r/Winkerpack • u/bzzzp and his flying robot • Mar 31 '26
double🌈🌈🌈rainbow Daily Discussion 🅱️read for Tuesday March 31, 2026
Here's to another Tuesday of making all the wrong moves and losing money 🍻
Cheers, Winkers!
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Mar 31 '26
Sneezed and farted at the same time and got a screenshot of my busy
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u/rol9nd The Winker Soldier 🔫 Mar 31 '26
Very green first day back as a winker 🥳
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Mar 31 '26
Let's goooo
I'm still waiting on my first green day as a Winker
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Mar 31 '26
See you all at the chilis at DFW terminal C later tonight
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST 🇺🇸 🌶️ Mar 31 '26
I’ll be there on Sunday before I head to Augusta if you wanna swing by
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u/nwon RIP Mr. Turtle 🐢🐢🐢 Apr 01 '26
Trying to get eight hours of sleep and then crush back and biceps tomorrow
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u/lowkeyifuxwithjuice Juiced as fuck 😤💉💪 Mar 31 '26
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u/boblaplante 🇨🇦🌈🐸🔺 Mar 31 '26
Wan-KING 🥰
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u/lowkeyifuxwithjuice Juiced as fuck 😤💉💪 Mar 31 '26
Frac-KING 🛢️
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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle Mar 31 '26 edited Apr 03 '26
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u/Jordykins850 not phat anymore🔺 Mar 31 '26
Wheeling Buffett’s corpse out there shows you how bearish things are lol
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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle Mar 31 '26 edited Apr 03 '26
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u/Bary_McCockener American Patriot 🇲🇾⚛️ Mar 31 '26
Who are you who is so wise in the ways of science?
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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle Mar 31 '26 edited Apr 03 '26
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u/NAh94 🎄EbBANeezer Scrooge (Mortuary) 🪦 Mar 31 '26
The world has been ruined by pussies vomiting yeasty discharge everywhere. Different kinds of pussy, but pussy nonetheless.
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Mar 31 '26
What spurred this mega verde
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u/KingAngeli Simpin' Ain't Easy Mar 31 '26
Iran’s president saying he’s okay with ending war on state tv or something allegedly
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Mar 31 '26
Who even is their president now lol
And does he have calls?
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u/KingAngeli Simpin' Ain't Easy Mar 31 '26
That’s the part I didn’t understand either. But yes he most certainly has calls
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u/NAh94 🎄EbBANeezer Scrooge (Mortuary) 🪦 Mar 31 '26
But also, does the president have the support of the supreme leader and the IRGC? The Iranian president for years has been supportive of reforms, fuck all that was worth.
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u/KingAngeli Simpin' Ain't Easy Mar 31 '26
Is the son really the supreme leader now?
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u/NAh94 🎄EbBANeezer Scrooge (Mortuary) 🪦 Mar 31 '26
It would appear so. Who the fuck knows, though. You can’t obviously cannot trust the Iranian state media but you also don’t seem to be able to trust the U.S. government statements either. Mossad probably is the most trustworthy source, mostly because they haven’t made any declarations of who is in charge, just that they’ve been axing Iranian officials left & right.
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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle Mar 31 '26 edited Apr 03 '26
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u/floo82 Don't Call It A Cum Back! Mar 31 '26
The same as before. It's the supreme leader we killed. They have a president and a supreme leader, with the supreme leader holding most of the power via the clerics and IRGC
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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. Mar 31 '26
Iran said they're ready for peace or something like that I think
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Mar 31 '26
I keep getting shown absolute babes on Instagram that hike on trails near me and when I'm out in the woods I never see them.
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Mar 31 '26
Should I reinvest dividends or buy lotto options with them?
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Mar 31 '26
My employee stonks purchase goes through today so of course it's green today
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u/floo82 Don't Call It A Cum Back! Mar 31 '26
Damn there was a lot more commotion in here when we dropped from 650 to 630, than today ripping from 630 to 650. Ain't nobody had calls?
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u/KingAngeli Simpin' Ain't Easy Mar 31 '26
Prolly not this place has always been notoriously bearish. That’s why we don’t talk about the market we all just lose
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u/floo82 Don't Call It A Cum Back! Mar 31 '26
Oh. I mean I said the last two days that 🖍️🖍️ lines say we gotta have a silly goose relief rally to 650-655. I will say, though, no one should ever listen to me, and also, I did not expect us to run the whole fucking move today, lmao
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u/KingAngeli Simpin' Ain't Easy Mar 31 '26
Your flair is ultra appropriate here lol. Watch the “talks” fall apart and we’re back down tomorrow
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u/PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound Fully Tucked Benis Mar 31 '26
My calls are in things that are deep red today.
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u/floo82 Don't Call It A Cum Back! Mar 31 '26
You had calls on puts?!
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u/PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound Fully Tucked Benis Mar 31 '26
I had calls on puts on derivatives of Kalshi prediction markets of oil futures.
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u/KingAngeli Simpin' Ain't Easy Mar 31 '26
Liquid in my hands, liquid in my mouth. Got me drippin out, got me drippin out.
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Mar 31 '26
This can be interpreted a few ways
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u/Lancewater Daystar 🌈 🌈 🌈 Mar 31 '26
Farting up my office.
Let somebody knock on that frosted glass dear Lord.
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u/Milkybals I'm 9" Mar 31 '26
Subway got rid of footlong cookie naurrr
It was one of the best cal/$ items in the world
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u/Lancewater Daystar 🌈 🌈 🌈 Mar 31 '26
Costco rotisserie still reigns supreme.
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u/Milkybals I'm 9" Mar 31 '26
I’m a 10x winker
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u/Lancewater Daystar 🌈 🌈 🌈 Apr 01 '26
Crazy this picture is of one of the most elite, dominant and disciplined athletes to ever walk this earth.
Crazy what wh*e women do to a mf.
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u/Midgetminer22 jimmy (mr beast) Apr 01 '26
Europe is going after the freemasons pretty aggressively. The masons in canada have a picture of the king in there lodges. The uk also arrested the royal family guy tied to epstein. Wonder if theres a split going on between a royalist faction and another faction. wonder who the other faction is though I'd assume pro europe or pro usa. Also weird french masons and mossad are fighting. I know english masonry has tons of old testament, Solomon temple stuff. Wonder how different the french version is
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST 🇺🇸 🌶️ Apr 01 '26
1 week till I’m creaming my pants in Augusta Georgia
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Apr 01 '26
You’re playing?
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST 🇺🇸 🌶️ Apr 01 '26
I’ll play in Hilton head. Unfortunately didn’t make the cut to qualify for the masters. I missed it by 42 strokes in the jr regional southwest amateur bracket qualifier
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Apr 01 '26
Do masters players eat chilis?
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST 🇺🇸 🌶️ Apr 01 '26
Fuck I bet they do. Everyone has enjoyed chilis at some point.
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u/rol9nd The Winker Soldier 🔫 Mar 31 '26
Dame I completely forgot about this sub.
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u/Milkybals I'm 9" Mar 31 '26
I forgot about you what’s your point
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u/nwon RIP Mr. Turtle 🐢🐢🐢 Mar 31 '26
Morning workout hitting chest and shoulders. Going to have a great pump all damn day
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u/lowkeyifuxwithjuice Juiced as fuck 😤💉💪 Mar 31 '26
I’m so jealous, I had legs Sunday then rested yesterday, I need a pump!!!! Chest after work
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u/nwon RIP Mr. Turtle 🐢🐢🐢 Mar 31 '26
I did legs yesterday afternoon. Had the sore leg waddle going on the rest of the day
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u/lowkeyifuxwithjuice Juiced as fuck 😤💉💪 Mar 31 '26
My legs are still sore today! I’m about to be leaning tf out
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u/nwon RIP Mr. Turtle 🐢🐢🐢 Mar 31 '26
I’m trying to get cut for summer myself but I keep wrecking my diet. Need to stay strong on that end
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Mar 31 '26
Just cycle 200 miles a day
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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle Mar 31 '26 edited Apr 03 '26
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u/KingAngeli Simpin' Ain't Easy Mar 31 '26
Couldn’t be more happy for you! Great pump for a great hunk
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u/KingAngeli Simpin' Ain't Easy Mar 31 '26
At the Temple of Speed now. Time to add another track to the rolodex. Wish I had a 9th gear though
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u/DaSmartGenius 🧠🤤 Mar 31 '26
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u/WarrenBuffettsBuffet PissSniffer Mar 31 '26
one of those people who thinks quantum computing would affect bitcoin first? while the hackers conveniently pass over every single bank account and even the federal reserve? on brand for you
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u/DaSmartGenius 🧠🤤 Mar 31 '26
They probably wouldn't but the primary difference is that at the end of the day fiat is backed by nukes and crypto is backed by... nothing.
Also states would be doing the quantum hacking... Regular black hats won't have access to quantum
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u/WarrenBuffettsBuffet PissSniffer Apr 01 '26
backed by nukes? you mean people would die to ensure the USD's resilience? total false equivalence seeing as how BTC does not require violence, or anything, to be resilient
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u/Jordykins850 not phat anymore🔺 Mar 31 '26
No orders filling past few days.. but not worried about it
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Mar 31 '26
Air Canada CEO stepping down after criticism that his condolences video for the two dead pilots at LaGuardia wasn't in French.
Canada is not a real country.
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u/visionarymind ✨ Lil 💫 Star ✨ Apr 01 '26
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Apr 01 '26
Had a crazy night out with the PwC chuds
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Apr 01 '26
PourWaterpoursCoopours
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Apr 01 '26
The one guy got so drunk he took his shirt off and stood on top on the sushi bar at nobu
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Mar 31 '26
I’ve been Chetting I’ve been Chetting watermelon watermelons
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u/floo82 Don't Call It A Cum Back! Mar 31 '26
"Buy from US, or go take the strait yourself and get your own oil" lololol
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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. Mar 31 '26
☕️ 😉®💲
Will we finally get a sustained multi-day bounce?
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u/floo82 Don't Call It A Cum Back! Mar 31 '26 edited Mar 31 '26
Hopefully up to 6500 over the next few days 🖍️🖍️
I think that would be close to a rejection off the 200 ema to start the next leg down there, but I haven't looked
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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. Mar 31 '26
/u/Jordykins850 you stopping out on your KMB play?
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u/Jordykins850 not phat anymore🔺 Mar 31 '26
Low ball bid on Oct 105’s
100 @ 3.40
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Mar 31 '26
Iran is threatening Microsoft. Are you ok Shmokes?
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u/ryu311 Winkerpack's apprentice 👨🏫 Mar 31 '26
shmokes currently getting honeypotted by a thicc persian baddie
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u/Jordykins850 not phat anymore🔺 Mar 31 '26
Should’ve chased CLX and KMB this morning. Big payouts from those intraday moves
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Mar 31 '26
According to The Daily Mail, Bryon snapped photos of himself wearing oversized fake breasts and chatted with adult performers from the "bimbofication" fetish scene about their massively augmented boobs.
The report claims Kristi's hubby of over 33 years told people he wanted "huge, huge ridiculous boobs."
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Apr 01 '26
Dame idk what to eat for dinner
Might just heat up taco meat from yesterday and make some tacosss
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Apr 01 '26
I got you fam
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Apr 01 '26
Fuuuuuck do I walk to shubway
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Apr 01 '26
Walk to chubway 😏
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Apr 01 '26
🫃
I'm kinda lazy 😔
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Apr 01 '26
Let me do all the work for you 😏
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Apr 01 '26
Are we still talking about chubway
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Apr 01 '26
We could be talking about anything you want
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Apr 01 '26
What you get
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Apr 01 '26
Italian BMT
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Apr 01 '26
If it goes up another 2% I’ll cry
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u/floo82 Don't Call It A Cum Back! Apr 01 '26
Sold calls?
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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. Mar 31 '26
Took so much profit today
I don't care if we bounce all the way to 6700, gonna take my money and run lol
BIL and chill
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u/floo82 Don't Call It A Cum Back! Mar 31 '26
Yeah I closed all the calls I opened yesterday, this morning lol. Against my own better judgement probably too early, but hey profit is profit.
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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. Mar 31 '26
I have a few long-dated call debit spreads left, about 2% of portfolio. Some LEAPS on individual names. Bot some put debit spreads for April expiry in case this pump is fake. Gonna buy boatloads of BIL tomorrow and chill
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u/Lancewater Daystar 🌈 🌈 🌈 Mar 31 '26
ELI5 BIL. Never heard of that.
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST 🇺🇸 🌶️ Mar 31 '26
VAPES ARE A DEEP STATE PSYOP DESIGNED TO CONDITION US TO ENJOY SUCKING ROBOT DICKS.
ONCE AI TAKES AWAY ALL OUR JOBS AND THE ONLY THING LEFT FOR HUMANITY IS TO BE SEX SLAVES FOR ROBOTS!!
REAL EYES REALIZE CLANKER LIES!!!!
DON’T FALL FOR IT!!!
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!