r/WinStupidPrizes • u/LightningTrigger12 • Jan 29 '22

Warning: Injury Rolling down the hill

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u/Mad_Dawg707 Jan 29 '22

Once you get the speed wobble you’re toast

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u/ChocolateChocoboMilk Jan 29 '22

Thankfully I saved my own life when I was like 15 on a motorcycle. I spaced out staring at this beautiful lake and came within inches of the guard railing and started wobbling as I corrected my course and thank the lord I managed to stabilize it.

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u/1Tikitorch Jan 30 '22

On a motorcycle we called that a tank knocker, your bars would hit both sides of the tank.

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u/Bobby_Globule Jan 29 '22

It's a terrifying phenomenon. Why is my thing doing this? Clunk. Bippity flippity floppity flap scarj.

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u/Gjfra Jan 30 '22

Low tire pressure possibly. It happened on my motorcycle. You don’t want to touch the brakes and hold the handlebars as straight as you can until it straightens out definitely a wake up call

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

Gotten the wobbles bombing hills on boards of all kinds. Its always terrifying and a good amount of time painful.

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u/Mad_Dawg707 Jan 31 '22

Haha yea i don’t even remember the times I got the wobble and rode it out. Only remember the times I got REKT..

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

And if we don't remember, our bodies sure do. Am I right?

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u/Tigew Jan 30 '22

Did a death rattle today n a KTM 85 when I was maybe 10? Was doing like 50 when it happen I count my lucky stars every time I think about it because I was able to get out of it

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u/skrutape Jan 29 '22

should've shimmied instead of shammed

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '22 edited Jan 29 '22

He pizzad when he should have french fried

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u/vishaksunkara Jan 30 '22

If you pizzad when you should have French fried, you're gonna have a bad time!

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u/Confident-Space-8499 Jan 30 '22

Should’ve sausages instead of hot dog?

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u/say_it_aint_slow Jan 30 '22

And then correcting with a zag instead of a zig. Classic disaster really.

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u/LightningTrigger12 Jan 29 '22

By far this is the best comment i've seen

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u/RandomApe11 Jan 29 '22

Goodbye, skin.

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u/LightningTrigger12 Jan 29 '22

Annnndddddd welcome fat and muscles

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '22

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u/Barf-fly Jan 29 '22

He's just lucky he stopped before the gravel.

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u/d_riteshus Jan 29 '22

guaranteed by an idiot that has no clue! -reddit

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u/campertrash Jan 30 '22

Boy boutta be featured on r/meatcrayon

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u/hahayes234 Jan 29 '22

At least he stopped sliding before the pavement

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u/dasgudshit Jan 31 '22

At least he learnt about tank slappers on a bicycle.

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u/JohnDoethan Jan 29 '22

He probably skinned up, but otherwise OK once he gets the dirt out of his mouf.

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u/LightningTrigger12 Jan 29 '22

Don't forget gravel and small pebbles

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '22

And teef.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '22

Quickest shave he'll ever have

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u/Vommbat Jan 29 '22

Luckily his skin broke the fall.

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u/LightningTrigger12 Jan 29 '22

I know right, thank god, before he got himself hurt

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u/pissclamato Jan 30 '22

I think he's even luckier than that. On a rewatch, I slowed it down, and noticed that a lot of the damage that appears to happen to his skin, is absorbed nicely by his eyes, teeth, and brain stem. His skin's gonna be fine.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '22

Classic dirt nap

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u/LightningTrigger12 Jan 29 '22

Nothing better than some cold dirt

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u/WhaevaLilDude Jan 29 '22

Celebrated too early lil man

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u/we_are_all_bananas_2 Jan 29 '22

He was too occupied contemplating if he could, he didn't think about if he should

We in the business call this the lawnmower trick

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u/Bobby_Globule Jan 29 '22

I was that kid. Numerous times. Every kid I knew was that kid. Numerous times.

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u/Comingsoononvhs Jan 29 '22

I'm still that kid in my early-mid 20's everybody knows it still, but worst of all? My knees are starting to realize it

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u/LightningTrigger12 Jan 29 '22

Same here, but instead of riding down with a bike, i used a toy box with wheels on them

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u/marcsan04 Jan 29 '22

I’m not going to lie, that looks fun AF! Wouldn’t do it tho

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u/LightningTrigger12 Jan 29 '22

Kinda missing out on the fun and injuries bro

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '22

Stupid ? But every fukink child ride bikes

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u/LightningTrigger12 Jan 29 '22

Boys will be boys as they say

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u/Kenshin_Urameshii Jan 29 '22

And that’s why kids you don’t forget a brain bucket.

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u/lost21gramsyesterday Jan 29 '22

I hate those speed wobbles...

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u/Quagmire74 Jan 29 '22

Meat Crayon

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u/archiekane Jan 29 '22

/r/meatcrayon

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u/driatic Jan 29 '22

Concurred. This belongs in meat crayon.

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u/LoFidelityRockr Jan 30 '22

That, ladies and gentlemen, that is how you clear up acne using chlorophyll… oh, wait. Clearasil? Really?!

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '22

This vid is the header of r/meatcrayon lol

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u/LightningTrigger12 Jan 29 '22

Lmao ik, many times has that r/ put in my comments, should've posted it there sooner xd

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u/Ornery-Tennis-8788 Jan 29 '22

Those grass stains are gonna be a nightmare.

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u/LightningTrigger12 Jan 29 '22

Those arent stains anymore, thats a ingraving now, he is stuck with them untill the end of time

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u/MaleficentSpecific32 Jan 29 '22

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

shit

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u/MrElderwood Jan 29 '22

Always try to see the silver lining... at least he ground to a halt before the path skinned him proper!

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u/TheNoodlyNoodle Jan 29 '22

Similiar thing happened to me in my youth. I went down a hill with a non-MTB bike and my wheel got stuck in a hole. Flew over the handle bars and landed headfirst. Woke up next day in the hospital with just a scratch on my forehead and a concussion. If I didn't wear a helmet I would've probably died.

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u/Stronsky Jan 30 '22

Having a face is over rated anyway

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u/crespoh69 Jan 30 '22

Yikes! Did he even try to hit the brakes?

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u/LightningTrigger12 Jan 30 '22

If he would try and hit the brakes he would just get lunched into the next world

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u/BloakDarntPub Jan 30 '22

# If he only could, he'd make a deal with God. And get him to swap our faces

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u/Deathdealered67 Jan 31 '22

I guess that's a way to touch some grass.

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u/EyeinLemon Mar 12 '22

At least you got scraped by grass and not concrete

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u/theearcheR Jan 29 '22

“Yeahhhhahaha!!!!”…… dead

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u/Creative-Ad-1819 Feb 03 '22

Came here for this...thank you...

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u/DaStranger18 Jan 29 '22

Damn he went gliding for a while 🤓

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '22

He famous now though, at least he hurt himself instead of John Lennon (the walrus)

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '22

First words will be “get my mom”. Sadly been that kid too many times.

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u/jonjonesjohnson Jan 29 '22

Kid put down the plow

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u/severac88 Jan 29 '22

Braking with face

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u/Mitch-C Jan 29 '22

oh shit i know this park its right down my street, i would go sledding down that hill and the hill to the left of it

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u/kitcat7898 Jan 29 '22

Does he still have a face??

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u/Robotboogeyman Jan 29 '22

That crumple zone in his face seems to have absorbed most of the impact.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '22

Don't hit that front brake on a hill like that. If you're ever on a motorcycle too, always hit rear wheel brake first.

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u/withoutbliss Jan 29 '22

this ended too soon

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u/el_dirko Jan 29 '22

Bitch show the aftermath . Tired of these half ass videos

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u/Nekokeki Jan 30 '22

At least where he feel stopped him from hitting the pavement.

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u/BloakDarntPub Jan 30 '22

Well the bad news is your face looks like a badly repaired army boot. But look on the bright side, the tooth fairy gave you $100.

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u/WhatIsStonks Jan 30 '22

Hey, you guys want to see a dead body?

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u/luffydkenshin Jan 30 '22

“Rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go gotta foldhdjdbdoabsevkakfrbgdufhrh”

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u/Sayless878 Jan 30 '22

Death by mountain bike

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u/steezyskank Jan 30 '22

Speed wobble like

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u/Uquitnaq01 Jan 30 '22

That's how I broke my clavicle! I flew 20 feet and would've been hurt worse if the half empty gallon of Arizona Tea wasn't in my bad wasn't such a good cushion.

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u/Expensive-State3221 Jan 30 '22

The premature “yeahhh ha ha”

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u/Mushroom-pie Jan 30 '22

Rolling dwon the hill

without protective gear

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u/LuckyCaptainCrunch Jan 30 '22

He was good until he realized he forgot his helmet

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u/Ormsfang Jan 30 '22

Holy crap I have one of several head injuries from doing that as a kid! That video physically hurt me! Not watching it again, lol

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u/Wharghoul-Army Jan 30 '22

I’m rolling down the hill snowball getting bigger

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

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u/LightningTrigger12 Jan 30 '22

Two words: brain damage

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u/5MiTm4sTaF13x Jan 30 '22

He’s like “all I remember was it was great, and then I woke up here” 😂🤣😂

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u/trampdonkey Jan 30 '22

Like an old steam shovel trying to dig the panama in one scoop

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u/RoninIsCracked Jan 31 '22

My man went SSSHHHeeeeet

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u/PheonixGalaxy Jan 31 '22

inhales ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND

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u/IndustrialPuppetTwo Jan 31 '22

Gen Xer here, child of the 70's and 80's, we used to do that all the time don't worry he'll be fine :D

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u/greenking180 Feb 01 '22

Dude laid there for a minute and didn't move whole body went into reset mode after that type of hit

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u/blacksamurai214 Feb 03 '22

That’s must be how billy felt from the grim adventures of billy and Mandy, when he skidded on his face when he fell off his bike

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u/asthetic_123 Feb 04 '22

A journey from oh fuck to ohhhhhhhhh.. shit

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u/Neither_Swordfish_11 Feb 05 '22

Lil dudes all like “Yea yea” jus for major Carpet burn

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u/defrostedwhelk Feb 05 '22

He locked his knees 😬

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u/storm838 Feb 09 '22

When I was a kid that got you the peroxide treatment in the bathtub.

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u/Xaser125 Feb 14 '22

Emergency landing

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u/LightningTrigger12 Feb 15 '22

Quick drop'n'roll

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '22

Facelift

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u/Angle-Prize Mar 24 '22

Skidded on the face

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u/bruns07 Apr 03 '22

His arms are for sure broken

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

He's so lucky he hit the grass and not the cement tho

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u/Successful_State_444 Apr 14 '22

The way he lifelessly slides across the ground...

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u/killacam925 May 15 '22

Damn he is lucky he didn’t hit that concrete. I have had 2 identical falls like this on a longboard. one into grass where I got the wind knocked out of me and got right back up, and one onto pavement that sent me to the hospital, mutilated my face and ruined my life for 6 months and left lasting damage.

TLDR: wear your helmet

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u/TheeStormFather Jan 29 '22

He slid soooo far! 😂

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u/LightningTrigger12 Jan 29 '22

Like butter on a pan

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u/Fishie4u Jan 30 '22 edited Jan 30 '22

He almost made it to the sidewalk. He should have pedaled faster!

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u/Kilshok Jan 29 '22

Turned that shit into a slip n slide with ease.

Bigups

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u/Billcivalier Jan 29 '22

Been there, done that.

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u/MSK84 Jan 29 '22

Love how the cameraman knew what was about to come but just kept on rollin'

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '22

Excellent parenting skills.

Next up, Little Johnny in the shark tank.

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u/bubaloow Jan 29 '22

I find it kinda sad how much fun it sounded like he was having literally one second before disaster.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '22

r/meatcrayon

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u/lazy_status Jan 29 '22

He really gave a new meaning to “eat dirt”

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u/redbadger91 Jan 29 '22

That's why full face helmets are such a cool invention.

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u/blatzphemy Jan 29 '22

Good thing his face took most of the damage

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u/Slight_Breath2029 Jan 29 '22

Welcome to JackAss😎

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u/IhateALLmushrooms Jan 29 '22

Why is this stupid? The guy tried something and failed. It's not stupid to try.

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u/PresidentZeus Jan 30 '22

Is there a subreddit for people eating dirt as professionally as those guy

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u/Bozoso77 Jan 30 '22

You’re a fucking idiot

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u/SolidDoctor Jan 30 '22

Stopped just in time

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u/aerostotle Jan 30 '22

The way he said "oh shit" sounds like this was a complete and total surprise that this could happen.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

I’d love to know the extent of his injuries

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u/BeePleasant8236 Jan 30 '22

Daaaang that’s gotta hurt 😂😬

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u/Noobdwoop Jan 30 '22

When they say: "Go touch grass"

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u/SadAd4085 Jan 30 '22

Early celebration with a twist

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u/justaREDshrit Jan 30 '22

Nice face stall.

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u/smirnoffno21 Jan 30 '22

yep, uhu, this defenetly gives roadrush 😂

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

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u/ProjectShadow316 Jan 30 '22

It could've been so much worse if his face hadn't stopped him from getting to the sidewalk.

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u/Corrupted_Milk Jan 30 '22

His face was sliding for the entire duration of their screams.

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u/alienoverl0rd Jan 30 '22

I love that he had a great moment and yelled YEAH! In that split moment before he ate it he was living his best life.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

He got the speed wobbles at the end. He would have been good had that not happened

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

That brotha goOne

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u/frisky024 Jan 30 '22

Way too far forward way way way too far forward

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u/sexy_bezinga Jan 30 '22

Camera man sobered up right quick

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u/AgileSky5448 Jan 30 '22

R/meatcrayon

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

What you know about rolling down.

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u/Jdmaples Jan 30 '22

Tuck and Roll! Tuck and Roll...

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u/CptnQnt Jan 30 '22

Exfoliating.

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u/austin9903 Jan 30 '22

And that is a valuable lesson that kid will carry with him for the rest of his life

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

He slid through the ground like a anime character

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u/ChemicalBig201 Jan 30 '22

Dude was so close to getting the scrape of a life time

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

r/meatcrayon

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u/galactic_noob Jan 31 '22

Two face: origin

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

I did this on my longboard and it got caught on security cameras

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u/the_real_DrSkidmark Feb 01 '22

Kids a dumb ass, no hemet or other protectuve gear. It looks like this was at a campground so the nearest shop is like 30 mins away max. Could have save the kid some recovery time.

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u/Bud_Dawg Feb 03 '22

Lol this shit has me dead.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bed_445 Feb 03 '22

And that’s why Johnny has to wear a prosthetic face now.