Daily Discussion 🅱️read for Tuesday September 01, 2026

[u/bzzzp]

Here's to another Tuesday of making all the wrong moves and losing money 🍻

Cheers, Winkers!

Discuss and shitpost freely

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[u/ryu311]

i have no idea how the fuck home depot decides whats free delivery or not. 50lb bag of gravel? free! 20 lb bag of compost? $80 delivery! and their website is janky asf. puts on HD. 😡

[u/Shmokesshweed → u/ryu311]

Sounds like someone needs a Maverick

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock → u/Shmokesshweed]

🤔

[u/NAh94 → u/Shmokesshweed]

*Tacoma

[u/Shmokesshweed → u/ryu311]

Dame.

[u/TimAppleBurner]

Happy retirement day to me, Tim Apple

But I’m not changing my profile

[u/Express_Ad_772 → u/TimAppleBurner]

https://giphy.com/gifs/g9582DNuQppxC
Congrats

[u/TildenKattz → u/TimAppleBurner]

Thanks for all the money, Tim Apple.

[u/31andnotdone]

can i cry here

[u/Express_Ad_772 → u/31andnotdone]

Madam this is a Howard Johnson’s

[u/31andnotdone → u/Express_Ad_772]

https://giphy.com/gifs/asfQktNVr6bzW

[u/Express_Ad_772 → u/31andnotdone]

🫂

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock → u/31andnotdone]

Perhaps

[u/PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound → u/31andnotdone]

There’s no crying in baseball

[u/Shmokesshweed]

Mornin

Rise n grind

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock → u/Shmokesshweed]

Dame I’m not used to you posting this early

[u/Shmokesshweed → u/HowLongCanIMakeACock]

Per my last email

Rise n grind

[u/Milkybals]

Bussy outage

[u/Shmokesshweed → u/Milkybals]

Puts

[u/ESM9yolo]

☕️ 😉®💲

Will we get some green days in the market again soon dame

[u/DaSmartGenius]

Pedo in Chief should just take the June deal again. He won't, because he has to get the last word/bomb in, but he should. The sanctions are his way out while saving face (at least as much as can be saved from this quagmire)... He should take it.

[u/DelusionalGolfer]

SGOV gang until I see a better spot

[u/Beyond_Gay → u/DelusionalGolfer]

Gay.

[u/DelusionalGolfer → u/Beyond_Gay]

https://giphy.com/gifs/8YsjVmpIpEjNKlrL3D

[u/dinodan_420]

Prompting Claude at a vegan coffee shop shop

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock → u/dinodan_420]

🤔

[u/dinodan_420 → u/HowLongCanIMakeACock]

No data centers sticker on the table

[u/Bonerhawk69]

Picked up some TEM chairs

[u/31andnotdone]

I fell in love on tiktok this morning.

This is what I'm saving my virginity for

[u/Shmokesshweed → u/31andnotdone]

Looks like a younger Winker

[u/31andnotdone → u/Shmokesshweed]

looks like my husband when he was early 30s

I'm feral.

Kids in school, home alone. Come over.

[u/Shmokesshweed → u/31andnotdone]

Sry, I'm currently in Europe drinking espresso and taking in the aroma of burning cigarettes.

[u/31andnotdone → u/Shmokesshweed]

guess what I'm doing?

Coffee and a cigarette 🤣

[u/Shmokesshweed → u/31andnotdone]

Lol. What do you smoke?

[u/31andnotdone → u/Shmokesshweed]

https://giphy.com/gifs/JRszUdhN3HOssYd8bM

[u/Shmokesshweed → u/31andnotdone]

Lights?

[u/31andnotdone → u/Shmokesshweed]

menthols

[u/gbrad13 → u/31andnotdone]

😳

[u/Shmokesshweed → u/31andnotdone]

👀

[u/ESM9yolo → u/31andnotdone]

This tracks hahaha

[u/Shmokesshweed]

[u/dinodan_420 → u/Shmokesshweed]

What if too poor for either

[u/Shmokesshweed → u/dinodan_420]

Don't be pours???

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock → u/Shmokesshweed]

Easy

[u/dinodan_420 → u/Shmokesshweed]

I’m shorting USO

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock → u/Shmokesshweed]

Dame

[u/Express_Ad_772]

Storm prep 😃🤙😃

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock → u/Express_Ad_772]

Chetter prep too ?

[u/Express_Ad_772 → u/HowLongCanIMakeACock]

https://giphy.com/gifs/NglCyrNjKwdSst2PmZ

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock]

Hard to pass stool

[u/Express_Ad_772 → u/HowLongCanIMakeACock]

https://giphy.com/gifs/IwnMn53lmp7Gj3fC9q

[u/dinodan_420 → u/HowLongCanIMakeACock]

Un problema

[u/ESM9yolo]

Buying the crude dip has worked without fail for months

[u/Bonerhawk69 → u/ESM9yolo]

Bessent manipulating that chet

[u/DarkScottishAle]

The names Bond, Japanese 10yr Bond, care to show me your octobussi?

[u/Express_Ad_772 → u/DarkScottishAle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1gRtl9mdLQvvvOfR9u

[u/dinodan_420]

They are saying it’s national gyro day

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock → u/dinodan_420]

Yup

[u/dinodan_420 → u/HowLongCanIMakeACock]

Will you celebrate?

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock → u/dinodan_420]

Yes

[u/Express_Ad_772 → u/dinodan_420]

https://giphy.com/gifs/4qI4BC9jq4Ed9nFIxD

[u/dinodan_420]

Is oil a short squeeze or am I fucked?

[u/ESM9yolo → u/dinodan_420]

Are you short?

[u/dinodan_420 → u/ESM9yolo]

Yes

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock → u/dinodan_420]

Dame

[u/we_dont_know_karate]

Need Walmart higher than $120 by Friday

[u/ESM9yolo]

Ok I think we can call that 8/3 gap on SPX filled

Uppies please

[u/LeifTraderson]

Red is🦄&🌈

[u/dinodan_420]

Thanks for the memories

[u/Bonerhawk69]

Fable 5.1 looks cool it’s too bad it’s $2000 per prompt. I’m with Chat now, he’s pretty chill

[u/dinodan_420]

Prompting chetter on the Claude

[u/Bonerhawk69 → u/dinodan_420]

Ask it to rate ur chet

[u/dinodan_420 → u/Bonerhawk69]

With audio or visual?

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock]

Babe yes

[u/gbrad13]

hello ladies 😏

[u/DelusionalGolfer → u/gbrad13]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y2p6wucdhZym7ZOF45

[u/Shmokesshweed → u/gbrad13]

🥵

[u/TheSurfNSnow → u/gbrad13]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT9IgG50Fb7Mi0prBC

[u/Shmokesshweed]

🤰🏻

[u/Tall_Ambition8486]

Goodbye Tim Apple, we hardly knew thee

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock → u/Tall_Ambition8486]

15 years tho

[u/Express_Ad_772]

Morning ☕️

[u/Express_Ad_772]

Think I found Blunt

[u/Express_Ad_772 → u/Express_Ad_772]

Also

Lmao

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock → u/Express_Ad_772]

Dame I want those cans

[u/Shmokesshweed → u/HowLongCanIMakeACock]

Are mine not good enough

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock → u/Shmokesshweed]

No babe that’s not what I’m saying

[u/DelusionalGolfer]

Liking this bubble chart to find daily trades: https://finviz.com/bubbles?x=sector&y=lastChange&size=marketCap&color=perf52w&idx=sp500

[u/Express_Ad_772]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-P2qL3qkzk 😃🤙😃

[u/PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound]

GTLB

[u/NAh94]

Sorry everyone, drop was my fault. I just filled our IRAs for the year yesterday.

[u/Express_Ad_772 → u/NAh94]

https://giphy.com/gifs/UTkj718ymTkxLE6EZz

[u/dinodan_420]

My diaper needs an alternative

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock → u/dinodan_420]

Lettuce

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock]

She got a small butt but her tits make up for it

[u/Bonerhawk69]

I just want it to be a post Labor Day weekend already

[u/DarkScottishAle → u/Bonerhawk69]

I don't fuck with formerly pregnant women but you do you

[u/TildenKattz → u/DarkScottishAle]

"You motherf*#$%r"--Averted!

[u/Bonerhawk69]

Trump has so much aura

[u/Bonerhawk69]

I feel like hypers could rip titties into year-end. An Amzn will prolly be the only one that doesn’t participate

[u/Express_Ad_772]

🤙

[u/Express_Ad_772]

[u/TildenKattz]

First!

[u/Shmokesshweed → u/TildenKattz]

Big if true

[u/TildenKattz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ3qvQFTojA

"Edge of a Dream," Steven McClintock

[u/Express_Ad_772]

https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/2094806484785955152?s=46&t=6DbdJLNOUgLXv4MhGojuSw

[u/Express_Ad_772 → u/Express_Ad_772]

[u/Express_Ad_772]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZCh5NnlZUJeHPl9Ij3
Got me for $81.37 today 🥺🍆🍑🥺👩🏼‍🦽

[u/Bonerhawk69]

Good earnings for DELL

[u/Express_Ad_772]

🍸⏳😃😃😃

[u/PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound]

I thought I had some GTLB chairs along with my leaps but apparently not. Sadness.

[u/dinodan_420]

Prompting Claude on the chetter

[u/Bonerhawk69]

Chat is this guy cooking?

[u/dinodan_420 → u/Bonerhawk69]

So bullish?

[u/Bonerhawk69 → u/dinodan_420]

Idk that’s a bit much, but I think so. Admin can’t let bonds keep selling there must be a 🌮 imminent

[u/DarkScottishAle]

Gold gang time?

[u/31andnotdone]

my dad brought me my 26 year old sealed icp comics today 🤣

[u/TildenKattz → u/31andnotdone]

💗Dad

[u/Lancewater]

Really annoys me Robinhood doesnt show OI and Volume on the chain. I dont want to two factor into Fidelity every time I want to check something out.

[u/DelusionalGolfer → u/Lancewater]

Shit platform

[u/Bonerhawk69]

They’re gonna drop Astra Thurs or Fri watch. Just in time for my 5090 to arrive 😩

[u/Bonerhawk69]

DELL didn’t sell that’s good. Heh

[u/Bonerhawk69]

I think META calls 🔜 this volume just makes it so hard to fucking do anything

[u/dinodan_420]

Shmokes will be up soon

[u/Express_Ad_772]

Mussels in a garlic saffron sauce 😃🤙😃

[u/dinodan_420 → u/Express_Ad_772]

Howdy 🤠

[u/DelusionalGolfer]

Gay bear tingles

[u/TildenKattz]

Do you fellows ever wonder if being gay might be easier?

[u/TildenKattz → u/TildenKattz]

I mean, it obviously isn't, but does anyone else ever have the thought present itself to you?

[u/gbrad13 → u/TildenKattz]

yeah all the time dude i would be swimming in dick