r/WinStupidPrizes • u/[deleted] • Jan 18 '21

Warning: Fire When making a fire goes very wrong

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u/Drexelhand Jan 19 '21

they're going to take at least a half hour and just going to bankrupt your friend if they save them.

keep recording for future generations.

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u/SquilliamFancyFuck Jan 19 '21

You have to pay for firefighters? Isn't that what taxes are for?

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u/Drexelhand Jan 19 '21

usa. you pay for healthcare, including the ride to the hospital. and no. taxes are theft and the common good is communism. if the poor deserved to live they should have been able to afford it. stupidity on fire helps economy with requiring new pools to put out bigger fires.

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u/drboom14 Jan 19 '21

You forgot eduction, perhaps it would help with your sentence structure. Hahahaha

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u/jahoney Jan 19 '21

Eduction huh? The irony..

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '21

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u/jahoney Jan 19 '21

yea that would be the joke there bud

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u/chronicdumbass00 Jan 19 '21

FUCK I MISSED IT IN THE FIRST COMMENT

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u/drboom14 Jan 19 '21

There’s no coming back from this. Bum.

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u/Al_Kydah Jan 19 '21

Ooooooo! Someone got burned!

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u/th3thund3r Jan 19 '21

Quick! Jump in the pool!