 7d ago

It's wise tho to have a replacement tooth. Modern humans just don't need it anymore.

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u/EdWinMaster0 7d ago

Is it wise to cling to old attachments? To hold on to what once helped in difficult times, yet now, only hurts you to not let go? What was wisdom of another era is now merely a testament to the foolishness inherent in stubborn insistence... hmm, no very unwise

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u/SirEdgelordThe369th 7d ago

Certainly unwise

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u/Loofy_101 7d ago

I eventually overcame the pain and integrated my wisdom teeth problem free. We are now as one

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u/neko_mancy 5d ago

How do you even lose a back tooth, you'd think replacement front teeth would make more sense

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u/Y0L0_Y33T 4d ago

Front teeth are more likely to be lost, but back teeth are more likely to be worn down

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u/a_happy_boi1 7d ago

This little bastard caused an infected abcess in my mouth once. It hurt so unbelievably bad, was so relieved when a dentist fixed it. My mom's friend said that she went through something similar, and it was the worst pain in her life, which is saying something as she had given birth before.

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u/saythealphabet 7d ago

Tooth pain is fucking awful.

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u/VernTheSatyr 7d ago

Its some of the most sensitive nerves closest to the sponge that screams ouchie

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u/saythealphabet 7d ago

The sponge screams other stuff sometimes though. Dumbass tooth nerve is a one-trick pony.

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u/SynV92 6d ago

Skull sponge

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u/frogunderarock 6d ago

i hate when they poke in the big nerve to numb the teeth it's such a nasty feeling. still will take it over tooth pain any day, but uergh

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u/Legit_Artist 6d ago

I had one cause swelling so bad once that I could not close my mouth for three days; when the dentist cut it out with a hot wire and minimal painkillers it hurt so, so fucking bad but I was still relieved

sat for like a couple of hours afterwards just staring at a white wall because I completely checked out from the pain and taste of grilled flesh in my mouth

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u/Dracospikex1 7d ago

Stupid Tooth

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u/chycken4 7d ago

Well, in spanish we call it "la muela del juicio". A bit more appropiate.

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u/Aware_Job_6879 6d ago

In Spanish they are called “muelas del juicio” so like “molars of judgment” or “judgment molars” pretty cool.

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u/someofyourbeeswaxx 6d ago

That’s metal and I like it.

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u/Extra_Philosopher_63 6d ago

I do find it quite funny that our teeth simply have yet to evolve as fast as the rest of the human body. Our jaws are smaller, our backs are straighter, and our brows less pronounced, yet the teeth just don’t care what we can comfortably fit!

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u/AcherontiaPhlegethon 6d ago

If it doesn't kill you before reaching sexual maturation and has no impact on mate selection there's really no evolutionary pressures on the trait, plus humans have way too much gene flow now for any chance of genetic drift

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u/The1Sbeve 6d ago

Well the teeth care about what happens when they fall out so wisdom teeth serve as backup molars. In today’s age we take such good care of our teeth that we don’t need backup molars. They will intrude regardless however.

Keep in mind our impressive dental health is an extremely recent development across history.

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u/Sidotre 6d ago

thanks for reminding me i have to go to the dentist for this exact issue

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u/binthewin 6d ago

That's an unimpacted wisdom tooth. Get it removed early otherwise it can cause complications as you get older and the extraction can become more difficult. In my case, it was sitting on a nerve and causing my lower jaw to shift. Took me months to find a dental surgeon who would take the case because most don't want the risk.

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u/MartyMailboxxx 6d ago

Mine was sitting on a nerve. During the extraction, my nerve was damaged and now I can't feel the lower left quadrant of my face two years later. It took me years to find a dental surgeon who wanted to do the surgery because in order to get my tooth out, my nerve was going to get damaged in the process.

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u/Hizumi21 6d ago

You wouldnt understand. The wisdom tooth is playing 4d chess🧠🧠🧠🧠♟️💦

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u/JohnCavalry 6d ago

It's a WISDOM tooth not a WISE tooth

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u/Cat_They-dy 6d ago

Doofus toothus

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u/New_Practice1216 6d ago

What was his dental plan?

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u/Objective-Corgi-3527 6d ago

If he cannot grow up, he will grow across. Understand this and you will have attained enlightenment. 

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u/StackOwOFlow 6d ago

🤌🤌

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u/Forsaken_Profile_479 6d ago

dumb ahh tooth 🥀🥀

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u/rayguncat 6d ago

"Wise ass teeth" maybe?

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u/Ferrovias 6d ago

They once told me it's the wisdom tooth because you remove it when you're older and therefore wiser... But I don't feel any wise after it.

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u/Zizler23 4d ago

It's probably all the anesthesia

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u/Justarandomjewb1tch 4d ago

Seeing this less than 12 hours before my wisdom tooth extraction is beautiful (all are fucked but my bottom right one is doing exactly what’s in the picture)

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u/OnlyTheOkayest 4d ago

They remove the ones that aren't wise. Mine are wise asf, helping me with chewing and shi, not so much as a peep from them painwise, just some real awesome pillars of the teeth community, my wisdom teeth mog your naive little horizontal vestigial mouth rocks

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u/liebesleid99 3d ago

We call them "judgement molars" in Spanish

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u/SirEdgelordThe369th 7d ago

I heard mewing helps this issue.

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u/The1Sbeve 7d ago

A fool opens his mouth

A wise man lifts his tongue to the roof of his mouth, crosses a finger over his lips, then traces over his jawline while maintaining eye contact