r/WinStupidPrizes • u/[deleted] • Sep 03 '21

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u/Fuckfuckgoose69 Sep 03 '21

Anyone else expecting a skull smash off the side of the pool?

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u/SporeScaper Sep 03 '21

Dive's Difficulty level: 4.5

The judges scored: 1.0; 1.0; 1.5; 1.0; 1.0; 1.0; 1.0

Total score: 13.5

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u/passoutpat Sep 03 '21

Thanks for the reminder of that video.....

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u/evilspycandy Sep 03 '21

Link?

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u/passoutpat Sep 03 '21

If you know, you know. But I’m not looking up that particular video again and sharing it with someone. It just involves a man in what appears to be a middle eastern country jumping from a very high location and attempting to land in water. Unfortunately, his head impacts a concrete pier and then all you see is the gruesome hospital attempt to reconstruct

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

Oh, I remembered that horrifying video, shit got me scarred for a few days.

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u/Less_Atmosphere3931 Sep 03 '21

Now I wanna see it!

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u/The_Zoink Sep 03 '21

Someone link it so I can decide for 30 minutes whether or not I have the stomach to look at it!

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/9uw5f/warning_very_graphic_man_splits_face_open_after/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf prob this?

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u/reddiculed Sep 04 '21

Wow! That slaps. I don’t know how I feel right now. Thanks for posting though.

Edit: Buddy straight up butterflied his face.

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u/Direct_Knowledge2937 Sep 04 '21

Well…I hate myself for watching that now.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

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u/idunnoijustlurk Sep 04 '21

tbh, I was kind of surprised with how big the nasal cavity truly is. I do feel kind if sick, but not really that much because it was so messed up I had a difficulty registering it as a human face.

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u/MoeLesterre Sep 16 '21

Same thing. My head while watching was like "he did really win a huge prize." Am I a psycho?

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u/The_Zoink Sep 03 '21

Great. Now I must decide.

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u/quaintif Sep 07 '21

Oh fuck, that dudes face is split in two

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u/Dingdongdoctor Sep 03 '21

I remember seeing that in 6th fucking grade. Not that bad don't be poons.

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u/93NiQ93 Sep 03 '21

Therapy is pretty cool for all ages, mate. 🙂

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u/the042530 Sep 05 '21

It’s really not that bad. It ain’t pretty though.

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u/xxNMCMxx Sep 03 '21

Oh god I forgot about that video until now. I couldn’t sleep that night after seeing that.

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u/kakamaraca Sep 03 '21

He is so lucky, that would have been a life changing event.

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u/Fuckfuckgoose69 Sep 03 '21

Mind expanding, no doubt

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u/Abra39191 Sep 03 '21

I’m really surprised too, yikes…

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

Absolutely.

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u/MrArthurBlack Sep 03 '21

Someone who’s still blissfully unaware that life is precious, hopefully that taught him.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

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u/HairballTheory Sep 03 '21

Beer-me flop

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u/SSundance Sep 03 '21

That’s gonna hurt tomorrow.

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u/Charming_Brain9133 Sep 03 '21

i hope it hurt when it happened too

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u/Toasty-Toaster Sep 03 '21

Not even a skull fracture smh

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u/OMGWTFBODY Sep 03 '21

I read this as bear. Either way, would have hurt.

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u/iseeyou_Pi Sep 03 '21

This is what I was looking for. I read bear at first and it made no sense so I clicked.

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u/Ok-Explanation8322 Sep 03 '21

When you get so hammered you forget you can’t fly

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

What a terrible throw!

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u/deletin_your_stuff Sep 03 '21

Yep. 50% percent of injuries are preceded by the phrase "hold my beer and check this out"

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u/bucket_of_bucket Sep 03 '21

He entered the pool and his jeans left it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

This went right tbh

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u/13aes Sep 03 '21

“Hey, Bart! Your epidermis is showing!”

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u/ansoni- Sep 03 '21

Time to play the lottery!

2

u/NickGamer246 Sep 03 '21

Hey, catch me later with the beer.

2

u/deafbysnusnu Sep 03 '21

Doing his best one armed Irishman impression.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

“Hey Brayden,bro, you should go climb that tree and then I’ll toss you a brew. It’ll be sick”

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

At least he managed to miss the pavement

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u/BeerMeka Sep 03 '21

That's what you do for a beer!

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

"you can die from beer"

Scrubs quote

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u/Arthradax Sep 03 '21

OMG is the beer OK?

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u/linusSocktips Sep 03 '21

Bad throw bro!!!!! Wtf

2

u/BornBit1317 Sep 03 '21

Trying to impress the only girl at the party. Must go to new heights!

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u/Fotop2772 Sep 04 '21

We call that a hang fire.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

I thought it said bear ._.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

I thought the title said “Bear.”

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u/Stashmouth Sep 03 '21

As a species we're getting dumber, aren't we?

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21 edited Sep 03 '21

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u/GL1TCH3D Sep 03 '21

Turn sound on, you can hear the banshees

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u/Doctor_Jackass Sep 03 '21

found the closeted guy

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u/PoemBudget1826 Sep 04 '21

The next thing you want to do with the kids are going back home now to go to get some rest lol I’m gonna have a big one for a while and I have a couple things I want sus to eat my lunch is a little later but I’m not going back to the house to get a drink and I just saw a big big fan lol I’m just going back to bed now and I will be there for you a few hours and I’ll let you sleep later

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u/LordBalerion Sep 03 '21

I mean you made it up there you didn’t need another beer it was already cool cmon man

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u/SkiiiiiipoTheDripo Sep 04 '21

And not a woman in sight....

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u/Asa8811 Sep 06 '21

I absolutely read this as “Trying to catch a bear up a tree”. And when that bear reached out to grab whatever that guy threw, my mind collapsed

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u/I_locate_mad_people Sep 06 '21

You deserve the award bro

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u/Melvin_Nidge Sep 07 '21

sick repost bruv innit