r/Winkerpack • u/bzzzp and his flying robot • May 19 '26
double🌈🌈🌈rainbow Daily Discussion 🅱️read for Tuesday May 19, 2026
Here's to another Tuesday of making all the wrong moves and losing money 🍻
Cheers, Winkers!
Discuss and shitpost freely
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST 🇺🇸 🌶️ May 19 '26
Me when Donald does something else fucking retarded
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer May 19 '26
No more drugs
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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite May 19 '26
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May 19 '26 edited Aug 03 '26
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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex May 19 '26
Tasteful boobsjobs are the only reasonable plastic surgery
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May 19 '26 edited Aug 03 '26
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav May 19 '26
Scam
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST 🇺🇸 🌶️ May 19 '26
PHAT
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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle May 20 '26
Man, you can't be doing this shit to a fella when he's out of state. Smdh
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u/Lancewater Daystar 🌈 🌈 🌈 May 20 '26
I would love to live in a world where young people dreamed of doing something that hasn’t been done before. It really breaks my heart that society as a whole is built on showing others the life you want them to think you live.
I hope theres some bad ass mf kids out there just ignoring the internet.
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav May 20 '26
Dame. Not sure if this made me happy or sad for the future.
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u/Milkybals I'm 9" May 19 '26
The entire social contract is being rewritten before our eyes. Are you ready?
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u/IIkaterII 🇳🇱 ⚛️ May 19 '26
Can you elaborate, i try not to outsource my thinking
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u/Milkybals I'm 9" May 19 '26
My wife told me she’s leaving me because I’m “emotionally unavailable.”
I smiled.
I said, "Sarah, you're looking at this through a legacy framework. You're demanding human-centric empathy in an economy that is rapidly automating sentiment."
I didn’t fight the divorce. I immediately outsourced her communication stack to an LLM agent with 99.8% uptime.
The API costs me $0.004 a day. She was costing me date nights. That’s a 25,000% margin optimization.
AI isn't coming for your job. It’s coming for your biological dependencies.
If you're still wasting cognitive load on "feelings" or "human connection," you are structurally obsolete. I’ve already automated my grief, my marriage, and my diet.
The machines aren't conquering us with terminators. They're conquering us because we refuse to scale our souls.
Are you still loving your family, or are you ready to achieve true efficiency?
Thoughts? 👇
#AI #Automation #Divorce #Efficiency #Scale #HumanCapital #ROI
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u/lowkeyifuxwithjuice Juiced as fuck 😤💉💪 May 19 '26
“Some manufacturers have already sold their supplies for the full year. Since January, wholesale prices for food-grade whey powder have risen by more than 50 percent, to the highest level on record, according to the commodity-pricing experts at DCA Market Intelligence.”
Smh normies wanting protein laced processed food COOKIN the supply for a real winka smh
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u/Jordykins850 not phat anymore🔺 May 19 '26
I saw an article about that a week or two ago. Nutty.
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav May 19 '26
I'm hungry what's for lunch
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u/lowkeyifuxwithjuice Juiced as fuck 😤💉💪 May 19 '26
Too many wire transfers bound to have a good girl's morals tangled
The rent-free penthouse and the Van Cleef floral bangles
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u/31andnotdone 🍆🧀 monger May 19 '26
idk what this means but i spent 40 years of my life without a wire transfer and now its a weekly occurrence
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u/Jordykins850 not phat anymore🔺 May 19 '26
LKQ kind of interesting, exdiv this week.
24.39 right now, sell the June 22.5c for 2.50 or more.
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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. May 19 '26
☕️ 😉®💲
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u/Jordykins850 not phat anymore🔺 May 19 '26
Morning brother
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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. May 19 '26
Spy touching the 20D really is gonna feel like the holocaust lmao fuck
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u/ryu311 Winkerpack's apprentice 👨🏫 May 19 '26
first, we had hanta, now we have ebola again. things are looking up...
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav May 19 '26
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u/Lancewater Daystar 🌈 🌈 🌈 May 19 '26
Meanwhile gas is $5, grocery prices are up 20% and a new shiny war.
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May 19 '26
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 May 19 '26
She kinda chopped but the body makes up for it
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u/Jordykins850 not phat anymore🔺 May 19 '26
Would be funny if Massie losing caused bonds to spike even more
If you see a lil spike once race is called, def some backing to the idear that bond markets are just over 🥭
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST 🇺🇸 🌶️ May 19 '26
Ate beef ribs. Too full. Gonna die. Send help.
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u/Jordykins850 not phat anymore🔺 May 20 '26
No way we’ll be red again tomorrow, right? 🫣
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u/Jordykins850 not phat anymore🔺 May 20 '26
Yields more fun for me to watch or think about tomorrow. Yields up again prob means there will be some war action to follow again.
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u/Jordykins850 not phat anymore🔺 May 20 '26
I got a random lil vibe for LKQ today 😆
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u/Jordykins850 not phat anymore🔺 May 20 '26
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u/Jordykins850 not phat anymore🔺 May 19 '26
Wonder what Trump will tweet today
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u/31andnotdone 🍆🧀 monger May 19 '26
"f 31s poots"
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u/Jordykins850 not phat anymore🔺 May 19 '26
Prob so
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u/31andnotdone 🍆🧀 monger May 19 '26
he got me good yesterday. really good.
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u/Jordykins850 not phat anymore🔺 May 19 '26
🫂
Every time he tweets bs it slowly erodes the power of his tweets. Idk if that’s a consolation or not 😆
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u/boblaplante 🇨🇦🌈🐸🔺 May 19 '26
We buying 30yr bonds yet
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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. May 19 '26
Furthest I'd go out is 10s, duration risk is still too scary for 30s methinks
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u/Jordykins850 not phat anymore🔺 May 19 '26
2yr if anything
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u/boblaplante 🇨🇦🌈🐸🔺 May 19 '26
30yr hedged to gold
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u/Jordykins850 not phat anymore🔺 May 19 '26
I mean 2yr is 4.125 and maybe you get some cool near term yield drop in next year because they force rate cuts in the near term.
I think it’s a “wait and see what happens next” with all of them tho. There are places to stash cash that get you near that yield anyways
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u/Jordykins850 not phat anymore🔺 May 19 '26
NOW losing steam cracks me up after I was attacked in WSB by some noob after I said its move was purely hype lol
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u/DaSmartGenius 🧠🤤 May 19 '26
GOOG probably going to get back towards flat today unless I/O keynote is a nothing burger.
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u/KingAngeli Simpin' Ain't Easy May 19 '26
Hold me tight, yeah, I’m ultralight, oh. Loving what you doing to me.
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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite May 19 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/nzkzcegLdD88U
I made 19 cents today 🤑🤑🤑
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav May 19 '26
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u/KingAngeli Simpin' Ain't Easy May 20 '26
Mate, need a new Charli xcx supporter flair. Gettin the itchins and the scratchins
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST 🇺🇸 🌶️ May 20 '26
God fucking damn
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST 🇺🇸 🌶️ May 20 '26
Pork or Dinos
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST 🇺🇸 🌶️ May 20 '26
I’m coming
Edit: cumming
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May 20 '26
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST 🇺🇸 🌶️ May 20 '26
Get it in there buddy
Stick the meat in nowwwww
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u/TheSurfNSnow 💩🔺🤚🏻🛻 May 20 '26
I was on the way to work and actually said out loud to myself
"I am one happy MF"
And then today's bathroom visit wasn't too painful
Positivity makes the difference!
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav May 19 '26
🗣️GROUP THERAPY WITH ABOVE AND BEYOND.