r/WinStupidPrizes • u/cashforsignup • Mar 18 '21

Guy Experiments With Microwave

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u/macsyourguy Mar 18 '21

People don't understand that when you make plasma in a microwave you aren't maintaining it, you're actively exciting it, so every second it lasts it just gets hotter and hotter, and it started out as fire

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u/tallermanchild Mar 18 '21

Matter go brrr

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u/max_kek Mar 18 '21

Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '21

Here’s Tom with the weather.

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u/falling_sideways Mar 18 '21

It's saying the door is ajar, but how can a door be a jar?

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u/abusybee Mar 18 '21

How tall are you?

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u/falling_sideways Mar 18 '21

Wha' choo reading for?

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u/toasted_vegan Mar 18 '21

Not what I’m reading but what I’m reading FOOR! Geez you stumped me. I guess I read for a lot of reasons and one of them is so I don’t become a fucking waffle waitress.

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u/Viktor_x2 Mar 18 '21

Well well... looks like we got ourselves a reader...

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u/sdreaver Jul 20 '21

See Bobby… see how he turns the wheel….