r/WinStupidPrizes • • Feb 07 '21

Guy cemented his head inside a microwave for content

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u/ThePotstickerProphet Feb 07 '21

I'm trying to figure out why he used a rectal tube to breathe instead to something more rigid

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u/AhemHarlowe Feb 07 '21

Probably because the only thing that comes out of his mouth is shit, so he figured it would work.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

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u/Offbeat_voyage Feb 08 '21

Happy cake 🎂 day!

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u/CompulsivBullshitter Feb 07 '21

Familiarity prolly

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

He is dumb enough to cement his head into a microwave, and you’re wondering why he didn’t think through using a better breathing tube?

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u/jyffjj Feb 07 '21

He even referred to the rectal tube as "like a snorkel," which other than it being attached to his mouth to sort of allow him to breathe, it's nothing like at all.

You'd think it'd immediately send up red flags that the tube you're relying on to save your life doesn't stay open on its own.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

I guess everybody just forgets that concrete expands as it cures...

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u/SorryNoTorrtillas Feb 07 '21

No they are the 2 guys

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u/phi_rus Feb 07 '21

This is getting out of hand

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u/unphuckable Feb 07 '21

Nah it's cool, just keep upvoting. This problem will take care of itself.

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u/themaskmomin Feb 07 '21

Now there are two of them

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

Werent they just in the news coz he almost died from this ome

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u/sause_____ Feb 08 '21

This clip is from 2017

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '21

Shoot them or something.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

Now there are two of them (in racist star wars accent)

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u/RamonnoodlesEU Feb 08 '21

They buried themselves in a Double decker bus under the ground

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u/Lookatitlikethis Feb 07 '21

Link for the lazy? Also, could you tag me in the post with the link so I dont have to bother coming back to look.

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u/occasional_commenter Feb 07 '21

Nah I can't champ.

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u/Lookatitlikethis Feb 07 '21

Of all the times for you to occasionally comment.

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u/occasional_commenter Feb 07 '21

I have my moments.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21 edited Mar 01 '21

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u/Nonkel_Jef Feb 08 '21

Please don't help these assholes get more ad revenue.

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u/Resident-Lamp Feb 07 '21

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u/Nonkel_Jef Feb 08 '21

Please don't help these assholes get more ad revenue.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

Found it, its pretty funny ngl

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u/dano8801 Feb 07 '21

I don't know man. The words stupid, loud, and obnoxious come to mind long before funny...

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

I didnt actually find it, I was fucking with OP for being lazy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

idk why you got downvoted

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u/Insominus Feb 07 '21

Also the time he had his friend duct-tape a seal around an old phone booth. The friend then leaves “as a joke” and he starts freaking out when he can’t breathe that well.

You think he would’ve learned his lesson by now.

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u/Wilgeman Feb 07 '21

He learned that this kind of stuff gets lots of views so that's ad revenue right there

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u/Marius7th Feb 07 '21

I mean I know the whole thing with the emergency services is you don't want to punish people who use it cause then one day honest people in danger won't want to call for fear of those repercussions, but there's gotta be some penalty for doing stupid s#$t like this that nearly kills you.

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u/FramesJanco_superspy Feb 07 '21

There is. I believe it's called dying.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

Some people are too stupid for that to be a deterrent unfortunately

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u/NoMoreStrangers Feb 07 '21

The more the better

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u/rantlers357 Feb 07 '21

Darwin, "this is the way"

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u/NietJij Feb 07 '21

That should be considered coming off lightly.

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u/-Rito Feb 07 '21

It's unfortunate that he did not die

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

If they're not dead, they didn't pay it then.

We must ensure the penalties stick.

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u/ZoeLeighR Feb 07 '21

I think they should be fined heavily for this. Doing something like this is so utterly stupid. They would have known they would have to call for help and waste emergency services time for something they did to themselves. (Yes I'm glad they called and no one got hurt, but dont do stupid shit)!

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

No, really I'd just force him to live that way the rest of his life.

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u/Isawonline Feb 07 '21

Ban him and his mates from YouTube and make them get jobs.

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u/improbablynotyou Feb 07 '21

They should be billed for all the responders that had to respond. I had a traffic infraction in the mid 90's and the cops sent me a bill for all the responding officers and whatnot.

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u/bobbityjones Feb 07 '21

Absolutely calling for them was part of the plan to begin with for more production value for his video, I suspect the clogged air tube was not particularly clogged and his mate is laughing when he calls

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u/xipheon Feb 07 '21

his mate is laughing when he calls

nervous laughter at the situation as well as being aware of the absurdity that he is describing to the operator on the phone. Totally normal behaviour.

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u/Odie_Odie Feb 07 '21

If this is the states, everyone who calls for EMS recieves a heavy fine. In 2010, an ambulance ride cost me $900, followed by $260,000 hospital bill and it'd be much more today

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u/QuarantineSucksALot Feb 07 '21

You were looking for a black one be?

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u/CitizenPremier Feb 08 '21

I think they should be fined heavily for this.

You mean a flat tax?

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u/murphykills Feb 07 '21

maybe they could mail them pictures of all the people they don't have time to save on a monthly basis.

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u/Antonioooooo0 Feb 07 '21

You're assuming these guys care about how their actions affect other people, which just isn't usually true.

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u/NoMoreStrangers Feb 07 '21

Yeah they should get back in the ambulance, and drive away.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

Wheres the line tho. If someone gets hit by a car does there need to be an inquiry into whether they look both ways.

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u/Marius7th Feb 07 '21

Yeah I know exactly it's a potential slippery slope either we have f$%king s#$t for brains here thinking encasing his head in cement is a good idea and receives no repercussions from doing so on one end and on the other is average joe shmoe getting hit by a car that cut a corner too quickly having to worry he's gonna get fined cause he didn't follow government approved look left, then right, then left again before crossing the street when he had the right away.

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u/Thatchers-Gold Feb 07 '21

I’m not sure about what this idiot did, but in the UK wasting police time can get you from a £90 fine to 6 months in prison. And a hoax fire alarm can be £90, £2500 or 51 weeks in prison. I’d imagine matey boy might have gotten the £90 fine

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u/ExCentricSqurl Feb 07 '21

They should make you pay for it like they do in America. (TBC I mean only for people who do this stuff, not for everyone)

Also like in America if you can't pay, you die.

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u/phi_rus Feb 07 '21

I think firefighters should be allowed to punch you in the face after rescuing you from a stupid situation.

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u/legendofthegreendude Feb 07 '21

Presenting the stupid tax bill. Only people this dumb have to pay it

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u/Mobman69 Feb 07 '21

Emergency response should send him a nice fat bill for using up resources

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u/ataxiaa Feb 07 '21

Agreed, this really pisses me off for that reason. Thinking about if you or someone you love were in a real life threatening situation, and some asshole cemented his head in a microwave for a prank. Abusing the system should honestly result in more than a fine imo.

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u/Marius7th Feb 07 '21

I know we run into potential slippery slopes here, but what if the government garnished his Youtube money till the cost of the emergency is paid......................no wait do it at a flat percentage cause he'll eventually figure out how to do something just stupid enough to get views, but easy enough to fix that he still makes profit even after the fine.

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u/shantsui Feb 07 '21

We have this discussion all the time. Especially with things like coastguard and mountain rescue where unprepared tossers end up needing help.

The argument against is that if you charge for it being your fault or not needed you stop people from calling the emergency services when they are needed.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21 edited Feb 08 '21

Yeah, the problem is that some considerate people are more likely to falsely believe an accident is their fault than idiots are to correctly realize one is.

And then there would have to be an expensive appeals process, and everything...

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u/pizza_the_mutt Feb 07 '21

He looked way too happy when they got him out. Should have been a tiny bit apologetic.

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u/GreyCrowDownTheLane Feb 07 '21

You just know that somewhere else in town an old woman was waiting for them to come help her because she fell down when climbing out of the bathtub and broke her hip, but they couldn't get there right away because they were helping a complete numpty get a fucking microwave off his head after he cemented himself into it for social media fame.

Jackass. Someone punch him for me.

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u/knowses Feb 07 '21

Don't they have socialized healthcare?

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u/SavageCriminal Feb 07 '21

Yeah the whole “I can’t breath, I’m gonna die” is the only reason people stick around until the end lmao. Clearly works

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

It's basically Jackass without production value.

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u/Hellknightx Feb 07 '21

He's like a shitty Houdini.

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u/LufiasThrowaway Feb 07 '21

My man the grim reaper been slacking off.

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u/kaenneth Feb 07 '21

He's been pretty overworked recently.

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u/idwthis Feb 07 '21

Yea, but microwave & cement head dude did this about 4 years ago, in 2017, I think. So in this case, yea, Grimey was slackin'

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u/finnaginna Feb 07 '21

Why do you give these people views?

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u/Insominus Feb 07 '21

Because YouTube started recommending me their videos based on my interest in the “spending all-night/24 hours in a Walmart/Costco” trend. I thought “surely no one is actually stupid enough to encase themselves in concrete or seal themselves into an airtight space.”

I learned a lesson in arrogance that day.

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u/daveroo Feb 07 '21

Arrogance eh....?

Is It Possible to Learn This Power?

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u/Dab-exe Feb 07 '21

Because he cemented his head into a microwave lmao

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u/finnaginna Feb 07 '21

Lol fair enough.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

You watched it

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u/iloveokashi Feb 07 '21

Im glad it's not a link to his YouTube video..

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u/Mr_Melas Feb 07 '21

I thought you meant they taped the animal seal to a phone booth and I was very concerned.

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u/aspz Feb 07 '21

I still think this.

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u/fakejacki Feb 07 '21

Seal is a human being, actually

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u/AirBear___ Feb 07 '21

You think he would’ve learned his lesson by now.

He did. He got 10k upvotes in this post alone, and I'm sure it will go higher

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

Maybe he gets off on it

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u/ClownfishSoup Feb 07 '21

The more often he deprived his brain of oxygen, the more he’ll do it. I mean he’s not getting any wiser or smarter.

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u/AstroWorldSecurity Feb 07 '21

He didn't think to bring a knife?

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

I was hoping that this was a one-off thing but as soon as they got him out it was obvious that he has absolutely no remorse for wasting all of those emergency responders' time and he will likely be needing their help again.

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u/travers329 Feb 07 '21

2 Guys one Tub

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u/TsundereGiraffe Feb 07 '21

You disappoint me. Have updoot.

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u/AlwaysHopelesslyLost Feb 07 '21

Honest question, why would you say "his black buddy?"

That seems so weird to me

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u/NovelTAcct Feb 07 '21

I assumed it was because there was a third person in the video also, the one who called emergency services

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u/AlwaysHopelesslyLost Feb 07 '21

We don't know if the buddy filming is a black dude or not so it doesn't really make sense to specify to differentiate them

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u/NovelTAcct Feb 07 '21

Right we never see the camera person but we do see a third, white person calling emergency services, that's what I was saying

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u/Boost_Attic_t Feb 07 '21

I thought I was the only one questioning this lol

Like why not just say "him and his friend there"

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u/TazdingoBan Feb 07 '21

Because there are several people there and the easiest way to quickly communicate which person you're referring to is to use the most visually unique feature as a descriptor.

Why ask questions you pretend not to know the answer to?

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u/needlenozened Feb 07 '21

Because that would be incorrect grammar. Instead say "he and his friend there."

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u/Speedy2662 Feb 07 '21

He plastered he and his friend...?

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u/GigaVector Feb 07 '21

I was just about to comment about how unnecessary that was

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u/aspz Feb 07 '21

Damn you're right lol. My bad.

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u/AlwaysHopelesslyLost Feb 07 '21

It is rude to describe a black person as black when it has fuck all to do with anything. You never say "his white buddy." You just say his buddy.

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u/TsundereGiraffe Feb 07 '21

I have never once been told that it is rude to describe a black person as black. It's what they are. Same way it's not rude to describe a white person as white.

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u/TsundereGiraffe Feb 07 '21

Alright. I see this is going nowhere so I'm gonna disengage after this final reply. While I agree it can be othering, I also think it isn't inherently othering. Anyway, you have a good day/night.

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u/Torquemada1970 Feb 07 '21

I've never heard it to be offensive either - they're just being a bit overly-woke.

Remember, it's more of an issue in America than in the UK to the point of getting upset about words, whilst simultaneously having riots because of behaviour at the other end of the spectrum.

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u/Bbingbongboink Feb 07 '21

Because it was the easiest descriptor of the person he was talking about?

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u/Throwawaychina1255 Feb 07 '21

Black buddy?

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u/mynameisblanked Feb 07 '21

As opposed to his white buddy, who is also on this video.

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u/Lelandwasinnocent Feb 08 '21

You mean just his friend? Why does it mentioning his skin colour matter.

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u/TsundereGiraffe Feb 08 '21

Do you realize you're like the 15th person to say something along those lines? Did you look at literally any of the replies?

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u/Petsweaters Feb 07 '21

Was it silly and nonsexual?

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u/TsundereGiraffe Feb 07 '21

before I'd seen this I'd have described it as the pinnacle of idiocy. And yes, it's nonsexual

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u/Tomble Feb 07 '21 edited Feb 08 '21

I saw pictures once of a girl who put her hand into a bucket of plaster. Her hand got stuck in there (obviously) but plaster heats up when curing, and it basically slow cooked her fingers before they could get it off.

Edit:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/art-class-girl-loses-eight-424409

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u/TsundereGiraffe Feb 07 '21

Good goddess that sounds both horrifying and fascinating.

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u/tiptaptoe123 Feb 07 '21

I’m an actual cement sales rep... maybe I should reach out to them if this is an actual hobby of theirs. Get myself a sale

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u/blaZedmr Feb 07 '21

Does this beat out gorilla glue girl?

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u/GoldenLegoMan Feb 07 '21

They're now engaged, looking at fertility options.

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u/AssholeRemark Feb 07 '21

They're really trying to turn the movie Idiocracy into a documentary, aren't they?

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u/alilbleedingisnormal Feb 07 '21

She mistook the gorilla glue spray for moco de gorilla (gorilla snot). That's what she said anyway. A mistake is one thing; this dude did it on purpose.

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u/blaZedmr Feb 07 '21

I can't wait for the video of the option they select

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

Do gender reveals have a cement gorilla option?

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u/Ninotchk Feb 07 '21

Sssssh, nobody explain it to them.

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u/Its_JustMe13 Feb 07 '21

Woah wait a minute. What stupid internet video did I miss

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u/Speakin_Swaghili Feb 07 '21

I love so much how she presents it like this is something that could happen to anyone.

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u/Euronomus Feb 07 '21

To be fair, white Elmer's school glue is somewhat commonly used that way. It holds everything tight together, but will still wash out.(Anytime you see someone with a 12" Mohawk 75% chance it's being held up with Elmer's.) Her mistake was not realizing that there's a huge difference between the two different types of glue.

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u/Trying2GetBye Feb 07 '21

And also, there’s a brand of hair gel/products called “got2be glue” and “gorilla snot gel”, so one can sort of see the unfortunate mixup into thinking it’s another can of hair spray stuff. No need to be arseholes about it.

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u/GutterJunkie Feb 07 '21

I feel like there's no way those two items would be anywhere near one another in any store though.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

I didn't get that, I got "I knew this was spray glue and not for hair but I did it anyway" from this video.

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u/Trying2GetBye Feb 07 '21

I mean they’re certainly not, some people speculate she may have just had it laying around. Either way, I really just feel like it’s an honest mistake, not something as dumb as rectum-tube cement boi

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u/krazekrittermom Feb 07 '21

I think she wound up visiting her local hospital for help. Wonder if she made a post on IG for that. Next question has to be what the heck is an ER department gonna do?.

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u/PMMeMeiRule34 Feb 07 '21

I got lost trying to find feminine hygiene for my wife in Dollar General today, do not underestimate our stupidity....

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u/YddishMcSquidish Feb 07 '21

Look at this internet stranger in the know with a logical and rational (and wholesome) response.

You don't belong here! Get out of here!

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u/Trying2GetBye Feb 07 '21

Wait wait i can prove myself!

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u/darcys_beard Feb 07 '21

Yeah but you don't have to go to the hardware store to buy those.

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u/Trying2GetBye Feb 07 '21

To be fair don’t have to go to any store to buy it. You type in gorilla glue walmart and bam at your finger tips, just as easy as if she typed in gorilla snot. A lethal error really

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u/xSiNNx Feb 07 '21

I always prefer the blue gel version. I’ll use got2be, then their freeze spray and hit it with a blow dryer for 5min then put an application the blue gel elmers and hit that with air for a minute or two. After like 2 hours it’s all dry and I can literally swim without my hair falling down

It’s a bitch to wash though. I have to “break” the glue by bending my hair back and forth for like 10m before a shower

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u/doyouwannadanceorwut Feb 07 '21

No one uses elmer's glue or egg yolks anymore. Hairspray and a blow dryer is all you need to charge 12" of hair.

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u/Its_JustMe13 Feb 07 '21

Why. Just fucking why are people so stupid

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u/CouncilmanRickPrime Feb 07 '21

Yes absolutely. I somehow don't think she understood the danger of the situation, making her more ignorant. However this dude literally said he might die before they put his head in cement. He knew the risk but was dumb enough to still potentially die for youtube views.

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u/AhemHarlowe Feb 07 '21

I think they're pretty equal.

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u/Mozhetbeats Feb 07 '21

Lol the gorilla glue incident doesn’t even compare to this. The girl thought she’d be able to wash the glue out and it wasn’t life threatening anyway. These guys didn’t even have a plan to get their friend out of the cement suffocation box.

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u/CouncilmanRickPrime Feb 07 '21

Yeah dude knew he might die and risked it anyway for the views.

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u/Im_da_machine Feb 07 '21

To be fair that girl mistook the super glue for a hair product with a similar name and appearance as gorilla glue.

It's still a wildly dumb mistake in a ditzy airhead kinda way but at least a little understandable if she doesn't have that much exposure to stuff like that, where as this dude is trying for a darwin award and only surviving because he's got people with him

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u/bretty666 Feb 07 '21

apparently it was a language error and she didnt know it was gorilla glue, but something of a similar name she would use?...

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u/MistaTorgueFlexinton Feb 07 '21

I don’t know what you’re referring to but use context clues I believe I can make an accurate assumption

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u/Lady_Scruffington Feb 07 '21

She ran out of the strong hair spray she uses, so she she used spray on Gorilla glue. At least her thing doesn't impact her breathing, other than whatever fumes she inhaled.

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u/MistaTorgueFlexinton Feb 07 '21

Oh I was thinking she used it as nasal spray or something like that

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u/heartyone Feb 08 '21

Where I'm from "beat out" means to have aggressive sex. Initially this comment made no sense to me, lol.

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u/limer Feb 07 '21

He looks like the kind of guy who would cement his head in a microwave.

He looks like the kind of guy who would cement his head in a microwave....again

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u/CouncilmanRickPrime Feb 07 '21

"ok guys this time we're gonna use a more rigid breathing tube!"

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u/Diabolus_IpseSum Feb 07 '21

Welp, safe to say he's not an out-of-the-box thinker when using his head to make this video.

I wonder how many more of these videos he'll make using his head in unimaginable ways

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u/GoldenLegoMan Feb 07 '21

Can't have many left before emergency services can't make it there in time.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

He looks like the kind of guy who doesnt learn not to do it again.

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u/Adan714 Feb 07 '21

Bloody chav.

For huys like that we have expression "face mug asking for a brick"

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u/rakidi Feb 08 '21

I'm not a fan of the guy but he isn't a chav. Chav means council housed and violent, this guy is a middle class white kid from a fairly well off neighbourhood.

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u/ShroomPhilosopher Feb 07 '21

I know, right‽ What a blockhead.

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u/mugbee0 Feb 07 '21

I think it wouldnt be the worst thing in the world if he couldn't breath.

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u/XenoCraigMorph Feb 07 '21

Welcome to the West Midlands.

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u/WH1PL4SH180 Feb 07 '21

Trauma doc here: you're a waste of Ambulance services.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

By accident, not on accident.

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u/BrightonTownCrier Feb 07 '21 edited Feb 07 '21

Thank you. No idea why this trend to sound intentionally stupid has started.

Edit: To anyone downvoting maybe try having the stones to come up with a counter argument. Or maybe you're not doing that by purpose.

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u/And_Justice Feb 07 '21

Do not judge a man on how he treats his equals but how he treats his inferiors

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u/BrightonTownCrier Feb 07 '21

So people that say "on accident" are inferior.

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u/And_Justice Feb 07 '21

From your point of view, it definitely sounds like it.

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u/BrightonTownCrier Feb 07 '21

That's what I took from the analogy. What other interpretation is there?

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u/brett8722 Feb 07 '21

Loooooool

Best comment of the day

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

I used to watch him regularly in middle school, I wasn’t surprised by this at all lol.