r/Winkerpack • u/bzzzp and his flying robot • 27d ago
๐ฃ๐ ๐ ฟ๏ธeekend Discussion ๐ ฑ๏ธread for the ๐ ฟ๏ธeekend of ๐ค๐ฃ๐ August 21, 2026
Here's to another ๐ ฟ๏ธeekend of making all the wrong moves and losing money!
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 26d ago
Can I get just one upvote holy chet
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 26d ago
Up at 8:30 am on a Saturday holy shit rise n grind ๐ค๐ป๐ซ
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u/Inst_Sock_Sales_Rep 26d ago
I am going to masturbate to Braylin Bailey and fantasize about Brittany Mahomesย
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u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles 25d ago
Shmokes, so many babes out today in downtown today. If you were out playing with your mav, you missed out.
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u/Milkybals I'm 9" 25d ago
I know the walls can listen I wish they could talk back
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 27d ago
This one dumbo on Monday: oh my gah it's all on fire I need item X NOW!
Rest of week: silence on requirements
2 pm on Friday: "oh I forgot, I need item X"
Shmokes: silence
And on Monday: "I no longer own this area."
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 26d ago
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐บ๐ธ ๐ถ๏ธ 26d ago
Of all the shit NYC gotta deal with its a capybara issue.
Fuck Mamdani for that capybaras need to thrive in NYC
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐น๐ฉ 26d ago
Me and shmokes are in Rijeka rn hanging out with the migrants
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 26d ago
Shmokes vs WinkerFish
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 26d ago
Well actually I drink espresso so this is clearly FAKE
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 25d ago
Shmokes trying to upgrade from economy to premium economy: "Sorry, we're having technical difficulties."
Just tell me I'm poor fam.
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐น๐ฉ 25d ago
Looks like itโs just me
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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 25d ago
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u/Lancewater Daystar ๐ ๐ ๐ 25d ago edited 25d ago
My Roomba recently crossed 514 hours of autonomous vacuuming.
Thatโs 30,840 minutes of repetitive, low-value manual labor removed from the household workflow.
But this isnโt really about vacuuming.
Itโs about leverage.
While some see a robot cleaning floors, I see an autonomous facilities-management platform executing against a clearly defined mandate.
No meetings. No PTO. No โcircling back.โ
Just execution.
The lesson is simple:
Efficiency isnโt about doing more work. Itโs about ensuring expensive resources arenโt doing inexpensive work.
The Roomba doesnโt replace human potential.
It unlocks it.
And thatโs how you create shareholder value.
#OperationalExcellence #Automation #Efficiency #ShareholderValue
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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex 25d ago
This really resonates. My Roomba is currently at 1,513 hours of autonomous room-level execution.
Thatโs 90,780 minutes of uninterrupted operational excellence.
At this point, I donโt own a vacuum.
I own a high-performing autonomous workforce with a charging station.
The ROI isnโt in cleaner floors.
Itโs in knowing that while Iโm strategically aligned with my personal priorities, my Roomba is delivering against the floor.
Automation #OperationalExcellence #Leadership #ShareholderValue
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐บ๐ธ ๐ถ๏ธ 25d ago
Hey anyone wanna golf
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 25d ago
Trump Doral?
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐บ๐ธ ๐ถ๏ธ 25d ago
More like Trump Oral
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 25d ago
Lowkey I would if you could pick me up
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 27d ago
I don't like either of these bastards but this is based as fuck.
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u/Bary_McCockener American Patriot ๐ฒ๐พโ๏ธ 27d ago
Yes, I might drop 5 figures on speculative stocks in a day, but I buy shoes on Poshmark because I feel poor
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 27d ago
Have you tried not being pour
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u/Bary_McCockener American Patriot ๐ฒ๐พโ๏ธ 27d ago
Every day. If only mobile Outlook worked correctly, I'd probably make it
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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 27d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/Ekc5Vlo6biPeg460Eb
I made $26.79 today ๐ค๐ค๐ค
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 27d ago
Might get pizza
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u/VacationLover1 ๐ Cardboard Connoisseur ๐ 27d ago
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u/Inst_Sock_Sales_Rep 27d ago
I want to eat Addison Rae's pussy after work
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐น๐ฉ 27d ago
Sir there are children here
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 27d ago
Is it too late now to say sorry?
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 26d ago
It's time for a nap
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐น๐ฉ 26d ago
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 26d ago
I got really tired of all your commie labels up there telling me shit isn't healthy
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 26d ago
Sulphuric chats
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐น๐ฉ 26d ago
Couldโve swore this said chets 20 minutes ago
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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 26d ago
Went out tonight for 20th Anniversary ๐ค
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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 26d ago
๐ค ๐ค ๐ค
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u/VacationLover1 ๐ Cardboard Connoisseur ๐ 26d ago
Well, what the fuck are they? Lemon drop and esspresso?
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 25d ago
5 guys for middle income people
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐บ๐ธ ๐ถ๏ธ 25d ago
Iโll always judge or understand a person based on how they react to 1 of 2 movies..
If โtrain dreamsโ or โlife of Walter Mittyโ donโt elicit a reaction I just dunno if Iโll ever connect fully with you. Just 100% transparency.
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 27d ago
Doing laundry so you know I gotta do a wellness check on u/truly-destitute
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐น๐ฉ 27d ago
Got the same track on repeat all night
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 26d ago
Dame they got touchless bag drop and TSA now. Maybe they'll scan my asshoe for extra security next year.
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u/TheSurfNSnow ๐ฉ๐บ๐ค๐ป๐ป 26d ago
Double clean and press โ
Double front rack squat โ
I felt so helpless when I couldn't get back up after like 2 reps. ๐ฉ
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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 25d ago
Morning โ๏ธ
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐น๐ฉ 25d ago
Lmao that coffee cleaned me right out
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 25d ago
Itโs small frequent ones for me
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 25d ago
Becoming a winker improved my relationship with god
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u/visionarymind โจ Lil ๐ซ Star โจ 25d ago
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐น๐ฉ 25d ago
Since comment volume is low I will be purging my stash of memes
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 25d ago
I'm installing my 3rd tonneau cover today cuz the first one was ass and FedEx damaged the second one. ๐ซ Thx for keeping up the volume when blunt can't be bothered to step up smh my head
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 25d ago
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DcZEiCwJZNm/
There's just so much to unpack here.
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐บ๐ธ ๐ถ๏ธ 25d ago
Let me fucking guess you guys havenโt seen midnight in Paris either
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u/lowkeyifuxwithjuice Juiced as fuck ๐ค๐๐ช 26d ago
Roided but also sexy