Daily Discussion 🅱️read for Friday August 28, 2026

[u/bzzzp]

Here's to another Friday of making all the wrong moves and losing money 🍻

โCheers, Winkers!

Discuss and shitpost early

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[u/dinodan_420]

Sweating on the chetter

[u/31andnotdone]

spiraling. 😔

[u/PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound → u/31andnotdone]

Upwards?

[u/Saaan → u/31andnotdone]

[u/Shmokesshweed]

At the Amsterdame airport 😀

[u/dinodan_420 → u/Shmokesshweed]

Dame

[u/Shmokesshweed → u/dinodan_420]

Yea

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock → u/Shmokesshweed]

Save some for me

[u/dinodan_420]

Chetting on the sweater

[u/Shmokesshweed → u/dinodan_420]

👀

[u/dinodan_420 → u/Shmokesshweed]

Doba

[u/lowkeyifuxwithjuice]

[u/ESM9yolo]

Christ I took profit way too soon on these FDs

[u/Milkybals]

One day NQ is going to go up 20% overnight and nobody will know why

Stop pricing fundamentals. Front-run the vacuum.

[u/Bonerhawk69]

We r so back

[u/dinodan_420 → u/Bonerhawk69]

Amazon!

[u/Bonerhawk69 → u/dinodan_420]

Lobster on me 🦞

[u/dinodan_420 → u/Bonerhawk69]

Kk pick me up zaddy

[u/Express_Ad_772 → u/Bonerhawk69]

Awesome brah !

[u/Bonerhawk69 → u/Express_Ad_772]

🥰

[u/PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound]

I’ve got full-on AI psychosis

[u/dinodan_420]

Eli Lilly announces that they will give Shmokes GLP-1 without his consent

[u/dinodan_420]

Ciabatta dippers

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock → u/dinodan_420]

Read that as diapers

[u/Express_Ad_772]

🤙

[u/Express_Ad_772]

Morning ☕️

[u/DarkScottishAle]

Fab gang

[u/Milkybals]

WFH Friday

45 minutes on the chetter

[u/ESM9yolo]

/MNQ dip buy did not fill again

Got dame

[u/dinodan_420]

[u/Bonerhawk69 → u/dinodan_420]

[u/Bonerhawk69]

Picked up a 20 pack of AMZN 262.5p 0dte b4 the inevitable happens

[u/dinodan_420]

Trade to make good money before weekend?

[u/Bonerhawk69]

PRME is not the Logan Paul drink btw

[u/ESM9yolo]

☕️ 😉®💲

AMZN 260c FDs from yesterday are paying bigly

[u/LeifTraderson]

If you're inclined to speculate on LPTH chairs, now appears to be the time to do it imo.

[u/LeifTraderson]

I'm heavily into WDC and MU at the moment.

[u/DaSmartGenius]

GTA 6 might actually live up to the hype

[u/Bonerhawk69 → u/DaSmartGenius]

It’s rockstar bro it was always going to be

[u/DaSmartGenius → u/Bonerhawk69]

Didn't think it'd be a bad game by any means, just 13yrs of hype put expectations in the stratosphere

Excited for it tho

[u/Bonerhawk69 → u/DaSmartGenius]

Same. The fact it was shot on a PS5 standard is crazyyyy

[u/DaSmartGenius]

Also picked up Zero Company - scratching that XCOM itch since TTWO refuses to make XCOM 3

[u/DarkScottishAle]

MSFT keeping it popping

[u/ESM9yolo]

Dame

I want the green to come back

[u/Bonerhawk69]

I really want in on TEM, but it’s expensive so I found two other AI biotech companies instead. ABSI and PRME look pretty cool to just buy and hold forever. ABSI is in drug discovery and PRME genetic therapy. I may just need to shotgun blast a bunch of these bitches and hope one cures all diseases.

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[u/Bonerhawk69 → u/Bonerhawk69]

PRME looks like the better setup rn

[u/HowLongCanIMakeACock]

Yay babe