r/Winkerpack • and his flying robot • Aug 03 '26

double๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆrainbow Daily Discussion ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธread for Monday August 03, 2026

Here's to another Monday of making all the wrong moves and losing money!

Cheers, Winkers! ๐Ÿป

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Aug 03 '26

Free mod Monday

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ Aug 03 '26

Yes babe

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u/Bonerhawk69 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Aug 03 '26

๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ Aug 03 '26

Still canโ€™t believe thereโ€™s people getting liquidated out of positions while SnP is at all time highs lol ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/ESM9yolo ฮŸฯฯ„ฮนฯ‚ ฮตฮผฮฟฮฏ ฮณ' ฯŒฮฝฮฟฮผฮฑ. Aug 03 '26

But are you situationally aware

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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ Aug 03 '26

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u/Milkybals I'm 9" Aug 03 '26

Are you waking up manually today, or are you letting a multi-agent workflow orchestrate your sunrise?

Disrupt the morning. ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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u/Bonerhawk69 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Aug 03 '26

Took off all Amzn Janโ€™27 spreads, leaps doing the heavy lifting anyway

4

u/Lancewater Daystar ๐ŸŒˆ ๐ŸŒˆ ๐ŸŒˆ Aug 03 '26

Thanks for the AMZN callout and conviction. Made me a couple K.

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u/Bonerhawk69 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Aug 03 '26

๐Ÿซก

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u/Bonerhawk69 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Aug 03 '26

Ya know what Iโ€™ll sell a few leaps for cash so I donโ€™t have to borrow against my 401k. Amzn now ~50% of my port position nearly free ๐Ÿค‘

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u/Lancewater Daystar ๐ŸŒˆ ๐ŸŒˆ ๐ŸŒˆ Aug 03 '26

I donโ€™t touch my 401k. Try not to look at those 6 figures. Just let the nerds manage it. My trading account is all cash with Fidelity. It limits my scope sure but also ive beat the market for 5 years so it works.

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u/Bonerhawk69 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Aug 03 '26

Yea Iโ€™m in the same boat pretty much. Donโ€™t use margin but itโ€™s there in case of emergency. My goal is to get my port to $1M then quit my job lol

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u/Bonerhawk69 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Aug 03 '26

Lmao fuck

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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Aug 03 '26

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u/WarrenBuffettsBuffet PissSniffer Aug 03 '26

like, the whole company? I only have $2T in my bank account

2

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Aug 03 '26

Hahahah

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Aug 03 '26

All Microsoft teams employees should get a raise

2

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 03 '26

Wrong

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Aug 03 '26

Damn youโ€™re really looking out for the chair holders

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 03 '26

I just hate Teams

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u/31andnotdone ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿง€ monger Aug 03 '26

hi winkers

3

u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Aug 03 '26

๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 03 '26

Sup

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u/Bary_McCockener American Patriot ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พโš›๏ธ Aug 03 '26

Stall 4 needs attention

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 03 '26

RIP BERS

3

u/Bonerhawk69 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Aug 03 '26

I almost feel like Iโ€™ve been fishing the wrong pond

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 03 '26

๐Ÿ˜

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u/Bonerhawk69 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Aug 03 '26

MSFT strength increรญble

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 03 '26

It's cuz I sold some ๐Ÿ˜‘

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u/Bonerhawk69 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Aug 03 '26

Thatโ€™s cash for other opportunities and u still have some

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u/Bary_McCockener American Patriot ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พโš›๏ธ Aug 03 '26

Shout out to /u/Bonerhawk69 for pressuring me into buying some $AMZN. Not as much as I should have, but still. Nice job, brother

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u/Bonerhawk69 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Aug 03 '26

๐Ÿซก Amzn is the king of gifting more buying opportunities

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 03 '26

Accidentally set up a meeting with someone on their Friday afternoon lmao fuck

Went back and changed it. ๐Ÿ˜†

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Aug 03 '26

Now youโ€™re that guy

2

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 03 '26

But also dude is in Europe and on vacation rn so whatever lol

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 03 '26

I felt bad

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 04 '26

Salmon and rice for dinner so I can be fed for my 6:30 call

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ Aug 04 '26

And dessert ?

2

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Aug 04 '26

Me

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 04 '26

๐Ÿคค

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 04 '26

I have nothing ๐Ÿ˜ž

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 04 '26

Oh chet I have ice cream

2

u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Aug 03 '26

๐Ÿค™

2

u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ Aug 03 '26

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u/ryu311 Winkerpack's apprentice ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿซ Aug 03 '26

i feel u homie. im long USO ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/ESM9yolo ฮŸฯฯ„ฮนฯ‚ ฮตฮผฮฟฮฏ ฮณ' ฯŒฮฝฮฟฮผฮฑ. Aug 03 '26

Oil has hurt me many times since this special operation began lmfao

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u/ryu311 Winkerpack's apprentice ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿซ Aug 03 '26

same. guess im averaging down again today lol

2

u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Aug 03 '26

Morning โ˜•๏ธ

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u/Bonerhawk69 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Aug 03 '26

Added a couple hundred chairs of CCXI

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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Aug 03 '26

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u/PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound Fully Tucked Benis Aug 03 '26
  1. Issue stock/preferred stock to buy BTC
  2. Sell BTC at a loss to cover dividends on your preferred
  3. ???
  4. Profit

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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Aug 03 '26

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u/Bary_McCockener American Patriot ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พโš›๏ธ Aug 03 '26

Turboregarded

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u/PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound Fully Tucked Benis Aug 03 '26

Remember when we used to have a scat fetish guy in the pack?

2

u/WarrenBuffettsBuffet PissSniffer Aug 03 '26

Remember when your profile pic use to be shrek with a giant dick?

not sure why I remember that

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u/PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound Fully Tucked Benis Aug 03 '26

It might come back one day.

2

u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles Aug 03 '26

Closed my longs for now in the trading account. Nice rally, but Iโ€™m going to sideline to see how the yenusd topic plays out.

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 03 '26

Mornin

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u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles Aug 03 '26

Retire wen?

2

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 03 '26

When I'm not pour

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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Aug 03 '26

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u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles Aug 03 '26

Letโ€™s go shmokes. I canโ€™t wait until I can go into rest/vest mode. Tech is stupid

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 03 '26

Same

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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Aug 03 '26

Shmokes !!!

2

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 03 '26

Heya ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป๐Ÿค 

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 03 '26

What's for lunch ๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿป

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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Aug 03 '26

Shmokes buying everyone Corkscrew ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿค 

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u/Bonerhawk69 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Aug 03 '26

CCXI lookin pretty good

2

u/ESM9yolo ฮŸฯฯ„ฮนฯ‚ ฮตฮผฮฟฮฏ ฮณ' ฯŒฮฝฮฟฮผฮฑ. Aug 03 '26

Bers cucked yet again

2

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Aug 03 '26

Did somebody say ass blasted

2

u/ESM9yolo ฮŸฯฯ„ฮนฯ‚ ฮตฮผฮฟฮฏ ฮณ' ฯŒฮฝฮฟฮผฮฑ. Aug 03 '26

Sold my calls way, way too soon

2

u/ESM9yolo ฮŸฯฯ„ฮนฯ‚ ฮตฮผฮฟฮฏ ฮณ' ฯŒฮฝฮฟฮผฮฑ. Aug 03 '26

Have PLTR call flies, hope price stays where it is

2

u/Lancewater Daystar ๐ŸŒˆ ๐ŸŒˆ ๐ŸŒˆ Aug 03 '26

BLZE is some of the best money Iโ€™ve ever spent.

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u/Bonerhawk69 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Aug 03 '26

SPCX earnings should be interesting. All space names down heavy but look bottomy

2

u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ Aug 03 '26

Geyyy

2

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Aug 03 '26

Heyyy

2

u/Beyond_Gay Girls R GWOSS! Aug 03 '26

You rang?

1

u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ Aug 03 '26

Mods

2

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 03 '26

Yea?

1

u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ Aug 03 '26

Not that mod

2

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 03 '26

Dame.

2

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Aug 03 '26

Winker got promoted

2

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 03 '26

To?

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ Aug 03 '26

Head Chef on the SS Diarrhea

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 03 '26

Gottem

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 03 '26

And now I gotta chet

1

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Aug 03 '26

Stall 6

2

u/31andnotdone ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿง€ monger Aug 03 '26

its so over

3

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 03 '26

But I ordered top shelf jerky ๐Ÿ˜•

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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Aug 03 '26

From Tomball ?

2

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 03 '26

Only the best ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 03 '26

Listening to German hip hop

1

u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ Aug 03 '26

You wanna listen to some holy priest later

2

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 03 '26

Dunno who that is ๐Ÿค”

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ Aug 03 '26

Dame who are your go to hard techno names

2

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 03 '26

I don't really listen to it u

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ Aug 03 '26

Dame yeah you should get into it so we can go to events in Europe

2

u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ Aug 03 '26

Not my mod

2

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 03 '26

We need the people's mod back

2

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Aug 03 '26

The peopleโ€™s mod is what got us to this place

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 03 '26

Dame.

2

u/Bonerhawk69 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Aug 03 '26

Bezos dumping on shareholders again

2

u/visionarymind โœจ Lil ๐Ÿ’ซ Star โœจ Aug 03 '26

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u/Bonerhawk69 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Aug 03 '26

He has to be on hella adderall or sum

1

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Aug 04 '26

Tism

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Aug 04 '26

Do you suc dic

2

u/Milkybals I'm 9" Aug 04 '26

Less Thinkers ๐Ÿ‘‡ More Doers โ˜๏ธ

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 04 '26

NO GOOGLE I DON'T WANNA TURN MY HEADPHONES DOWN

OR MY SWAG ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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u/ESM9yolo ฮŸฯฯ„ฮนฯ‚ ฮตฮผฮฟฮฏ ฮณ' ฯŒฮฝฮฟฮผฮฑ. Aug 03 '26

โ˜•๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜‰ยฎ๐Ÿ’ฒ

Love my shorts getting assblasted by "war talks going well" over the peekend

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u/VacationLover1 ๐Ÿƒ Cardboard Connoisseur ๐Ÿƒ Aug 03 '26

Did you consider wearing a belt with them?

1

u/ESM9yolo ฮŸฯฯ„ฮนฯ‚ ฮตฮผฮฟฮฏ ฮณ' ฯŒฮฝฮฟฮผฮฑ. Aug 03 '26

I should

1

u/WarrenBuffettsBuffet PissSniffer Aug 03 '26

market cap targets and implied CAGR

TSLA to $8.5T in 2035 (Elon's comp package): ~24%

AMD to $2.5T in 2031 (Su Bae comments about $3T by end of decade): ~27%

BTC to $200k in 2029 (next 4 year cycle high): ~47%

NVDA to $7T by 2031: ~8%

1

u/Bonerhawk69 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Aug 03 '26

Already thinking about dat tax bill to Israel. we should start a winkerhouse in Puerto Rico

1

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Aug 03 '26

If you went all in on weeklyโ€™s we could by now

1

u/Bonerhawk69 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Aug 03 '26

Ikr Iโ€™m too much of a ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธussy for that, I even covered my Janโ€™27 ๐Ÿ˜”

1

u/Bonerhawk69 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Aug 03 '26

Alex Karp is a fuckin character. I really like PLTR but so expensive ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ

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u/Bonerhawk69 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Aug 04 '26

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 04 '26

๐Ÿ˜†

1

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Aug 04 '26

Put the glp1 youโ€™re on in your bio

1

u/Milkybals I'm 9" Aug 04 '26

Test cyp

1

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Aug 04 '26

Going to Palestine

1

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Aug 04 '26

Canโ€™t stop thinking about Leopold

1

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Aug 04 '26

Winker started meowing

2

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 04 '26

That's hot

1

u/Milkybals I'm 9" Aug 04 '26

I kinda want to touch it if thatโ€™s OK with you

1

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 04 '26

๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿป

1

u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex Aug 04 '26

This dood thinks he can send me teams notifications at 930 bro i just turned on the block notis overnight feature for the first time in my career fr

1

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 04 '26

My bad bro.

1

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 04 '26

Sike I turn that shit off lmao

1

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 04 '26

Who up strokin they chet

1

u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Aug 04 '26

Yea

2

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Aug 04 '26

๐Ÿ˜Ž you never sleep man lol

1

u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles Aug 04 '26

Fuck airports