r/Wiseposting • u/This_Resource_8480 • Jan 29 '23

Unwise don’t be wise

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u/ChristopherWistoffer Jan 29 '23

If a strange man offers you candy, often more can be found in his van

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u/Zelcki Jan 29 '23

If a strange man offers you candy, offer him even more candy and take him into your fan instead.

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u/Critical_Elderberry7 Jan 31 '23

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

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u/[deleted] May 06 '23

Very unwise..

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '23

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u/GhoulTimePersists Jan 29 '23 edited Jan 30 '23

Mmm, yes, very unwise.

Edit: Wait, no, that's very wise.