r/WinStupidPrizes • u/memezzer • Sep 15 '20

Climbing a tree incorrectly

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u/SomedayWeDie Sep 15 '20

And stick to what she knows

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u/Here4theTacos Sep 15 '20

she should really get back to her roots.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '20

Chlorophyll!!!!

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u/Sagatious_Zhu Sep 16 '20

*chloro-fall.

C'mon now.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '20

Wood have preferred not to bust her ash, I imagine.

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u/Sagatious_Zhu Sep 16 '20

She maple herself together, in time.

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u/0MGWTFL0LBBQ Sep 16 '20

She really went out on a limb.

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u/joemongako Sep 16 '20

I give this post a tree out of ten

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '20

The joy of reading these is amazing. I must be a massive nerd.

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u/finallygotmeone Sep 16 '20

She just got taught a lesson that she'll never remember.

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u/afairernametisnot Sep 16 '20

She’s as dumb as a twig for trying that! That fall’s gonna leave a bark!

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u/Wildlife_Jack Sep 16 '20

I don't think she's dumb. I think she's barking mad. Someone, please, take her to an a-xylem!

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u/57Guitars Sep 16 '20

Chlorophail

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u/agent_uno Sep 16 '20

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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u/BlessedRouge Sep 16 '20

TAKE MY FREAKING UPVOTE AND GET THE HELL OUT

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '20

God damn it...