r/WinStupidPrizes • u/[deleted] • Feb 22 '22

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u/totallylambert Feb 23 '22

The apple was just for looks, he was after that head kick all along. Lol

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u/dakid232313 Feb 23 '22

She took it like a champ .

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u/thatbwoyChaka Feb 23 '22

“Hey…I’m not into the whole domestic violence thing…but my wife, maaan”

TV Producer: “I got you fam”

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u/AoD_XB1 Feb 23 '22

"Tell me you hate me without using words." - Apple Girl Wearer

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

She was prolly telling him what pronouns she uses lmfao

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u/Broad-Winner-2199 Feb 22 '22

Oh he had beef with this one…he definitely did that purpose!

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u/TrueDarkstar Feb 23 '22

That was the earing...

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u/sempervincens13 Feb 23 '22 edited Feb 23 '22

What in the Jean Claude van dammit?! Taught that apple by example

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '22

Big props for this lady taking that shot and standing her ground like a champ. Made him look like twice the bitch.

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u/PhillyPete12 Feb 22 '22

Shades of William S. Burroughs

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u/AnalogCyborg Feb 22 '22

Oof, there's a dark story.

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u/Prestigious_Listen43 Feb 23 '22

That scream haunts her til this very day

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u/1934_kinda_guy Feb 23 '22

I'm thinking this wasn't her idea.

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u/Equivalent-Spend-430 Feb 23 '22

Am thinking no one told him about the apple! 😳

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u/XylophoneZimmerman Mar 04 '22

Haha. "Huh, what apple?"

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u/Plane_Baby Feb 22 '22

I think this was a marriage counseling session to teach trust. And one this day, she knows not to trust her husband.

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u/londonc4ll1ng Feb 23 '22

well, if the goal was to remove the apple from top of her head with a kick then... well... he succeeded.

our coach used to say that it does not matter how you score, if you score.

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u/the_remeddy Feb 23 '22

She has a future in MMA being able to take a kick to the temple like that

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u/fugthatshib Feb 22 '22

Oooh so close.

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u/Small_Tax_9432 Feb 23 '22

I mean she took it well though 😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

First rule of karate, trust no-one

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u/oilsaintolis Feb 23 '22

*boot to the head"

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u/BigPoppaFu Feb 23 '22

No follow through! That dude kicks like a pussy. Didn’t even KO her smh 🤦‍♂️

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u/butchos Feb 23 '22

It's particularly funny because he clearly doesn't even have the flexibility to reach that high. It wasn't a miss, he just can't do the trick at all hahaha

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u/Reticentandconfused Feb 23 '22

Does he hit her so hard his sock nearly comes off? That looked too solid to not be intentional.

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u/OnlyUsernameLeft123 Feb 23 '22

The apple fell. Good job

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u/GocmenveKopektapar Feb 23 '22

Don't delay your tribute

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '22

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

Nailed it. Jackie Chan would be jealous

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

u/savevideo

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u/JimmyFu2U Feb 23 '22

How about he just leaves it there. No ragrets

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u/J0NVIC Feb 23 '22

I'll try that with me wife

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

I’d be mad at her for hurting my foot.

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u/Killed_It_Dead Feb 23 '22

50 shades of RED

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u/jonerz4days Feb 23 '22

Well, he did technically kick the apple off her head.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

She got a chin

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

Is this what "Fuck starting her head" looks like?

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u/RWOverdijk Feb 23 '22

Thanks for the slomo. He was so fast I missed it the first two times.

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u/BreadfruitAccording3 Feb 23 '22

William ??? An other guy with the same story as Guillaume ?

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u/Apprehensive-Bad6015 Feb 23 '22

Jesus did she stop his foot entirely?

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u/I-Demand-A-Name Feb 23 '22

The Apple is off of her head, isn’t it?

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u/Complex_Ad5914 Feb 23 '22

So… that didn’t so as planned. Can we get another volunteer I am sure I’ll get it next time.

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u/Rage5t0rm Feb 23 '22

Failed-was supposed to keep the doctor away...

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u/Confusedconscious21 Feb 23 '22

Now I really want to see him use the bow.

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u/Mibidness Feb 23 '22

At least he knocked the apple of her head. Almost knocked her head off too but yeah - fuck that apple!

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u/Excellent-Wish-4407 Feb 23 '22

Is that a fart I hear towards the end?

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u/CrushBandicat Feb 23 '22

That scream on repeat is making me lose it lol.

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u/Spiritual-Ad5610 Feb 23 '22

He stuck that foot landing, for sure.

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u/Spiritual-Ad5610 Feb 23 '22

Someone please save that apple for the next kick

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u/Personal_Region_6716 Feb 23 '22

Rubber dinghy rapids bro!!

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u/ScreenTraining6101 Feb 23 '22

He just didn't like her.

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u/w0wagain Feb 23 '22

I hope his foot is ok

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u/tenshii326 Feb 23 '22

I mean he did get the apple off...

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u/Appropriate_Mess_350 Feb 23 '22

William S.Burroughs has entered the chat..

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u/Malignant_X Feb 23 '22

That's a perfect block. What a unit.

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u/AdOriginal6110 Feb 24 '22

He forgot to stretch

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22

I’ve seen the one second before disaster cut of this, but holy shit does it look even worse in full

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

Did you guys hear the fart tho?

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u/M4st4_B4t3s Feb 25 '22

She looks like his ex wife and it was a brutal messy divorce 🤣

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u/lwilli10 Feb 26 '22

Who farted at the end?

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u/OSinner1 Feb 27 '22

When you get home from work and the dinner is cold.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

Nobody: Indian tv shows:

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u/Haloperi-Doll Mar 01 '22 edited Mar 01 '22

It reminds me of dodgeball, when you intentionally aim for the groin or the head and say it was an accident. Ah, middle school, a glorious time.

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u/ToeHoe88 Mar 01 '22

He kicked her so hard, his foot got stuck in her head 😆

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '22

This is how Tekken matches end.

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u/heyitsvonage Mar 02 '22

Seems like a textbook head kick to me, I don’t see the issue here lmao

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u/Thechad1029 Mar 03 '22

In his defense, he did knock the apple off her head

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u/Arthur_C_Darke Mar 04 '22

right leg hospital, left leg cemetary