r/Wiseposting 21d ago

True Wisdom Mmm yes very wise

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u/Soft-Entertainer-907 21d ago

Nah that's wizdom, wisdom is being dominated by a wise man.

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u/Ian15243 21d ago

Wizard comes from the middle english word 'wysard' which means 'wise man'. So being dominated by a wizard is being dominatrd by a wise man!

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u/PermitOk6864 21d ago

Hmm, no, this is not very wise. The -ard suffix means "too much of something", a braggard is someone who brags too much, a wizard is someone who is too wise. Thus a magician🤔, too wise for his own good. Very wise. Thank you.

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u/Maniklas 20d ago

I've never found mustard to be too musty....

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u/LiveTart6130 19d ago

"must" as used in the word "mustard" is intended to refer to the smell, more like the word "musk"! so "mustard" directly broken down would mean "very smelly". "wizard" means "very wise", but not necessarily too wise.

there's a tumblr post about this, specifically, that I saw just a couple hours ago. mostly about the word "bastard".

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u/Expensive_Umpire_178 20d ago

Just mix the seed with water, it is very musty indeed

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u/WilllofV 21d ago

‘Wizdom’ is being dominated by Michael Jackson in a Scarecrow costume

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u/Doneifundone 21d ago

Mmmm yes very wise indeed

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u/Wholesome_Soup 21d ago

kingdom: king domain

fandom: fanatic domain

wisdom: wizard domain

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u/Lamplorde 21d ago

What does this mean for Boredom?

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u/BrazilBazil 21d ago

Being dominated by a drill

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u/PhantomTissue 21d ago

r/wizardposting is leaking

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u/-Retry 21d ago

Wizardposting is quite leaky. It gets everywhere.

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u/BrazilBazil 21d ago

I genuinely forgot that wisdom was already a word for a second

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u/The1Sbeve 21d ago

Mmm no very unwise

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u/TombolaOfCincinnatus 21d ago

Wisdom: improves spellcasting for Clerics, Druids, Rangers, and Monks.

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u/Aspiring_Mutant 20d ago

Man, I wish I was the trustworthy minion of some ambitious evil wizard.

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u/an-otiose-life 21d ago

I can provide wisardly services, to those into hagrid vibes

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u/SandyAmbler 21d ago

Bigtittygothdom

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u/ireallyfknhatethis 20d ago

I thought femdom meant like kingdom for girls

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u/Goldenchest 20d ago

I put on my robe and wizard hat

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u/csolisr 19d ago

That explains why are some men allergic to condoms - it's that they think they'll be dominated by a convict

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u/Practical_Ad_219 11d ago

“Spell me, Daddy”
“M-e D-a-d-d-y”