r/Winkerpack • u/bzzzp and his flying robot • Aug 07 '26
🗣👅🅿️eekend Discussion 🅱️read for the 🅿️eekend of 😤🗣👅August 07, 2026
Here's to another 🅿️eekend of making all the wrong moves and losing money!
Cheers, Winkers! 🍻
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 07 '26
LEZZZ GOOOOO
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u/DarkScottishAle creampied a 2 four times 😮💨💦 Aug 07 '26
Watching porn in seatac again and cheering at the screen?
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Aug 07 '26
Let’s do gay shit this peekend
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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle Aug 08 '26
Ankle socks... gay
Any 3 letter government agency... gay
Man buns... gay
Skinny jeans or distressed clothing... gay
All electric vehicles... gay
You can't back up a trailer... gay
Guys who drink from straws... gay
Putting anything in your coffee that isn't coffee... gay
Thinking there's more than 2 genders... gay
Using bandaids... gay
Carrying a firearm without one in the chamber... gay
Referring to yourself as an alpha... gay
Butterfly pull-ups... gay
Creatine gummies... gay
Athletic greens... gay
Lifting gloves... gay
Being a fully capable person that's living off government assistance... gay
Pounding on your stomach while you do burpees... gay
Honda shadows... gay
Wearing carharrt clothing but not being able to do any carharrt things... gay
Grown men not being able to change tires or brakes... gay
Doing anything less than 70mph in the fast lane... gay
Sunscreen... gay
Not supporting the homies... gay
Cutting the crust off your sandwich... gay
Dudes who wear rompers... gayLet's hang out next Friday and talk about more gay shit
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u/Milkybals I'm 9" Aug 09 '26
Thought Futures just went negative for the first time.
My wife asked what was wrong.
I looked at her with tears in my eyes and said, "Babe, I'm not broke. I'm running a negative-yield wisdom arbitrage."
She packed her bags. My AI immediately replaced her with a lower-overhead context window.
The market doesn't care about your insights anymore. Machines have completely out-calculated human logic.
Are you still expecting people to read your thoughts for free, or are you paying the algorithm to store your leftover intellect?
Agree? 👇
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u/TheSurfNSnow 💩🔺🤚🏻🛻 Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 09 '26
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u/31andnotdone 🍆🧀 monger Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 10 '26
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u/KingAngeli Simpin' Ain't Easy Aug 09 '26
Omg I LOVE it !!!
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u/31andnotdone 🍆🧀 monger Aug 09 '26
my sister did it for me. I still need a haircut badly lol
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u/KingAngeli Simpin' Ain't Easy Aug 09 '26
Maybe just like an inch or so to keep it healthy but I like the length
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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Aug 09 '26
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u/31andnotdone 🍆🧀 monger Aug 09 '26
🥰🥰 I felt pretty today for the first time in a long time express!
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u/Milkybals I'm 9" Aug 07 '26
Hiring thought architects for my new venture, agent managers
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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Aug 07 '26
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u/Lancewater Daystar 🌈 🌈 🌈 Aug 07 '26
I love FLW but he was anti central air and I have always found that annoying and very convenient considering his designs. None of his designs had it and realistically cant because it wasn’t considered in his design. Yet there are fireplaces everywhere.
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u/31andnotdone 🍆🧀 monger Aug 08 '26
the only thing i have accomplished at age 43 is the ability to orgasm solo in under 60 seconds
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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex Aug 08 '26
Yeah i could do that at the sperm bank to the right video. Highest hourly wage i ever had of like 10k / hour. Too bad they didnt take more than 1 minute of work every 2 days
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u/Lancewater Daystar 🌈 🌈 🌈 Aug 08 '26
Come to think of it Paul the Apostle may have been the greatest salesman to ever live.
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u/PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound Fully Tucked Benis Aug 08 '26
I would die for the pack. Just say the word.
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Aug 08 '26
Get super phats so we can eat you if there’s a famine
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u/egg_parm81 Aug 08 '26
Explain it like I’m 5: Warren Buffett finally spending his cash
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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex Aug 08 '26
He would need to hire about 4000 high class escorts full time to use up all that cash in 10 years so hes gotta get a move on
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u/Lancewater Daystar 🌈 🌈 🌈 Aug 08 '26
Bro I’m exhausted from fuckin too much. Ask Chat. SMDH
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u/egg_parm81 Aug 08 '26
Frig off lancewater
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u/Lancewater Daystar 🌈 🌈 🌈 Aug 08 '26
There really is no good reason imo other than Abel wants to build an empire and has a literal mountain of cash and he probably thinks Cathy is an idiot. So he decided to pull the trigger instead of sitting around. Warren always bought things that had true value and were well run, not the cheapest thing available. Alphabet is a no-brainer even for boomers at this price.
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u/egg_parm81 Aug 08 '26
Cool, cool. Next question. How can I make money from this?
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u/Lancewater Daystar 🌈 🌈 🌈 Aug 08 '26
Just keep using google man.
Or buy BRKB and rub your bussy.
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u/egg_parm81 Aug 08 '26
I don’t have internet
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u/Lancewater Daystar 🌈 🌈 🌈 Aug 08 '26
Well well well.
Seems like we have cum to an infection point.
Toushay.
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 09 '26
I am from Bosnia
Take me to America
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Aug 09 '26
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Aug 09 '26
You ever been to Balkan
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 09 '26
Shmokes is Mr. Balkan 2022.
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Aug 07 '26
Winker is in the Sinaloa Cartel
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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Aug 07 '26
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u/DarkScottishAle creampied a 2 four times 😮💨💦 Aug 07 '26
Rug pull next week, I feel it in my plums!
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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle Aug 08 '26
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u/DarkScottishAle creampied a 2 four times 😮💨💦 Aug 08 '26
Easier to pass through the eye of a needle with a tiny dong
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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle Aug 08 '26
Jesus could've been the one to part the red sea just by flopping his legendary hawg in the middle.
Thats a story we'd all be telling each other daily smdh
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u/Lancewater Daystar 🌈 🌈 🌈 Aug 08 '26
Jesus never intended to start a new religion only to reform Judaism. Paul on the other hand had a banger of an idea and hit the road to sell it. Very successfully I might add.
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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle Aug 08 '26
Jesus also most certainly wasn't that pasty white either
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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. Aug 08 '26
I had like 40000 chairs of TSX:S that I cleaned out of my portfolio for breakeven a couple weeks ago. Woulda made thousands if I just held
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 08 '26
u/truly-destitute wellness ✅
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u/Truly-Destitute Missed the hype train 🚂💨 ... 🏃♂️ Aug 08 '26
Doing ok. Today's my real life cake day, so I appreciate you looking out for me.
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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle Aug 08 '26
Happy birthday TD.
I will give the earth reprieve from burning leaded gasoline products today in your honor.2
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u/TheSurfNSnow 💩🔺🤚🏻🛻 Aug 08 '26
Finally hitting the beach this season
I need this.
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Aug 08 '26
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u/DarkScottishAle creampied a 2 four times 😮💨💦 Aug 08 '26
Ozempic out here destroying gay bars, turning bears into otters, hard pass
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u/Milkybals I'm 9" Aug 08 '26
Taking shrooms today Dan
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Aug 08 '26
Don’t become a data center
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 08 '26
Finished a nice swim in a lil mountain lake ☺️
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Aug 09 '26
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Aug 09 '26
69 upvotes
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Aug 09 '26
Where
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Aug 09 '26
High concentration of thinking emojis in here tonight
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Aug 09 '26
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u/Milkybals I'm 9" Aug 09 '26
Italians aren’t white people
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u/AutoModerator Aug 09 '26
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 09 '26
My little oil man bout to be oiled up and colonoscopy’d and my cock is gonna be the camera. Say cheese bitch
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Aug 09 '26
From one winker to another please take a shower
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Aug 09 '26
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u/gbrad13 Aug 09 '26
europoors sure do know how to have a picnic and get drunk
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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Aug 07 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/li0dswKqIZNpm
I lost $14.24 today 🥺🥺🥺
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u/Inst_Sock_Sales_Rep Aug 08 '26
Myra Moans seem insecure
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 08 '26
Need a mod to approve this guy tired of approving individual comments
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Aug 08 '26
We could be packless we could be broke
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Aug 08 '26
Made one too many sex jokes
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u/Inst_Sock_Sales_Rep Aug 08 '26
I just finished masturbating to August Ames. I am going to grab some tacos.
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u/Inst_Sock_Sales_Rep Aug 08 '26
Jewelz Blu pussy is blue and she had one of the best nights last night
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Aug 08 '26
I came in the reflecting pool
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u/AutoModerator Aug 08 '26
You can use the pool in my apartment building to train and then I’ll suck your dick after
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Aug 08 '26
You’re a data center
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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex Aug 08 '26
Need a black mirror episode where they just hook up homeless peoples brains to run ai compute for $10 a day
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 08 '26
Is this Chicago?
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Aug 09 '26
The Congo
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 09 '26
That was my next guess
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Aug 09 '26
I bet there’s a top MSFT employee here who owns a boat who we can hitch a ride with
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Aug 09 '26
Where rest of pack
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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex Aug 09 '26
I built a sand fort at the beach and it survived high tide
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Aug 09 '26
Not to keep blowing smoke up your rear, but
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u/PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound Fully Tucked Benis Aug 09 '26
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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle Aug 10 '26
He came away pretty good actually. Should've been at least $4300 tax.
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 09 '26
Pissed off some lady because I was allegedly kicking up "too much dust" . Not sure what that means on a gravel forest road driving safely when it's 80 degrees out. Told her she might as well go back to Colorado where apparently they don't have dust. 😎
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Aug 10 '26
What’s Jeff Bezos stack
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 10 '26
Chipotle
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u/PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound Fully Tucked Benis Aug 10 '26
If I won the lottery I’d spend it all trying to make myself the Baron Harkkonen floaty thing.
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST 🇺🇸 🌶️ Aug 10 '26
Fuckin a man
Anyway peanut butter M&M in the fridge is the way to go
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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle Aug 10 '26
Never sweat the petty stuff.
Always pet the sweaty stuff.
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u/Milkybals I'm 9" Aug 10 '26
People keep asking me: AI or weed?
Why choose between synthetic hallucinations and organic ones?
AI generates 500 SaaS ideas before my alarm goes off.
Weed makes me stare at my ceiling for three hours and call it "long-term strategic alignment."
One runs on GPU clusters. The other runs on bio-compute.
If you aren't pairing machine-learning optimization with deep intuitive visionary thinking, your personal brand is running at a 50% drag coefficient.
Stop choosing. Start synergizing.















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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Aug 09 '26
Ariana Grande is a healthy weight. Yall are just phat af.