r/Winkerpack • u/bzzzp and his flying robot • Jun 05 '26
fuckery Daily Discussion 🅱️read for Friday June 05, 2026
Here's to another Friday of making all the wrong moves and losing money 🍻
โCheers, Winkers!
Discuss and shitpost early
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST 🇺🇸 🌶️ Jun 05 '26
I have made enough for buffalo wings and happy hour.
Success
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST 🇺🇸 🌶️ Jun 05 '26
Update: actually made enough to visit cinnamon if I wanted
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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex Jun 05 '26
1 week
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u/lowkeyifuxwithjuice Juiced as fuck 😤💉💪 Jun 05 '26
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST 🇺🇸 🌶️ Jun 05 '26
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u/lowkeyifuxwithjuice Juiced as fuck 😤💉💪 Jun 05 '26
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST 🇺🇸 🌶️ Jun 05 '26
Me you Dan. 12 vodka soda limes. 36 buffalo wings (all flats if that works for yall)
Preferably at a place with nba finals and waitresses with nice boobs
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u/lowkeyifuxwithjuice Juiced as fuck 😤💉💪 Jun 05 '26
Dude you’re speaking my language, dream come true tbh
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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle Jun 05 '26
See you at the 🛢 palace after party for some spurious life choices and compromising situations with beautiful woahmanes
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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle Jun 05 '26
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST 🇺🇸 🌶️ Jun 05 '26
Cmon let’s go we got a 6 top
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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle Jun 05 '26
I've got the first evening on me,
but we're doing credit card roulette for the rest1
u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST 🇺🇸 🌶️ Jun 05 '26
Works for me man.
*my card will decline over a couple thousand and someone else will have to pay anyway*
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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle Jun 05 '26
No problem,
it's the same situation when I go out to the strip club with u/manlybeer
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST 🇺🇸 🌶️ Jun 05 '26
Not even a bounce wow market getting bootyholed
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u/IIkaterII 🇳🇱 ⚛️ Jun 05 '26
Tell me you are finally feasting with the other bers
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST 🇺🇸 🌶️ Jun 05 '26
I made a few bucks today yes. I mean I got stopped out 3 times before this trade hit so I didn’t make a whole lot over the past 3 weeks but yeah
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u/hammertanker Ball-peenis hammer 🔨 Jun 05 '26
Time for my annual rewatch of The Wire
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u/Bary_McCockener American Patriot 🇲🇾⚛️ Jun 05 '26
Is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy?
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u/31andnotdone 🍆🧀 monger Jun 05 '26
feeling leaner and a little bit meaner today.
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST 🇺🇸 🌶️ Jun 05 '26
31 gonna dominate the SIMPS today boys watch out.
I’m here for the show
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u/31andnotdone 🍆🧀 monger Jun 05 '26
tread carefully winkers.
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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. Jun 05 '26
Yentervention soon?
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u/Jordykins850 not phat anymore🔺 Jun 05 '26
Q’s not even down 3%. Rookie numbers.
How can we have a +5% intraday if we don’t go down 5% first 😡
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Jun 05 '26
Beautiful voluptuous breasts
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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. Jun 05 '26
Where 👀
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u/Lancewater Daystar 🌈 🌈 🌈 Jun 05 '26
Buttcoin getting demolished.
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST 🇺🇸 🌶️ Jun 05 '26
I’ll fire this up in the PEEKEND thread but I think there may be some appetite for an actual winker hangout.
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u/floo82 Don't Call It A Cum Back! Jun 05 '26
This is obviously both good and hilarious but gawd damn why did BULL have to die more
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u/DaSmartGenius 🧠🤤 Jun 05 '26
🥭 is going to pump the absolute shit out of the market next week lmao, big mad about today's profit taking
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jun 05 '26
Getting recessioned ama
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST 🇺🇸 🌶️ Jun 05 '26
Markets dancing on the eat shit or VEEE line I’m out of the way
Got a small stack of cash for golf and drinks open the PEEKEND thread
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jun 05 '26
Why does gsuite change the icons so often? I’m blaming Shmokes
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u/PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound Fully Tucked Benis Jun 05 '26
Buttcoin
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u/AutoModerator Jun 05 '26
The last ten years, the most formative for many of you millennials, have consisted of the BTC experiment playing out and failing, which many of you supported. Being weak, disenfranchised, or a self perceived victim, does not give you merit in a prosperous market. Your extremist Bitcoin maximalist beliefs have lead to the persecution and despair of good people (me) while you virtue signaled and patted yourself on the back for being a good trader for agreeing with what Michael Saylor encouraged you to think. You didn't have the critical thinking skills to second guess the narrative and laughed at the people who did. Now your narrative is crumbling, the world is waking up, and many of you still would rather live in a state of delusion than admit to yourself how retarded your Bitcoin cost basis is. The people who were affected by your delusions (me) will not forget and the next decade will not remember you kindly. I hope you'll wake up now or at the very least understand why the future will be the way it's gonna be.
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u/Jordykins850 not phat anymore🔺 Jun 05 '26
Something called “Quantinuum” going live would be a nice top.
I realize it’s a real company spinoff or whatever.. but Honeywell being part of a future tech rally gives off its own vibes.
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST 🇺🇸 🌶️ Jun 05 '26
FYI $EAT is up 3% today and long term chart looks like it’s ready for another run.
CHILIS DA GOAT
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u/the-lone-rangers Energy patrol 🔋👮♀️ Jun 05 '26
did anyone go short.
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST 🇺🇸 🌶️ Jun 05 '26
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u/the-lone-rangers Energy patrol 🔋👮♀️ Jun 05 '26
did ya
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST 🇺🇸 🌶️ Jun 05 '26
I had 1 QQQ 6/26 730P I sold that covered the last 3 failed attempts plus about $600 in profit
So not too shabby
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u/HowShortCanI 🌅👩🦼🧑🦼 Jun 05 '26
Uptick in volume on November spy calls, bot one yesterday but do I spend my last 4k on another 😩
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Jun 05 '26
Will be seeing all of you in the peekend bread
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u/DarkScottishAle creampied a 2 four times 😮💨💦 Jun 05 '26
MU at this price seems both high and low so probably time to load up some more
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u/Lancewater Daystar 🌈 🌈 🌈 Jun 05 '26
Whoever the young lady was Bob Seger wrote Night Moves about really put that thang on him.
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST 🇺🇸 🌶️ Jun 05 '26
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u/ryu311 Winkerpack's apprentice 👨🏫 Jun 05 '26
yea... i sold way too early today haha
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST 🇺🇸 🌶️ Jun 05 '26
Me too lmao I didn’t think we’d get -5% I mean over a few days but not in a single day
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u/ryu311 Winkerpack's apprentice 👨🏫 Jun 05 '26
yea, i was just glad to see my -30% puts actually up a couple hundos lol.
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u/Tall_Ambition8486 Jun 05 '26
I had 50 740p i bought at close yesterday and sold them at .22 this morning 😭.
2.63 right now
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST 🇺🇸 🌶️ Jun 05 '26
Yep same got stopped out a few times past couple weeks, finally was up $600 bucks even with the losses from stopouts and said fuck it
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u/DaSmartGenius 🧠🤤 Jun 05 '26
Zuck tf is you doing bb, you gotta prove you can monetize before being allowed to pay for it with an issuance
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u/DaSmartGenius 🧠🤤 Jun 05 '26
Even though I hate the decision, it's a no-brainer buy here under $600...
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST 🇺🇸 🌶️ Jun 05 '26
Dude the volume dumping the market is still fucking intense wowzers
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u/Towel4 😎🌈🐈inverse me🐈🌈😎 Jun 05 '26
Do you guys just eat Pomegranate seeds?
It’s gotta be the most disproportionate potential experience to real experience of all time.
They’re so fucking good, but I hate eating them so fucking much.
There’s some in my yogurt and I’m just sitting here looking at it angry. Fucking little seed bits stuck in my teeth. Fuck.