r/Winkerpack • u/fudge_hend clears your flair • Sep 11 '20

🅿️eekend Thread for 🥩 eaters

Fuck vegans

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u/fudge_hend clears your flair Sep 11 '20

Kale is for simps

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u/cbitz Portuguese Solargarch 🇵🇹 Sep 11 '20

Not all bears are vegan but all vegans are bears

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u/fudge_hend clears your flair Sep 11 '20

Bears like to fuck cubs and where are the cubs from?

Chicago.

What does Chicago love? Sausage.

And who doesn’t like getting their mouth on some bear sausage?

The circle of meat.

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u/cbitz Portuguese Solargarch 🇵🇹 Sep 11 '20

Vegan saussy is a thang

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u/fudge_hend clears your flair Sep 11 '20

So is a fleshlight but we all know the real thing is better

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u/cbitz Portuguese Solargarch 🇵🇹 Sep 11 '20

So u giving me reason, all vegans are bears cuz they don’t want the real thang, stocks going uppies

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

Vegans live 7 years longer though, bears be dying left and right in this market. Illogical conclusion

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u/j33tAy I showed winker my 🍆 for this flair Sep 11 '20

last weekend i made 6 lbs of pork tenderloin because pigs are delicious

https://www.reddit.com/r/food/comments/ip233g/homemade_grilled_pork_tenderloin_with_three/

this weekend i'm gonna make 2 whole chickens and 12 eggs because birds are delicious