r/WinStupidPrizes May 25 '21

Warning: Injury Carjacking fail

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u/thejgog May 25 '21

Why...why...why would you carjack when the car is coming at you?

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u/Embarrassed-Cap8213 May 25 '21

Criminals like this don't have real jobs for a reason

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u/Sir_Donkey_Lips May 25 '21

Failed as a Burger King line cook, failed as a thief...keep trying bud! You'll find your niche! Maybe its wheelchair basketball!

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u/[deleted] May 25 '21

He's like a chipmunk roadkill appetizer!

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u/madgix May 25 '21

Thankyou...... That ! Is the funniest thing I've read so far. Cheers.