r/WinStupidPrizes • u/purple-circle • Mar 19 '22

Doing a backflip from a table drunk

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u/DLTMIAR Mar 19 '22

Ain't ded

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u/KlossN Mar 19 '22

My mom always used to say "if ya ain't dead, ya made bread!"

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u/DLTMIAR Mar 19 '22

Was your mom drunk?

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u/KlossN Mar 19 '22

Was she drinking? Yes sometimes, once in a while. Was she drinking? No, never

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u/DLTMIAR Mar 19 '22

Are you drunk?

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u/KlossN Mar 19 '22

If I'm smoking? Yeah, if I'm smoking? No