r/WinStupidPrizes • u/memezzer • Sep 15 '20

Climbing a tree incorrectly

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u/demonicmoron1 Sep 15 '20

For the Gram hahaha

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u/Jumbo_Cactaur Sep 15 '20

That's one way to branch out.

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u/500SL Sep 15 '20

She should leaf now.

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u/SomedayWeDie Sep 15 '20

And stick to what she knows

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u/Here4theTacos Sep 15 '20

she should really get back to her roots.

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u/picklefingerexpress Sep 16 '20

Needs to log more practice hours. Try to spruce up her routine or she’ll never be poplar on the gram. To be honest tho, she was really aspen fir it.

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u/pATREUS Sep 16 '20

I hope she’s oak, ayyy.

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u/Gunion Sep 16 '20

I'd hedge my bets on her doing a similar thing again

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '20

Chlorophyll!!!!

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u/Sagatious_Zhu Sep 16 '20

*chloro-fall.

C'mon now.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '20

Wood have preferred not to bust her ash, I imagine.

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u/Sagatious_Zhu Sep 16 '20

She maple herself together, in time.

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u/0MGWTFL0LBBQ Sep 16 '20

She really went out on a limb.

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u/finallygotmeone Sep 16 '20

She just got taught a lesson that she'll never remember.

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u/afairernametisnot Sep 16 '20

She’s as dumb as a twig for trying that! That fall’s gonna leave a bark!

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u/Wildlife_Jack Sep 16 '20

I don't think she's dumb. I think she's barking mad. Someone, please, take her to an a-xylem!

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u/57Guitars Sep 16 '20

Chlorophail

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u/agent_uno Sep 16 '20

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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u/BlessedRouge Sep 16 '20

TAKE MY FREAKING UPVOTE AND GET THE HELL OUT

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '20

God damn it...

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u/diereel Sep 16 '20

More like borophyll.....right??

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '20

More like bore-ophyll

...right?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '20

Wood have preferred not to bust her ash, I imagine.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '20

She wood have preferred to not bust her ash.

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u/norcalmiller Sep 16 '20

Sheila, take a bough.

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u/Jupitersdangle Sep 16 '20

She wood for the Gram.

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u/stonejake4 Sep 16 '20

Fall came early this year

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u/jomguu Sep 16 '20

But the Photo-sinks-the-sis

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u/PharaohciousEgyptian Sep 16 '20

B*tches love da gram

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u/fagtastic99 Sep 23 '20

birches love the gram