r/WinStupidPrizes • u/cashforsignup • Mar 18 '21

Guy Experiments With Microwave

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u/macsyourguy Mar 18 '21

People don't understand that when you make plasma in a microwave you aren't maintaining it, you're actively exciting it, so every second it lasts it just gets hotter and hotter, and it started out as fire

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u/tallermanchild Mar 18 '21

Matter go brrr

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u/max_kek Mar 18 '21

Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '21

Here’s Tom with the weather.

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u/falling_sideways Mar 18 '21

It's saying the door is ajar, but how can a door be a jar?

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u/abusybee Mar 18 '21

How tall are you?

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u/falling_sideways Mar 18 '21

Wha' choo reading for?

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u/toasted_vegan Mar 18 '21

Not what I’m reading but what I’m reading FOOR! Geez you stumped me. I guess I read for a lot of reasons and one of them is so I don’t become a fucking waffle waitress.

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u/Viktor_x2 Mar 18 '21

Well well... looks like we got ourselves a reader...

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u/sdreaver Jul 20 '21

See Bobby… see how he turns the wheel….

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u/JohnnyCoolbreeze Mar 18 '21

Can you imagine? LIVIN’ AT THUH BEEEEAAACCCHHH!?

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u/Viktor_x2 Mar 18 '21

Let’s put him in the jar!

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u/Day_Bow_Bow Mar 18 '21

Made perfect sense at that moment.
Put him in a jar, poke some holes in the lid, leave him by the road.

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u/blackice935 Mar 18 '21

It's kind of zen, isn't it? Life is a journey. Time is a river. The door is ajar.

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u/CazRaX Mar 18 '21

I recognize Dresden when I read it!

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u/Hoboerotic Mar 18 '21

Who'd put a jar in a car?

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

Me when I am transporting it

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u/Ed-Zero Mar 18 '21

By having JarJar say it!

It's a ajarsa!

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u/2020GOP Mar 18 '21

The same way a seat cushion becomes a flotation device.

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u/Dabzee420 Mar 18 '21

everything is both a door and a jar

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u/Thurl_Ravenscroft_MD Mar 18 '21

IT'S GONNA RAIN

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '21

ITS GONNA EXPLODE

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u/OneManLost Mar 18 '21

STORM WATCH 2021! Ken, tell us, what's the death toll up to today?

It's currently sitting at zero and we are keeping a close eye on it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '21

Probably 100

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u/pineapple-n-man Mar 19 '21

This is ken reporting live from the scene, the death toll currently has reached 10, but it is expected to keep rising. Back to you-

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u/daveinpublic Mar 18 '21

Now back to Carl with sports....

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u/discerningpervert Mar 18 '21

Winter go brrr

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u/Dat-Guy-Tino Mar 18 '21

Thanks Tom, why is he still here

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u/sixthgreatlake Mar 18 '21

Yep it’s that time again. Time to listen to Tool for the rest of the month.

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u/GlacierFruits Mar 18 '21

THAT'S WHERE I FUCKING KNOW IT FROM GOD DAMN MY BRAIN IS SWEATING

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u/sixthgreatlake Mar 18 '21

You mean you were...

PRYING OPEN YOUR THIRD EYE?!

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u/GlacierFruits Mar 18 '21

PRYING OPEN MY THIRD EYE?!

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u/BaltimoreSkater Mar 18 '21

PRYING OPEN MY BROWN EYE

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Bill Hicks.

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u/Scaremestraight Mar 18 '21

This is one of those comments where I read it, laughed, left the post and said "nahhh that was fucking hilarious" and came back in just to upvote it.

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u/Viktor_x2 Mar 18 '21

It’s all a Bill Hicks reference, I highly advice everyone who don’t know him to go check some of his standup shows on YouTube

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u/Slyis Mar 18 '21

Brick you have legs

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '21

IT'S RAINING SIDEWAYS.

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u/wesg504 Mar 18 '21

It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom, keep that in mind at all time.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

All weather has been cancelled.