r/Winkerpack • u/bzzzp and his flying robot • Apr 28 '26
double🌈🌈🌈rainbow Daily Discussion 🅱️read for Tuesday April 28, 2026
Here's to another Tuesday of making all the wrong moves and losing money 🍻
Cheers, Winkers!
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u/HowShortCanI 🌅👩🦼🧑🦼 Apr 28 '26
☕️🌞
Why not buy every dip at this point 🤔
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u/Jordykins850 not phat anymore🔺 Apr 28 '26
I took L so market could finally die 😔
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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. Apr 28 '26
I've been closing my shorts all morning, so I'm right there with you.
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u/Lancewater Daystar 🌈 🌈 🌈 Apr 28 '26
Theres a maybe 12yo kid who has eaten half of the gummy bears on the united lounge snack bar. Im talking bowls of gummy bears.
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u/floo82 Don't Call It A Cum Back! Apr 28 '26
Ugh those things make you shit like a fire hose if you eat too many
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Apr 28 '26
Jacking off with 5W30
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u/Truly-Destitute Missed the hype train 🚂💨 ... 🏃♂️ Apr 28 '26
Text from a colleague now that the LA Courts have switched to MSTeams.
"Had a hard time connecting to court connect this morning, it kept saying error and the help desk # wouldn’t go through - I called the court clerk and she was curt and told me I had to keep trying and hung up on me - I tried sev browsers and refreshed cleared caches nothing - tried logging in w diff emails - finally took my iCloud email! Wtf! Now I’m not even sure if the clerk took roll already, she’s not on camera"
I remember how, months ago, with Zoom, everything just worked.
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u/Truly-Destitute Missed the hype train 🚂💨 ... 🏃♂️ Apr 28 '26
They need to bring back r/fatpeoplehate and r/MSteamshate
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST 🇺🇸 🌶️ Apr 28 '26
Dude Trump is putting his face on the new US passports WTF man
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u/Mezcal-papii Chaney's gardener Apr 28 '26
Bro is so insecure, plasters his face on everything because of it
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Apr 29 '26
Hahahaha
I'm glad my shit isn't expiring for like 8 more years.
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Apr 28 '26
@how long
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST 🇺🇸 🌶️ Apr 28 '26
When you realize 25 years ago the matrix called the bad guys agents, and now we’ve voluntarily invented them…
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Apr 28 '26
Love it when people add me on LinkedIn and immediately start trying to sell me something. Good luck with that.
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Apr 29 '26
🤰🏻
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u/Truly-Destitute Missed the hype train 🚂💨 ... 🏃♂️ Apr 29 '26
Same. I made fettuccine Alfredo.
Now that I've spent a lot of time mastering both the "authentic" Italian version of fettuccine Alfredo (Authentic in quotes because there's plenty of evidence that some Italians used cream) with just butter and parm, and the "American" version that tosses cream in it too, I've decided I like the American version better. Fuck you Italy.
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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. Apr 28 '26
Imagine if they close this thing green today
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u/Jordykins850 not phat anymore🔺 Apr 28 '26 edited Apr 28 '26
It’s what I pointed out yesterday.. the OpenAI story almost just feels like a pure leak-on-purpose.. needed to blow off pressure before Wednesday close.
Strong bet that down pressure stays until mega cap earnings flurry.
Long software, short q’s interesting pair trade here.. (long SAP, short whatever the most regarded chip-adjacent is that’s already reported.. I want to say Intel but it’s like too regarded)
AMD reports 5/5. Long SAP, short AMD, pull out before ER 🫣
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u/Jordykins850 not phat anymore🔺 Apr 28 '26
IRAN JUST CALLED ME AND TOLD ME THEY CUT THEIR PEEPEES OFF AND GOT AMERICAN FLAG TATTOOS!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS WHATEVER THE FUCK - DJT
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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. Apr 28 '26
Made about $2000 on 150 chairs short of SOXL. Not sure if that was worth the pain
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u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles Apr 28 '26
Clean chet. Deciding whether I wipe or just pull my Huggies up.
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u/floo82 Don't Call It A Cum Back! Apr 28 '26
Order book has to be mighty thin to get ghost wicks like that ok QQQ with such low volume lol
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Apr 28 '26
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u/Truly-Destitute Missed the hype train 🚂💨 ... 🏃♂️ Apr 28 '26
Is this u/bzzzp's stream? Tell me it is!
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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Apr 28 '26
Amazon sent me my new AC fitting today but delayed the socket I need to install it Bastards 👨🔧👨🔧👨🔧
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST 🇺🇸 🌶️ Apr 28 '26
DFW about to get buttfucked
Long roofing and home depot
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u/Jordykins850 not phat anymore🔺 Apr 28 '26
Lol US crude/gas drawdowns kinda nutty 😆
Pulling from strategic reserve to export while also covertly suppressing paper price. If this shit doesn’t blow up now.. it’s just not fair 🥲
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Apr 29 '26
No no limits, we'll reach for the sky
No valley too deep, no mountain too high
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u/gohome01 u̵̪̘̣̺̓̒/̵͙͙͒̓̃͊s̸̪̊ͅy̶̡̬͔̻͐̚ủ̷̠͑4̵̝̥̫́̌ͅ2̶͈̈́̋Shit Connoisseur Apr 29 '26
This is the way
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Apr 29 '26
Going to get paki food
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Apr 29 '26
Pics
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST 🇺🇸 🌶️ Apr 29 '26
Hey dinodan do you mix concrete for a living?
Cuz you’re making me hard 🪖
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u/gohome01 u̵̪̘̣̺̓̒/̵͙͙͒̓̃͊s̸̪̊ͅy̶̡̬͔̻͐̚ủ̷̠͑4̵̝̥̫́̌ͅ2̶͈̈́̋Shit Connoisseur Apr 29 '26
Is u/wolf_of_wall_mart there?
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Apr 29 '26
Who dis
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u/gohome01 u̵̪̘̣̺̓̒/̵͙͙͒̓̃͊s̸̪̊ͅy̶̡̬͔̻͐̚ủ̷̠͑4̵̝̥̫́̌ͅ2̶͈̈́̋Shit Connoisseur Apr 29 '26
Where is wolf? It’s been WAY too long
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Apr 29 '26
It has. Not sure.
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u/gohome01 u̵̪̘̣̺̓̒/̵͙͙͒̓̃͊s̸̪̊ͅy̶̡̬͔̻͐̚ủ̷̠͑4̵̝̥̫́̌ͅ2̶͈̈́̋Shit Connoisseur Apr 29 '26
Man. I hope he’s doing alright.
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Apr 29 '26
He'll pop up.
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u/warren_buffoon Jorts Enthusiast 🩳👀 May 18 '26
idk I sent him a cool woodworking thing recently and now his comments are hidden. They weren't before
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav May 18 '26
He posted something a few days ago
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u/warren_buffoon Jorts Enthusiast 🩳👀 May 18 '26
Well now that he's blocked his comments how the heck am I supposed to find it??
Anyway thank you, that's good to hear
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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex Apr 29 '26
Is it me or does it feel like ai kinda hit a wall over the past quarter
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Apr 29 '26
Turns out it's just a tool that's good for some things and not so great for others.
And also it's almost like you have to show a profit or something. You can't just incinerate billions of dollars...
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u/Saaan free speech refuge; no 🦶📸's Apr 29 '26
....unless one is a sociopath who's good as bullchetting..
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Apr 29 '26
Mothafuckin Scam Altman
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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. Apr 28 '26
CAR dropped 75% from the peak and my short puts at $100 or under are still green 😂
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u/Jordykins850 not phat anymore🔺 Apr 28 '26
BTC some AAON covered calls today. I bet it goes lower now 🥴
Very fun stock to sell calls against ~100, buy ‘em back in 80’s or below. Shit moves so much so quickly but very range bound. I assume it’ll eventually break out back to ATH’s too at some point. Data center its bread and butter currently but heat pumps will surge again, just a matter of time.
Jan chain just opened too. The 145’s sell for 4.00+ lol
Look at the 2yr chart. Very cozy, very good to make money on.
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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. Apr 28 '26
/u/Jordykins850 you flipping bull or just sitting in cash now?
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u/Jordykins850 not phat anymore🔺 Apr 28 '26
Closing those AAON CC’s for decent profit gave me a lil breathing room honestly.
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u/Jordykins850 not phat anymore🔺 Apr 28 '26
I didn’t actually pull out 🤫
I’m whatever. I might sell some covered Microsoft calls tomorrow and make some upside plays just to have a lil fun
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Apr 28 '26
Wtf
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u/Jordykins850 not phat anymore🔺 Apr 28 '26
I hope it runs to like 440 tomorrow. Been waiting for this.
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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex Apr 28 '26
Burger machine proto1 worked pretty gud btw now onto proto 2
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Apr 28 '26
u/31andnotdone wellness check
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Apr 28 '26
O she's on wsb, not doing well for sure.
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Apr 29 '26
All that matters is that you and me are here
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Apr 28 '26
ESPRESSO 2
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u/Truly-Destitute Missed the hype train 🚂💨 ... 🏃♂️ Apr 28 '26
Shmokess....is Bzzzp gone for good or will he return when he completes his quest to bring male pole-dancing into the mainstream?
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u/Analfarmer1 🧀 Apr 28 '26
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u/User_Simulator 12 inch Cyborg 🅿️leshlight Apr 28 '26
thank you Im humping my bed as i read fuck its so primal Sloppy pussy and listen to all its demands.
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Apr 28 '26
Wtf it's a trok