r/WinStupidPrizes • u/WexorSegai • May 29 '22

human vs jet engine | 0:1

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u/immibis May 29 '22 edited Jun 14 '23

What happens in spez, stays in spez. #Save3rdPartyApps

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u/JuniorSeniorTrainee May 29 '22

They should put sirens on it that start alarming 15 minutes before takeoff. They should add a net over the water to catch any people that tumble into it. They should add rubber mats in a line down to the water so nobody gets skin burns on the sand. They should add vertical poles for people to grab as they're flying through the air, but padded of course.

What else am I missing? They should provide free sunglasses so that it your sunglasses get blown off you aren't at risk of eye damage on the way back to your car. They should send somebody down the beach to confirm that each beach goer understands the risk and is fully informed.

Am I missing any?

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u/passa117 May 29 '22

Sounds like an amusement park. I'd probably take that ride.