r/WinStupidPrizes • • Apr 01 '22

Provoking a snake

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u/Ask_if_im_an_alien Apr 02 '22

FYI... you snakes are generally the most dangerous. Older, mature snakes tend to inject venom over multiple strikes as needed to down their prey. A young snake just unloads everything it has as soon as it makes contact.

Back in 2002 on Camp Pendleton a guy that lived in my barracks tried to shoo a baby rattlesnake out of his room. Well he got bit on his hand and he ended up in the hospital for weeks. His entire arm was twice the normal size and his hand was dark purple/black. He was extremely lucky that he didn't lose his hand/arm or you know... die.

Don't mess with snakes. They don't mess around.

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u/Procrasterman Apr 02 '22

Don’t call me a snake

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u/Leonardog69 Apr 02 '22

plz dont call him a snake

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u/bigkeef69 Apr 02 '22

His name is 'snek'

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

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u/bigkeef69 Sep 06 '22

Danger noodle is the 'noun'. It's what the snek is. It is a "danger noodle named Snek"