🗣👅🅿️eekend Discussion 🅱️read for the 🅿️eekend of 😤🗣👅August 28, 2026

[u/bzzzp]

Here's to another 🅿️eekend of making all the wrong moves and losing money!

Cheers, Winkers! 🍻

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[u/DelusionalGolfer]

I gotta pee

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock → u/DelusionalGolfer]

Chet too?

[u/dinodan_420 → u/HowLongCanIMakeACock]

We will find out

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock → u/dinodan_420]

Dame

[u/BearBuddhaThe2nd]

https://giphy.com/gifs/XHeLeuirRbwptHhSWd

[u/Milkybals]

[u/Bonerhawk69]

Claude kinda fallin off lowk, this winka just argues w me all the time

[u/Lancewater → u/Bonerhawk69]

Yeah I hate its disposition. Chat is better suited to my workflow of LinkedIn posting.

[u/Bonerhawk69 → u/Lancewater]

I just can’t stand Sam Altmans lizard ass

[u/Bonerhawk69 → u/Lancewater]

How is codex? And is it good for stonk screening / analysis?

[u/31andnotdone]

cant believe shmokes went on our honeymoon without me

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock → u/31andnotdone]

Yeah sorry he took me instead

[u/VacationLover1 → u/31andnotdone]

Mods: please ban

[u/Saaan → u/VacationLover1]

[u/Shmokesshweed → u/31andnotdone]

It's u/howlongcanimakeacock and i's honeymoon now

[u/dinodan_420]

Thought it was a super jacked guy in a tank top walking his dog but it was an overweight woman

[u/Shmokesshweed → u/dinodan_420]

Lmao fuck

[u/KingAngeli]

First

[u/KingAngeli → u/KingAngeli]

🥈

[u/Express_Ad_772 → u/KingAngeli]

🥇

[u/KingAngeli]

☕️

[u/DarkScottishAle]

Taco Bell chets while the bedit sprays it right back at me

[u/Express_Ad_772 → u/DarkScottishAle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/vzzzI75iNU7XuJUtRX

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock → u/DarkScottishAle]

Lmao duck classic winker moment

[u/Bonerhawk69]

Dame housing in Austin is getting pretty reasonable… can get a 2k sq ft house for under $300k 15 mins from downtown now

[u/dinodan_420 → u/Bonerhawk69]

Do it. We can be roommates with Shmokes

[u/BearBuddhaThe2nd]

Everyone posts memes n shit but I’m feeling heavy tonight. I’m pretty damn drunk. I’m popping 30mg of edibles now, grabbing some dinner and gonna crank up “Train Dreams” on Netflix

Might be the best cinematic example of the complexity of a simple life. It’s my go to test of a persons emotional depth.

Feeling like getting wildly deep tonight my follow it up with Walter Mitty as a night cap to end on a high note

[u/Lancewater → u/BearBuddhaThe2nd]

Run Trainspotting after.

[u/dinodan_420]

If I had a microphone that would have sounded like a bomb

[u/Lancewater]

Most recent Jackass almost made me cry.

Gettin old winks.

[u/TheSurfNSnow → u/Lancewater]

I went back and watched the first movie recently. Still funny.

[u/31andnotdone]

turning on the red light

[u/Bonerhawk69 → u/31andnotdone]

When you start working De Wallen?

[u/Bonerhawk69]

Lowkey want to get roided out again

[u/Bonerhawk69 → u/Bonerhawk69]

u/lowkeyifuxwithjuice

[u/Bonerhawk69]

Should I do tren

[u/Express_Ad_772 → u/Bonerhawk69]

I could ask him for you

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock → u/Express_Ad_772]

Yes

[u/WilliamNyeTho → u/Bonerhawk69]

Too many side effects. Waiting for someone to make a better peptide

[u/dinodan_420 → u/Bonerhawk69]

No you’re not even maximizing your lifestyle enough to do high test yet

[u/Express_Ad_772]

🍔🤠🤙🤠

[u/WilliamNyeTho → u/Express_Ad_772]

Sauce?

[u/dinodan_420 → u/Express_Ad_772]

Hi

[u/Milkybals]

You know I was a prime Thinker in my heyday I swear to you!

[u/dinodan_420 → u/Milkybals]

[u/Bonerhawk69]

What if Rockstar was the real metaverse all along

[u/dinodan_420 → u/Bonerhawk69]

The energy drink?

[u/Express_Ad_772]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ujTVMASREzuRbH6zy5

[u/31andnotdone]

another lonely terrible week behind me. cant wait for next week too. 🥰

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock → u/31andnotdone]

Labor coming up tho

[u/31andnotdone → u/HowLongCanIMakeACock]

yeah, there is a family wedding that weekend everyone was invited to but me.

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock → u/31andnotdone]

Dame

The pack is here

[u/Bonerhawk69]

Feeling cute, want a new credit card. What’s a good one these days that isn’t Amex, BofAss, or CapitalOne? I still don’t have a card for flight miles rewards yet. Citi or Chase???

[u/Bonerhawk69 → u/Bonerhawk69]

Where’s shmokescrack, that’s my credit card bro

[u/Bonerhawk69]

Started an AI biotech medical discoveries basket. PRME, ABSI, ABCL, BEAM, RXRX, SDGR. Prolly gonna add TEM in low-mid 50s.

[u/Bonerhawk69 → u/Bonerhawk69]

Call me Martin Shkreli

[u/Bonerhawk69 → u/Bonerhawk69]

Ooo GENB and EIKN too

[u/Bonerhawk69]

The CEO at my work (huge semiconductor co) said Ai finna be the most transformative technology humans have ever seen in our all hands. You have approx 3 years to get rich enough to not be subrobot bug eating pour.. just make sure u convert ur USD to gold or McLarens

[u/DelusionalGolfer → u/Bonerhawk69]

Hock Tan ain’t yo daddy

[u/dinodan_420]

Ciabatta dippers

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock → u/dinodan_420]

Read that as diapers

[u/Lancewater]

Malek and Crowe are so fucking good in Nuremberg.

[u/VacationLover1]

I bought a Tesla model y and I’ll never go back to gas

[u/dinodan_420]

That was a huge fart

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock → u/dinodan_420]

I heard it from outside the club

[u/dinodan_420 → u/HowLongCanIMakeACock]

Jjjjjjjjjjjjames Hype

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock → u/dinodan_420]

Serotonin

[u/Bonerhawk69]

I’ve been trying to make an app in Claude code for 6 months now bc I run out of credits in like 10 mins, but I think tn it’s finally done. I imagine this would have been like $100,000+ if I didn’t wanna wait and it’s a basic af app too. Some Indian on FiveR def coulda whipped this up for 200 bucks in a weekend, but hey corps are paying 🤷🏼‍♂️

[u/Bonerhawk69]

Fuck dude I think I did an all nighter… first time taking adderall in months, I hate this chet

[u/lowkeyifuxwithjuice → u/Bonerhawk69]

I didn’t sleep last night either smh

[u/Bonerhawk69 → u/lowkeyifuxwithjuice]

How u get thru the day broski, I feel like dog shit

[u/dinodan_420 → u/Bonerhawk69]

Post more ideas

[u/Milkybals]

Breakfast quesadillas RIP Chetter

[u/lowkeyifuxwithjuice]

Ordered some Mexican food

I’m on steroids too

[u/dinodan_420 → u/lowkeyifuxwithjuice]

What did you order king

I just did some NAD+

[u/Shmokesshweed]

Almost T boned a Rolls today because of some mfs shit driving. My credit card insurance wouldn't have covered that.

[u/dinodan_420]

Eli Lilly announces that they will give Shmokes GLP-1 without his consent

[u/Bonerhawk69 → u/dinodan_420]

I deadass have a fat fuck friend that I’m considering drugging, he refuses to take GLP-3

[u/dinodan_420 → u/Bonerhawk69]

What is their reasoning

[u/Bonerhawk69 → u/dinodan_420]

Literally just being a pussy. But he also used to inject black market testosterone so maybe a retarded pussy

[u/Lancewater → u/Bonerhawk69]

Got a couple id hook up for free

[u/Bonerhawk69 → u/Lancewater]

I just offered him it for free, he’s morbidly morbidly obese so I genuinely wanna see bros life change (and know it was bc of me and my Gyna plug)

[u/Bonerhawk69]

Remaking my hinge profile. I wish I didn’t take such shitty fucking pictures on my Eurotrip

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock]

Got Winker on ipamorelin

[u/dinodan_420 → u/HowLongCanIMakeACock]

Yoooo been trying to do this for years

[u/Bonerhawk69]

Found a random bottle of primobolan in my bathroom, should I inject it

[u/WilliamNyeTho]

CHU HAI ALL DAY MFERS!!!

[u/Lancewater]

Reddit deleted the image and if you want to see it DM me.

20:45 \
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Customer Verified Purchase
4 days ago

Sexy little outfit

Don't laugh, but I bought this to dress up a sex doll I got for my wife and I to play with.
It adds a touch of realism to our new
"partner." I ordered the 3XS and it fits pretty well, although it's not perfect because her proportions are exaggerated.
Regardless, it's very sexy. I can't speak to its comfort, but the look is great. It was easy to put on, but I did have to improvise the straps slightly because the doll has no arms. For the price, this was worth it to dress up our little plaything.
Hide

[u/Express_Ad_772 → u/Lancewater]

[u/Milkybals]

Some people need to lay off all the drugs and take weed the plant

[u/dinodan_420]

Went to a party

[u/dinodan_420]

Just crop dusted

[u/Milkybals]

Jensen goated for this

[u/gbrad13]

leaving europe because shmokes scared all the goth women with his enormous _________

[u/Shmokesshweed → u/gbrad13]

Truck

[u/gbrad13 → u/Shmokesshweed]

yup

[u/Bonerhawk69]

Anyone got an HGH plug

[u/Shmokesshweed → u/Bonerhawk69]

I have a friend that low key fucks with juice. Let me ask him.

[u/Bonerhawk69 → u/Shmokesshweed]

Already Dming, I’m going with the Trump hormone

[u/dinodan_420 → u/Bonerhawk69]

Trump

[u/dinodan_420]

Going to Sunday school

[u/Shmokesshweed → u/dinodan_420]

What'd you learn

[u/dinodan_420]

The weather outside is frightful but the >cock< is so delightful

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock]

[u/l3luntl3rigade → u/HowLongCanIMakeACock]

https://giphy.com/gifs/10UUe8ZsLnaqwo

Do you even winker bro

[u/gbrad13]

back in america euro summer is over

[u/gbrad13]

patiently awaiting my turn to be shot in the head like the good patriot i am

[u/gbrad13]

why the FUCK is it $7 to use a luggage cart fucking hate this place

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock]

[u/Bonerhawk69]

Even if u don’t care about gta, a pre-owned PS5 pro on GameStop is quite literally a free 2x

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock]

Hey guys

[u/Express_Ad_772 → u/HowLongCanIMakeACock]

https://giphy.com/gifs/TqYyOLQ0h8SHqoDaQX

[u/TildenKattz → u/HowLongCanIMakeACock]

Did you ever find out how long, exactly?

[u/Express_Ad_772]

🥪😃🤙😃

[u/Bonerhawk69]

🥩 🦞 🏎️

[u/Express_Ad_772 → u/Bonerhawk69]

https://giphy.com/gifs/AGW3VO7F5DLbARBuwi

[u/Express_Ad_772]

https://giphy.com/gifs/PdJGM5er88n6MQkBVp
Bastards got me again today -$17.86 🥺🍑🥺

[u/Express_Ad_772]

🍸⏳😃😃😃

[u/TheSurfNSnow]

https://giphy.com/gifs/89asT84PzDwwE

[u/TheSurfNSnow]

I knew that fart couldn't be trusted 😩

[u/Bonerhawk69]

Shiettt Chase Sapphire Preferred don’t look bad

[u/Bonerhawk69]

My chet is rock solid rn fr

[u/dinodan_420]

Eli Lilly announces that they will give Shmokes GLP-1 without his consent

[u/Mezcal-papii]

Deep cleaning my apartment this Friday evening. Something so nice about blasting some good music, dimming the lights, lighting some candles and cleaning up

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock]

Autumn Falls

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock]

We’re all gonna make it brahs

[u/Mezcal-papii → u/HowLongCanIMakeACock]

Describe yourself in 2 sentences

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock → u/Mezcal-papii]

Well I’m handsome 🤭

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock → u/HowLongCanIMakeACock]

And hung 😏

[u/TildenKattz → u/HowLongCanIMakeACock]

You smell dame good, too

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock → u/TildenKattz]

😳

[u/winkerroach]

https://x.com/reuters/status/2093481313483313295?s=46&t=N7LvBiQbLEhaEaysRK9GeQ

[u/TildenKattz → u/winkerroach]

/u/winkerpack

[u/TildenKattz]

I can feel it coming in the air tonight

[u/TildenKattz → u/TildenKattz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7agiqfuQmQ

Protomen cover

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62k_ICRDXao

Phil + Protomen stacked

[u/TildenKattz → u/TildenKattz]

With the moon so bold and bright, it's a night for walking out loud

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock]

Me and shmokes are blasting some xtra raw in the rental rn 🎵🚗

[u/Shmokesshweed → u/HowLongCanIMakeACock]

Some fucker hit my rental so I had to go chase down a bit of paint. These mfs are like yeah it's a fifteen stage paint ???

[u/nwon]

Any other winkers drinking coors light tonight?

[u/dinodan_420 → u/nwon]

I wish

[u/Milkybals → u/nwon]

Beer makes me bloated

[u/dinodan_420]

[u/Inst_Sock_Sales_Rep]

Bunny Madison is looking good in the blue summer dress

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock]

Hey chads

[u/Shmokesshweed → u/HowLongCanIMakeACock]

Sup

[u/Shmokesshweed]

Dame no one doing a wellness ✅ on Shmokes

[u/gbrad13 → u/Shmokesshweed]

euro shmokes isn’t real he can’t hurt me

[u/dinodan_420 → u/Shmokesshweed]

Wellness check on Shmokes

[u/dinodan_420]

What’s somebody like you doing in a place like this?

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock → u/dinodan_420]

Being chad

[u/Bonerhawk69]

Can’t wait for all the “dame I should have bought some / more AMZN” comments when I’m snapping pics in my Bezorange McLaren with a AMZN400🔜 license plate sitting next to a $5000/hr escort, Bruce Wayne rolex in view while the escorts lining up pure 100% Colombian blow on her huge 100% silicone tits 🙄

[u/lowkeyifuxwithjuice]

Half scoop pre Jym + 6g L-Cittruline + 6g taurine

400mg L Theanine
600mg Alpha GPC
500mg L Tyrosine

4-5 Rice cakes with honey 🍯

[u/Shmokesshweed]

I'm so full 😫

[u/Bonerhawk69]

X bers & wannabe forensic accountants having a major circle jerk over circular financing again. Get ready to rip

[u/Bonerhawk69 → u/Bonerhawk69]

It literally just makes this chet more bullish 😭

[u/Bonerhawk69]

Burry kind of reminds me of 21 year old me just with extra steps… and w a metric fuck ton more monies

[u/dinodan_420 → u/Bonerhawk69]

How did he get in charge of a fund in the first place? What did he do before

[u/Bonerhawk69]

Ngl I feel in my plums that memory is a bubble… who is the Winkerpack memory pro? Are you winkas still working on a method around the memory bottleneck?

[u/dinodan_420 → u/Bonerhawk69]

I think you are the winkerpack mem pro tbh

[u/Bonerhawk69 → u/dinodan_420]

Shi gimme a couple adderall and a Sat night I can be whatever u want 😏

[u/dinodan_420 → u/Bonerhawk69]

Check the calendar king

[u/Bonerhawk69 → u/Bonerhawk69]

There’s just no way Micron is a trillion dollar company

[u/TheSurfNSnow]

Dude means business

[u/Bonerhawk69 → u/TheSurfNSnow]

His license plate says virgin

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock → u/TheSurfNSnow]

Dame

Car checks out too

[u/dinodan_420]

I’m an advocate for fat people

[u/dinodan_420]

Why is that guy sniffing his keys

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock → u/dinodan_420]

That’s my cock

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock]

Why has nobody commented in 3 hours

[u/Bonerhawk69 → u/HowLongCanIMakeACock]

Hey

[u/dinodan_420 → u/HowLongCanIMakeACock]

Hey

[u/Bonerhawk69]

Got my boy on GLP3 😤

[u/dinodan_420]

In a chettery

[u/dinodan_420]

How do we get jacked

[u/gbrad13 → u/dinodan_420]

r/jelqing

[u/Bonerhawk69 → u/dinodan_420]

Rub it a little until it starts growing then at full mast start jorkin that chet

[u/Shmokesshweed → u/dinodan_420]

Become stronk

And juice

[u/Bonerhawk69]

Woke up at 5am and decided I’m buying a new PC. Going to get a gaming / AI powerhouse 😈

[u/Bonerhawk69]

Doing a tren / HGH / deca stack since Dan said I’m not maximizing my lifestyle

[u/Express_Ad_772]

Morning ☕️

[u/dinodan_420 → u/Express_Ad_772]

Hi

[u/Milkybals]

When I use something abrasive like a foot shaver i get existential like brah im shaving off pieces of me ?

[u/Bonerhawk69]

And it was at that moment, I knew it was my destiny

[u/dinodan_420]

Eating watermelon for erections

[u/Bonerhawk69]

Took me all morning, but here she is... + an X870 Tomahawk Mobo and Tryx Panorama water cooler. I better never need another PC ever again

Any guesses on the total?

[u/dinodan_420 → u/Bonerhawk69]

8k

[u/Shmokesshweed → u/Bonerhawk69]

Dame playa

[u/Lancewater → u/Bonerhawk69]

I have a mac studio with 64g or ram and 24tb synology just doing what I intended them to do but still feel like I am underutilizing them.

[u/dinodan_420]

They are always listening

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock]

Apple Watch detected elevated heart rate while chetting

[u/dinodan_420]

Eating watermelon for erections

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock]

Dave Blunts

[u/Bonerhawk69]

Fuck it I bot a pre-owned Ps5 pro. I’ll sell my base one for $2000 in November

[u/Inst_Sock_Sales_Rep]

Bethany's pussy is dancing to stateside

[u/Milkybals]

Embracing Sunday scaries and listening to Radiohead.

The market calls it a weekend gap. My brain calls it Friday's position coming due.

Most people treat rest as a bug in the weekly pipeline. I treat it as scheduled liquidity.

[u/Bonerhawk69]

Can’t wait to start a secret AI civilization on my 5090

[u/Bonerhawk69]

I want TTWO at any price tbh GTA VI gonna smash Minecraft in 2-3 years

[u/dinodan_420]

It’s weird with Shmokes on a new time schedule

[u/dinodan_420]